>Hey anon, I heard you're still a virgin... maybe I can help you with that?
>>29450455
>I'll help you... anon, listen to me! BE YOURSELF.
>>29450455
>>Hey anon, I heard you're still a virgin... maybe I can help you with that?
this is how someone would lose it in a disney movie.
>believing the disney love lies
Kk.
*unzips fly. 4 inch erect penis emerges with almost equal length pubic hairs*
>I know
>You're tired
>of loving
>of loving with nobody to love
>>29450455
>I have a friend named Helga, she's really....sweet! She's so nice you two are perfect for each other!
>>29450455
If somebody made that offer, I would seriously decline.
Women are disgusting. Men are disgusting. Sex is disgusting. This soulless creature can go fuck itself.
>>29450455
for the last time, I'm not fucking your fat friend, Kayla
>tfw lesbian co-worker actually did
>>29450455
That sweatshirt is dope
Oh, you want my virginity??? FUCKING TAKE IT, BITCH *sprints at very high speed away*
>>29453847
*teleports behind you* heh heh heh your too weak for the likes of me, human
better luck next time*attacks*
>>29453894
*sidesteps attack using years of shinobi training* Ha! Too slow! You're not even good enough to be my fake! *Shoejets turn on, and I kick you really hard and I brake your jaw* Hah! I can't believe you even dared! You had great courage!
>>29450455
No thanks, little roastie
>>29450455
What do you have in mind?
something original I hope
>>29450455
I want to be her so fucking bad , what is wrong with me
>>29451997
Ahuh hunny
phew, i know now im not actually a pedophile
>>29450455
you couldn't even get me hard if you tried and i'm more or less straight
>>29454270
Dude it's okay, you don't have to eat the watermelon.
>>29454354
PSA, that's a bannable pic
>>29454384
But only here, not on instagram where it was posted :^)
>>29454408
Yeah I know several robots have gotten bans because of that pic though. That's why only fully clothes JJ pics are posted
If a roastie tells me that I'll lose my virginity if I just BE MYSELF, I'll rape her and say she was right
>>29454495
I've gotten the failure to upload message, but never a ban
Posting burqua blanket JJ for safety
Actually, I've engaged in sexual intercourse with multiple partners before. However, if you'd like to engage in sexual role-play where I play the role of a sexually inexperienced man from Cambodian puppeteering imageboards, I would be happy to oblige.
>>29450455
lmao not with that flaccid pinnochio nose and that terrible fake blonde hair
>>29454904
You leave her nose alone
>>29454958
>expand thumbnail
>hear multiple sirens coming down my street
fuck you
i dindu nuffin
>>29450455
>>29454529
i feel like i've done something wrong by looking at her.
>>29455093
Why's that? She's just a girl.
>>29452036
can she fit inside a rowboat
>>29450522
Underrated comment. /thread/
>>29450455
>I'll hook you up with a friend of mine he is so cute.
w...wait he. u...uh i'm not gay.
>Oh cmon anon it'll be so much fun
>>29455093
impure thoughts are not allowed
>>29450455
the mongoloid is strong with this cunt
>>29455115
i've been posting on /tv/ so long that i get paranoid the cunnyposting has changed me. just seeing her now scares me
>>29455280
i don't want to be impure
>>29455402
changed you how?
alsooriginal
I am only interested in mating with females that are virgins.
>>29450455
>u-uh, what do you mean? h-ha ha.
Stop sexualizing little girls, guys.
>>29455402
>i get paranoid the cunnyposting has changed me
Cunnyposting?
>>29455501
Don't meme me bro. I just find some of them to be pretty
>>29455539
it's what the paedos from /tv/ call it when they post dance mom girls
>>29455539
a c*nny is a derogatory term for a little girl. tfw imma get placed on a list just for responding in this thread.
so c*nny posting is posting barely legal c*nny
ROLLPLAYINGCHATROOM
>>29455809
oh kwap
>>29452055
i love you
gives me happiness
>>29455809
TWO WORDS, MAN
>>29454136
*jaw doesn't break* *smiles and slowly lowers chin as you bring your foot down* Is that it little man? *lunges in between your hips*
>>29450455
No thank you. You are below my standards.
>>29450455
i wanna cum in her hair and that's it
>>29456012
That's original gross
>>29456047
Fuck you, you white knight.
Sincerely,
Not Even The Guy You Responded To
Wait, shit, how old is she? I didn't even expand any of the pictures. I'm just here to troll. Oh god. FBI. I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. Oh god! Wilson, I'm SORRRYYYY!
>>29456134
I'm pretty sure those pics are from her instagram and are not illegal.
>>29456106
sorry for discouraging degenerate behavior
>>29455433
well, i guess it's already changed me since i'm posting this but i meant i'm afraid of becoming a pedo
Do people actually find that biting lip thing hot? I wanna beat her and anyone who makes that face to a fucking bloody pulp, there's no way to look any more like whore stacy garbage. never post this image on here again, fucking ruined my night
>>29456160
The issue isn't whether the pictures themselves are illegal, but whether she's underage. If she's underage, my posting in this thread might suggest to the FBI that I have pedofilic tendencies.If she's legal though, I would totally take her cummies in my tummies. :3
>>29450455
How old is this goddess what the fuck. I'd say yes and I pray for the day when a girl this intensely beautiful asks me just that.. Fully knowing it will never happen.
>>29450522
kek
la
k e kkek
>>29456197
You either are one or you aren't. Pictures of clothed teen girls isn't going to make you one.
>>29456263
16. But idk how old OP's picture is
>>29456280
>you either are one or arent
You probably also think you are either born gay or not.
>>29456312
Isn't that what the gays themselves say?
Who would CHOOSE to be a fag?
>>29456280
I wouldn't rape her but I didn't get any growing up so if she really wanted to I would without hesitation.
>>29456455
That's not very pedo.I think she's beautiful, but a girl her age wanting to be with someone my age is really weird
>>29451997
I need her fucking sweater
Stupid coalburner
Dumb whites
>mfw she goes full fridge mode like chloe
>/pol/ is leaking again
Rev up those fryers
>>29456248
>Do people actually find that biting lip thing hot? I wanna beat her and anyone who makes that face to a fucking bloody pulp, there's no way to look any more like whore stacy garbage. never post this image on here again, fucking ruined my night
whoa anon
>>29456622
Not likely.
Dancing is good exercise, and any fridge genes would have started to manifest by now.
>>29456622
Chloe is female JUST
>>29450455
>/tv/ kicked him out
Feels good...
>>29456664
/r9k/ is the perfect board for him, not /tv/
>>29456248
wew lad
>>29456650
MODS MODS MODS
>>29456682
How do you still have the old text style captchas?
I've had nothing but the "click on all pictures of waterfalls" ones for months now.
>>29454384
>what are dost laws
>>29456677
At least he can spam in Katya threads
>>29455501
little girls were literally made to be sexualized
>>29450522
>t-thanks, you're such a good friend Stacey
>>29456699
4chan x userscript using recaptcha v1.please stop posting pics like that i cant handle it.or give instagram
>>29454154
She is a roastie and a coalburner
>>29450455
Soooo she helps me staying a virgin by not fucking me?
nah JoJo, that's ok
>>29456793
Neat. Thanks.
it's /jordynjones
>>29456650
o fug
i don't care how old i would die to hit that
>>29456869
lol you romantic
the only kind of virginity you can help me with is my jordyn jones hug virginity.
>>29456930
:3
origginal coumant raquerod
>all these fully grown males lusting after a little girl that is obviously underage
Fucking gross.,
>Losing my virginity to underage girl
>>29456997
Thanks for calling me full grown
>>29456997
OP is an autistic neckbeard and still a virgin
>>29456997
>at least 16 if not older
>little girl
nigger if this was 19th century she would have been a grandmother by now, girls grow much faster than boys during teens because they need to be able to give birth as early as possible as this happened throughout mankind history, only recently some old people decided you can only have sex with old women and have children with them when their eggs are literally rotten and your children will have autism and health problems
>>29457015
IS THAT A KNEE-PULL??
>>29456997
You were lusting after her when you were young and you got her. We were lusting after her and never got her, and never got anyone. To think that you somehow just accept that attraction of that nature is now beyond you because years have flown by in misery is a naive notion at best. She's beautiful, and the only way you could deny that is if you're either gay or somehow having her and having women as you grew made you view younger females any less desirable.. But then I see guys in their 60s going for 27 year olds so I'm calling bullshit on that one.
>>29457086
now that you mention it...
>mfw too distracted by her smile to notice
>>29457143
little jojo is growing up so fast
I hate this thread. Katya rules!
>>29456903
kek
oorriiggiinnaall
What's so special about her anyway? She just a fucking white female!
>>29456997
When normalfags see her now
>OMG you are all sick pedo fucks shes only 17
Literally only 1 year later
>I she 18? I would smash so hard brah xDDDDd I wish my girl looked like this
>>29457222
She's attractive af
>>29457222
pleb nigga
>>29457263
how on earth is this comment original
>>29457275
jojo magic my nigga
>>29457222
She's really pretty and a talented dancer. And I like her somewhat sarcastic sense of humor and how she does lots of cute stuff on social media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV9s5Ggy3Hk
>>29457242
>Attractive
Nigger detected
>>29457287
But her boyfriend is black
>>29457334
That's news to me. The bf she had for a while was azn.
>>29457232
Are you b8ing
>>29457352
After they get married, a new Elliot Rodger will be born
>>29450455
let's just wait for the dentist to call us, you weird child.
>>29457101
When I was young I was lusting after girls my own age, not girls young enough that I could have potentially fathered them, albeit at a young age. Today, I lust after women my own age, because I want a partner with shared experiences whom I can conversate and enjoy a rapport with. Apparently what you paedos want is a living plaything young enough that you can brainwash and play around with them emotionally without them having the adequate mental or emotional capacity to understand or fight back and it's fucking gross.
Castrate all paedos.
>>29457427
lol calm down man. The attraction is purely physical.
>>29457427
Normie confirmed, absolutely braindead.
Did you not read anything I said? When you were her age you LUSTED after her and you GOT girls like her... We didn't. We haven't had that growing up we missed all of that shit. So the notion of "growing up" in terms of interests is frankly impossible since we NEVER had anything you did. What I'm trying to say is you grew with it. We never had any of it to begin with. We still long for what we never had just the same as everyone else. I'm not a pedo. I'm not into "children" that's fucking disgusting. In these pictures this girl looks incredible. She does not look childlike. If she did I'd be repulsed.
>>29457394
The black wanting to get married part is more farfetched than the elliot rodger 2 part.
>>29457427
That's pretty right-on
I hate the way people throw around the word Pedophilia. Pedophilia is an attraction to PREpubescent children. I think it's perfectly normal to find girls between the ages of 15-17 attractive because they are well into puberty and are ripe for breeding.
>>29457468
Then you're not looking hard enough.
If you can't look at this image and see a little girl, that is 100% your paedo vision clouding your judgement. She looks like she's fucking 12 man.
>>29457495
But wouldn't a paedo want to see a little girl?
She legit looks like she's fucking 9. I knew /r9k/ was bad but jfc this is disgusting.
>>29457564
Sorry for liking cute stuff
>>29457598
you are bringing out unwanted qualities in me
>>29457564
If you think jordyn is disgusting then don't open this image
>>29457394
Nah, Asian male/White female hapas usually turn out well. It's the white male/Asian female hapas that turn out a disaster, and even then it's just the male hapas. Elliot's sister is a cute stacy with a Chad boyfriend and got the best features from her parents. Elliot turned out looking like a south Asian lady boy trap.
>>29457650
You leave Chloe out of this, I will fucking strangle you with your intestines!
>>29457741It was only as an example of someone who is youthful and adorablesry
So do you guys jerk off to her pictures or just think she's cute like a cat?
>>29457849
cute like a cat
but there are a lot of perverts out there...
>>29457849
I've jerked off to this >>29454354 pic several times before but overall I just think she's cute.
You have not heard shit because i talk to no one, dumb harlot
>>29456699
When did her tits get so big?
>>29450455
Sorry i only fuck white women
>>29456608
https://www.google.com/shopping/product/7146550570980561855?q=uh+huh+honey+sweatshirt&safe=off&prmd=ivns&prds=paur:ClkAsKraX_3lTwqZL4pPrHckHfRpuZ7Mpc4ojuErLeE_RVQ_Mwc3-xDmYaLOffx3u7sjvLBniFPwKq_2H50Zl5ziDTAPqyDVRjPNYZy15kAgNw9rsKGyRkTJrBIZAFPVH71kjEyBRsGycjRiUwV62zsvFCLvqQ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj08Z-jybvNAhXGHR4KHWwVCAMQ8wIIDDAA
>>29457849
like a cat. i want to pat her head. i haven't been posting pics of her, though. so, i don't represent those posters.
>>29454992
Kekko kekky kekekek
Origonal
I actually told a girl at a party that i was a virgin and she made it her personal mission to change that, some of them realyl get into it when they know they are your first
>>29458656
Did she actually fuck you though
vote in this poll to define the robot
>>29457892
>>29458707
yes Multiple times
>>29456134
You don't get flagged for expanding a picture, dumbass. Plus it's an honest mistake because you can't really tell how old the girl is just my looking at a small ass thumbnail. That is, if you're on a phone like me.
>>29451997
>tfw these lyrics are in a normie song where everyone is happy where they'd never understand these feels
>>29450455
Who is this whore
Original fucking nigger
>went to an escort
>couldn't get hard
>pillows and sheets smelled like the brown guy who was just there before me who I saw exiting the room right before I went in
>couldn't get hard so instead of animalistic hard fucking ended up talking and sharing feels with hooker, which I didn't reallly want but whatever
>she was a very nice girl
>come home
>bitch gave me a hickey on my neck
>mom's gonna notice tmr
there goes my stealth. fuck
>>29450455
>WHAT? ... N-NO I'M NOT!!!
>*runs away miserably*
>>29456252
This is seriously psychotic thinking. The FBI does not have the resources to scan every 4chan thread and look for pedofilic tendencies. To think that they would do so is seriously a sign of mental illness. You're probably schizo.
>>29454958
I imagine little men using her nose as a slide
>>29458940
>pillows and sheets smelled like the brown guy who was just there before me who I saw exiting the room right before I went in
nasty
anyway, just pretend it was a girl you hooked up with off tinder or something. what would you do then? i assume that'd mean you'd be awkward about it and avoid the subject
>>29450455
No thanks, waiting till marriage
>>29456650
WOW. Just look at that.
>>29458969
.t not-a-government-agency
>>29458940
>scratch my neck with my clippers while trimming my beard
>retarded female coworkers think its a hickey and think im some kind of popular guy outside of work despite never saying anything aside from "hi bye"
>always asking me what im doing this weekend
>say im going to spend the weekend playing atelier games and watching cartoons
>haha anon youre so funny
i dont know how to feel about this feel
>>29456047
Her hair looks gorgeous and the bitch fucking knows it
>>29450455
>helping me with what? lose my gains?
>NOT TODAY GAINS GOBLIN!
>>29456248
Yeah it's hot to normal people. To mentally unstable ones like yourself, I guess it's infuriating.
>>29459350
Yeah, that caption is a bunch of cram
>>29460187
i've never see a prettier female, she is amazing
>>29460728
It's not fair that some people get to be this pretty
>>29460883
can you imagine how soft her cheeks are?
kissing her on the cheek would be like heaven
>>29450522
First post will always be best post
>>29460934
It wouldn't be the worst thing.tfwnojjtohug
>>29452036
>she
It most likely a trap or landwhale.
>>29461036
at first I thought she was sniffing a used tampon
>tfw got ostracized from my favorite chatroom community because I said I fapped to some of her pics
>tfw called her a "cunny"
>tfw got labeled a pedophile
>tfw had met up with one dude from that chatroom and he gave my dox to all of them
>they harassed my extended family telling them I was a pedo and making up Bullshit
>>29450653
Whoooooooo boy I kekd
>>29461359
Nice
Perverts get nothing
>>29461359
What kind of community was that?
>>29450455
>Eeeew. Did you think I was going to fuck you?
>I mean I wanted to hook you up with my fat friend
