>h-hey anon-kun, I heard you were looking for a gf... m-maybe I could be your gf? I'll be loyal forever because I'm insecure about my disfigured face, please just love me anon-kun...
im sure there are plenty of blind men looking for gf's, dont sweat it
>>29449396
>bullying me about my burns
*cries*
I don't know...
Is the ass fat?
Is that a fucking ghoul?
oreo
>>29449376
AH A GHOSSSTTTTTTT
Incredible ghoul cosplay
>>29449376
Holy shit she looks like a ghoul.
She wouldn't want to date me though I'm a virgin fat NEET that doesn't bath every day and can't even talk to people in real life.
>>29449376
>4 months into relationship
>"I had to fuck 13 niggers last month because you answered my text message too fast and it made me feel like you weren't the man I needed. Now go ask your boss for overtime because I'm pregnant. If you don't, I'll say you raped me."
ALL WOMEN
ARE
THE SAME
>>29449376
I thought plastic surgery had advanced since the 18th century.
>What do you want, smooth skin?
>>29449376
i actually would date her if she were decent to be around
>>29449376
>leave, smoothskin
>>29449376
>h-hey anon-kun, I heard you were looking for a gf... m-maybe I could be your gf? I'll be loyal forever because I'm insecure about my disfigured face, please just love me anon-kun...
bloxxbloxx
>>29449376
smoothskins btfo
she looks like the cat in the hat
>>29449376
did she got titties?
>>29449376
Hahahahaha robots use this same mentality about wheelchair girls thinking it's actually true.
>>29449376
If she had less niggery lips I would
>>29449528
>niggery
She can't help that, she was born black.
>>29449376
Don't fall for it robots, you'll just be her practice smoothskin BF!
*psssssst* hey smoothskin
>>29449376
those are the least loyal of all women, they will fuck anyone who gives them even the slightest amount of attention
>>29449528
yeah this is really what kills it for me too
I know shes got burns and shit too but her skin is really pasty too
>>29449376
Hanok is still best girl
Not now. But I suspect that soon I would even be glad to get a gf like this but by then it'd be too late.
>>29449376
lol wut why even live at that point that's worse than being a wizard.
7/10 ghoul cosplay though
>>29449619
Meh the skin is fine and the nose is whatever but those lips just turn me completely off to her
>>29449679
Yeah for sure the lips are a nogo
Maybe if she wasn't doing a dorky smile they wouldnt look as niggery
>>29449591
now THATS funny
comentario original
>>29449449
Factually correct desu.
>>29449467
>decent to be around
She must be hurting really bad. Much more psychological damage than the average robot.
I wouldn't expect her to be so decent to be around desu.
Honestly I'd spend time with her if she really wanted it, and see if I can do things to make her feel better, but it's hard to get past the disfigurement and she must be getting so much shit whenever she goes out. I feel terribly bad for her.
Alright, back to making ghoul jokes.
i read this all in Gob's voice
>>29449790
At least the wife on the left still has facial features. Jesus christ the guy on the right looks like a horror vidya monster. Spooky shit.
>>29449449
Jesus fuck... r9k NEVER allows you to let your guard down. Good post anon.
>>29449790
I know that guy story.
If the media didn't get in the middle the roastie would have left him and not married.
Instead they did and she married him for all the fame / hugboxing from everyone.
Then she cheated and left him
He delved into alcoholism and an heroed with a rifle.
Roastie + normie media is a terrible combination.
>>29449842
I thought the guy slipped on ice and died?
>>29449871
Nah he committed suicide. The army guy I mean. I don't know left story though.
filthy mudshark
>>29449376
suddenly this bitch doesn't seem so bad
>>29449922
>Would fuck/10
I am genuinely surprised that she seemingly hasn't been pounded yet. Her body looks good enough under the sweater.
>>29449376
What's up smooth skin
>" Y-you wanna g-go out some time senpai? R-really you mean that?"
>>29449376
Sure, so long as you're a virgin (never had any sexual contact whatsoever) its no problem. Don't want used goods.
Just let me lay back and kick some ol' simplistic pimp shit
On Slim's shit and start riots like Limp Bizkit
Throw on "Guilty Conscience" at concerts
And watch mosh pits til motherfuckers knock each other unconscious (Watch out nigga!)
Some of these crowds that Slim draws is rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard
When it's packed and fulla cars
Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw is niggas from Crenshaw
From Long Beach to South Central
Whoa, not these niggas again
>>29449971
yeah she does have a nice body, i'd fuck her if she wore a mask or something
I only date smoothskins
>>29449376
Um....I would go out with you but are you frum?
>>29449922
Again, stop posting this, it's fake.
>>29449376I would love them forever unironically
>>29449376
this is the prettiest burn victem I ever did see
>>29449922
Fake retard, it's a tranny from russia.
>>29450160
>>29449922
[Nice triple dubs]
I laugh every time, her face like a russian/slav guy I swear
>>29450367
>>29450248
source? how do you know
>>29449376
I'm glad you came into my life babe, I also bought these for you <3
>>29449376
I wonder what she'll look like when shes old.
>>29449414
>move along, smoothskin
>>29449376
dat pussy aint burned is it
>>29449376
Burned everywhere but what was protected by a wet diaper
She was 2, Mom left a lit cigarette in her bed, and left the house
Firemen thought she was a burned up doll, until she started screaming
Mom never came back
She is now 19
Wants a boyfriend
Says she is lonely
Why would anyone live like that? I would consider killing myself even if was only blind or deaf or something. If I was horribly disfigured I'd ask to be burned alive and my ashes spread.
>>29449376
This bitch probably has orbiters and has had sex. Fuck her
>>29449376
Kill yourself. That's what I would do in your situation. I contemplate suicide daily as it is.
>>29449376
Stuff it ghoul! give me a drink before I bash your face in
>>29451620
I wouldn't date her, but I would track her mother down and beat the shit out of her for doing that to her daughter
Women literally live in aimbot trainer casual baby mode.
> get goul gf
> go to war
> accidentally fall face first on a mine
> survive, go back home
> you are now both gouls>she divorces you anyway
>>29449376
But I don't wanna give Hanako the chocolate
>>29451620
>Firemen thought she was a burned up doll, until she started screaming
>>29451620
God I fucking hate irresponsible parents that mom deserves to be tracked down and tortured to death fucking cunt
>>29449376
>tfw no monster gf irl
>>29449376
Does she use ecolocation
Eh i would do it. I'd make her a submissive little slut and cuck her with actual attractive girls.
>Hey smoothskin, lookin for a good time?
>>29451620
At first I wondered why she didn't put a shotgun to her temple a while ago but then i realised she has no hands. Poor girl. Can't even tie herself a noose.
>>29451620
>everywhere but what was protected by a wet diaper
So you're saying the important bits are intact?
>>29452248
Even if she has had sex, I'd rather be a virgin than suffer her fate. How could you possibly feel any resentment for her? I know roasties fucking suck but god damn she has it way worse than all of you fat virgins
