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2016-06-22 02:43:16 Post No. 29450916
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 02:43:16 Post No. 29450916 [Report]
>starting new bank account
>clerk sets up new security questions
>asks me "What is the first name of your best friend?"
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 03:34:28 Post No.29451868
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 03:34:28 Post No.29451868 [Report]
>>29450916
>Sit up boldly to the clerk
>Raise your head
>Smile
>"Richard Long Johnson"
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 03:37:13 Post No.29451916
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 03:37:13 Post No.29451916 [Report]
>several people quit suddenly at work
>manager asks "do you have any friends who want a job?"
>reply "I don't have any friends, no one likes me"
>sad/concerned looks from her and co-worker
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 03:38:30 Post No.29451940
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 03:38:30 Post No.29451940 [Report]
>>29451916
Can you refer me? I need a job friendo
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 04:02:39 Post No.29452417
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>applying for NEETbux
>setting up security questions
>"Full name of first girlfriend/boyfriend"
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 04:08:55 Post No.29452546
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>>29451916
>reply "I don't have any friends, no one likes me"

how to be a creepy fuck and lose your job - a guide by anon
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 04:27:22 Post No.29452832
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>have maybe one friend
>know for a fact that they don't consider you their best friend
>have to use their name anyway unless you pull a random name out of your ass
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