>youtube video begins with "whats up guys"
>>29450714
that's not as bad as "what is up guys"
Hey what's up guys, kickin it out here in Long Beach.
>>29450786
And today I wanna talk to you about
>>29450798
parallel universes
>>29450798
The best everyday foods that are surprisingly better with bacon :)
>>29450817
Now there are many theories you may have heard about parallel universes
>>29450798
How to be a better mate.
>youtube video begins with "Hello everyone"
Much comfier
>>29450842
But wait until i blow your mind! Alright guys this is how it goes.
And just a reminder like and subscribe and comment down below now before we go any further he's a message from our sponsors
....and we are back with
>>29450798
How to get ANY girl's number without fail in 2, 3 minutes tops! I know it sounds too good to be true but just listen and you'll see it's not as hard as you think. and as always don't forget to like comment and subscribe at the end of the video
>guy looks at the camera says nothing and shakes his head for 3 minutes before going on a rant
WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29450714
>>29450798
>Don't forgot to hit that subscribe button and give me a thumbs up before I even say anything! This is the most important part though because this is where I make the money I insist I'm not making these videos for!
>waddup guise it's ur boi
"michael here..."
what's up everybody welcome back to my laboratory where safety is number one priority
Sup bros, my name isPepe, and today I wanna talk to you about REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OUT DA WHEY... Sup erybody
Well how the fuck do you think they should start a video? They're just trying to say hi to their audience or whoever is watching the video, it's gonna sound cringeworthy regardless of how they start the video.
>>29450714
Not as bad as
>here in my garage...
>he doesn't like cr1tikal
sup BEECHES ids chad warden here
>>29451296
That crazy Russian genius.
>>29451556
>he likes the backstabbing normie fucker cr1tikal
>>29451221
Kek
Trucks top quickie, this video is going in the crazy hits and smoking with people playlists it's what I like to call a two-fer
>>29452005
I like his videos unironically, simple and entertaining. He pretty much won the lottery, though, despite his ideas being blatantly unoriginal and science experiments very old elementary school tier he has a 7M sub channel on the whole 'russian' novelty. I am glad kids watch it, it's informative and inspiring unlike the majority of degenerate shit that contaminates modern children's media
>>29451796
YOU KNOW WHAT IT lS
>>29452653
I also like his videos. He seems like he'd be a pretty cool guy, to be honest.Plus he's kind of handsome, and he's like the only Russian accent-having guy that I like. I don't normally like the accent at all.
>>29450714
That's just so they can start speaking nicely.
Try making a YouTube video and see how difficult it is to start speaking.
>>29453855
>Hey guys
>So today I'm going to tell you about
>AND THEN I'm going to tell you about
>AND THEN I'm going to tell you to like comment subscribe
>SO LET'S GET STARTED
>OK SO LIKE...
No they're just fucking braindead.
>>29453946
They're copying off other people is what is. Maybe they don't even realize it, I think "copy and paste" is the human default way of thinking/doing since that's how you learn as a child. Nothing wrong with it on it's own, but it's a problem when it's obvious you're just copying someone else.
All that greentext you wrote too I hear from so many girls on youtube. At least some guys are original enough. But the guy has ten minutes of unedited ranting with a picture on the screen and girl has all this nicely edited stuff primarily focusing on her face/tits the whole time, saying that script you put out. It's funny when you notice the pattern. The guy is just ranting about whatever he rants about, but the girl is trying to put out a formulaic product like it's a job but she won't admit that.
I'll watch youtube videos but I won't watch those types of "youtube culture" videos
they're toxic
>>29453855
it's hard to start speaking because none of them really have anything to say. Expressing themselves is a peripheral goal. They want the reward of attention.
>>29450714
wait, isn't that the face 'white guys' make?
HEY VSAUCE MIKEALLS HERREE
>>29453946
Every tutorial video there
Kill me
>>29452669
It's a celebration bitches
Grab a drink, grab a glass
After that, I grab yo ass
>give this video a thumbs up
In this example a chad with one leg proves he is more of a man than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nba0SBkeFWg
where did youtube go so wrong
