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Fucking shit tests. If women didn't have vaginas I wouldn't
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Fucking shit tests. If women didn't have vaginas I wouldn't bother with them.
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You waited 5 hours to reply to her greeting. I'd have given up too.
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>>29448515
Well fuck, I have things to do. I can't always be talking to her.
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>>29448481
she's basically asking for your dick, you retard.
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>>29448541
I think it's more the reply being only 'hi' that's the issue Senpai. That's pretty limp dick even among normal friends.
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>>29448691
>it's more the reply being only 'hi' that's the issue

You faggots are insufferable.
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Well I won the shit test
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>>29448481
>>29449166
what is this middle school? are you all 12?
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>roastie is babbling inanely
>man blamed for ignoring her
Just give up. A relationship with a roastie is daycare.
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>>29449272
fuckingkillme.png
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>>29448481
>replies with a basic "hi"
get better texting skills, fuckwad
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>>29449395
How would you reply?
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>>29449340
>women
THis is an original comment
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>>29449438
Hi! Are you feeling better now?
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>>29449438
hi's are too simple and shortly worded texts make a person seem like they're disinterested. A "hey, how are you?" or even a "what's up" would have sufficed
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>>29449438
Or better yet, since op says he was busy "hey, sorry I didn't reply earlier. had a lot of [insert whatever] to do/catch up on"
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>>29449438
hi please let me put benis in vagina
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I'm no chad never even held a girls hand but clearly she likes you you fucking normalfag. Just tell her something like oh sorry I was busy I do care, let me show you I care enough to take you out for coffee/whatever normies like to do

Fucking hell
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>>29449340
>"oh sorry bout that"
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>>29448481
You're just as boring as she's being, OP, you have no right to complain.
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>>29449853
I'm no Chad either my man :^) however I dislike her as a person. I find her shallow and without any interesting traits, she's like a 7/10 and not really worth my time. I think I'll just stop talking to her.
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>>29449917
get nudes for us at least
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>>29449933
DUBS speak the truth OP

>>29449917
Do it.
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>>29448625
>>29449853
How the fuck do you know the roastie wants OP's dick?
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>>29449946
How the fuck do I even go about getting nudes? I'm just as autistic as you guys and don't know how this shit works.
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>>29449980
I'm actually surprisingly good at interpreting social cues that don't pertain to me. I've been able to tell things about people that turn out to be true, but when it comes to me personally I am like a robot trying to decipher what people mean when they talk to me.

>>29449987
Well fuck I don't know either
Might as well just drop her
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>>29449987
yeah I don't know either man
if you need to ask us you might as well drop her
or keep giving her short, terse answers until she sends a picture of her dumb face to get your attention then ask for more
I dunno.
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>>29448481
Girls think being aloof and dismissive is cool.
We spergs have the upperhand on that, but the execution is always lacking.
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>>29450053
I added her on Snapchat so maybe shell send some there, idk famalam
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>>29450069
what do you mean? elaborate
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>>29450117
OP's responses come off as uncaring and not in need of her attention, and fortunately for him, many women like the implied challenge of a disinterested guy. Look at how she practically threw herself at him, it's shameful, really.
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>>29448481
>Fucking shit tests
There's literally nothing "test" about that.
You just don't care about talking to her
But then what should I expect from a guy seeing as you all seem to have the mentality of >>29449917
Like oh god how dare she be able to tell that I just want to use her
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>>29449496
>>29449540
haha holy shit

Top betas right here that have never passed a shit test

>>29449505
This is alright
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>>29450219
>Top betas right here that have never passed a shit test
>implying theres anything wrong with what they said
>implying it matters as long as you can talk like a NORMAL PERSON
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>>29450212
>Triggering intensifies
Jesus you sound like an sjw
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>>29450281
I like how calling people out on things being their fault when they try to blame other people makes me an sjw
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>>29450212
>>29450266
Fuck off, autistic tripfag. Nobody gives a fuck about your triggering. Do you think you're special enough that someone would impersonate you, cancerous shitlord?
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>>29449166
>tfw a dog has a fb

I should make one for my dog too :^)
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>>29449340
REEEEE
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK NORMIES
FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT TEST
SOCIAL TEST
SOCIAL "CUES"
BULLLLLLLLSHIT!
FUCK YOU WOMEN STOP ACTING SO EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE

SUCKKKK MY COCK
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>>29450361
You should really try reading >>29450331
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>>29450388
You should really try not being a fucking trip fag.
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>>29449340
REPLY

"whatever"

This is litteretly manipulating her
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>>29450388
You're still a beta, and a tripfag.
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>>29450177
this is wayyy too true it really is fucked up
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>>29449340
Please continue, I'm lifeless and I get joy at watching other robots fail, or rarely succeed.
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>>29450426
>>29450433
Mmmm loving these ad hominems
Why's it so hard to actually acknowledge any valid point a tripfag makes?
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>>29450489
Attention seeking whore you are irrelevent

Mentaly healthy anons dont need constant attention, fuck off

Sage
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>>29450459
Well here's some more.
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>>29450527
What the fuck are you leaving out?

This convo makes no sense

Nothing is kinky?!
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>>29450527
>anons that will end up too beta to see the grill in person for 30...
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>>29450527
>hahaha
So is this an acceptable thing to text? I need to know.
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>>29450527
Keep us updated, if you succeed, anon, you'll be giving the rest of us robots hope.

Also, is she hot? At least do you think she is? If so, stop acting like a bitch and be nice to her.
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>>29450527
Stop leaving stuff out of the convo, censor personal info but don't jump ahead, we have no fucking idea what's going on.
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>>29450527
This website is 18+ you fucking faggot
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>>29450489
>implying ad hominem matters when you're an attention seeking tripfag
Just fuck off with that bullshit, and we'll take you seriously.
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>>29450549
Yeah I've been skipping parts. Trust me, it's nothing interesting. What you see here is roastie speak. I barely understand it myself
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>>29450563
it's nothing impressive, i've talked about so much shit sexually to grills and i end up pussying out of seeing them like he will
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>>29448691
>That's pretty limp dick even among normal friends.

>implying women make good friends

They're warm wet holes buddy
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by the way this girl talks I'm willing to bed she's white trash
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Are you guys like 17 or something? Jesus
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why are you talking to her if you don't like her?
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>>29450679
Kek this roastie is pathetic
Even I realized I need to stop orbiting, I stay away from females as much as possible.
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god damn stop talking like poor minorities

cringe
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>>29450679
>because he pounded my pussy and left without saying anything
>don't worry, I know you'd never do anything like that to me with ur small dick and all
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>>29450679
Abort mission op pretend you dont really care while you can. Your on your path to the friend zone
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>>29450679
Anyway, she tells me about this guy asking for nudes, she blocks him, we talk about drinking for a bit, then she says she's cold then this
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>>29450824
do you actually like this girl? if you do, say something like "wish you were here with me"
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>>29450824
dude your text game sucks (;
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>>29450850
Yeah I'm aware, I'm trying to get better senpai
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>>29450850
wow anon how #devilish (;
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>>29450824
cringing hard

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