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>be me >be kissless virgin NEET >meet nerdy fellow virgin
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>be me
>be kissless virgin NEET
>meet nerdy fellow virgin girl at friend's birthday party
>she gives me her number and asks to hang out
>wait a week then text
>we hang out and watch ghost in the shell for a while and then start kissing
>we're both pretty awkward at first
>she kinda teaches me how to use tongue and make out
>this goes on for quite some time
>eventually, she asks if we should go to the bedroom for privacy
>go there, she takes off shirt
>awkwardly tell her i don't have condoms
>she says, she's on birth control and makes a joke about how it'll finally be going to use
>start making out again, and slowly gyrating and removing each other's clothes
>fuck and cum inside her
>pull out my laptop afterward to watch something while cuddling
>all of a sudden i realize how fucking annoying her personality is
>she falls asleep by my side
>don't know how to get rid of her


wtf? am i insane? i was legitimately attracted to this chick two hours ago but now everything she says makes me cringe... am i become Chad, destroyer of hymen? are girls nothing more than moistholes for depositing semen? i feel disgusted with myself
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YOU MUST MASTER THE WAY OF THE CHAD

Geez, I almost always post in all caps now
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>>29454874
That does seem really shitty, but if that's how you really feel there's not really much you can do. You're probably just really immature, or a teenager.
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>>29454874
Welcome to the red pill, I honestly prefer masturbation to actual sex. Ofc I want it initially while I'm horny but after I take care of business I'm glad I chose to just masturbate and not have to deal with all of the extra bullshit of normal sex.

Other people are cancer who at best won't be annoying.
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>virgin
>she's on birth control

She lied to you about one of those two things.
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>>29455142
This.

Or OP made the whole thing up, which is also pretty likely.
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>>29454874
Its called the male orgasm. You think the most clearly directly after cumming.
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