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Do you think he'll make it?
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Do you think he'll make it?
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>>29448415
Make it in what way? If you mean become a productive, self-sufficient member of society with a job, then I think he'll be fine. If you mean get a gf, then I don't see it happening for him. I've been following him for a few years now, and it seems as though he's too set in his ways to make the changes necessary for that. It sucks to say, but wearing baggy as fuck suits and putting litres of grease into your hair every day isn't going to be attractive to the majority of girls his age.
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>>29448415
Reviewbrah is redpilled? Damn, I like him even more now.
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>>29448415
Reviewbrah is our leader
Hero 4chan needs
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>>29448734
>implying he isn't smashing pussy like a top tier review
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>i thought this was a dating site profile from the thumbnail
the reality is much less interesting.
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>>29448734
>Make it in what way

Not kill himself
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>>29448734
>I've been following him for a few years now, and it seems as though he's too set in his ways to make the changes necessary for that

I thought you were supposed to be yourself?
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>You'll never be as tall as reviebrah
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>>29448988
He said on reddit that he's 6'4, but then on 4chan said that he was kidding. I don't know what to believe.
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>>29449145
young reviewbrah always gave me the pedolust.
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>>29449145
is that reviewmom?
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>>29449130
When did he say that

>>29449183
I'm not sure
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>>29449130
nah, daniel tosh is (according to google) 191cm, which is 6'2", so reviewbrah must be about 5'9"/5'10" i'd say
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>>29449264
Do you have a link to the tosh vid?
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>>29448988
He looks really good here actually
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>>29449354
I don't, sadly. I'd like to see it too, apparently tosh was his regular shit self but reviewbrah kept it together for a good interview
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>>29449407
If you go on comedy central' website there are tosh.0 clips. His whole segment is one of those clips. Soz on mobile or I would link.

>to add I only know if this feature because of looking for reviewbrah and otherwise wouldn't stoop down to actually watching this unfunny motherfucker's show
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>>29449264
Someone should make a manlet meme out of this, he looks so much shorter and tinier compared to Tosh lol
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>>29449466
It's reviewbrah's dad doing a video with him, I don't know what episode though.

They were reviewing an energy drink I believe or some shit.
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>>29449494
>le ebin manlet meme
holy shit BASED anon what an EPIC memer so originalisimo
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>>29449365
His best fit is that recent one in a thrift store
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>>29449264
191 cm is 6'3"
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>>29448794
>"Let's dig in"
>Spreads female's legs
>"Roast beef...Chad splooge... it's all here, folks"
>"Just terrible.... terrible..."
>Kills female
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>>29449264
Using the approximate length of his tibia in this >>29448988 picture, I will try to estimate his height.

I am estimating that his shoes are about 7.5" long based on the diameter of his pant legs, which, compared to his leg, puts his tibia around 15" long. Plugging that into the formula for stature for a white male, his approximate height should be somewhere around 5'7" with a standard deviation of 4cm or .13 feet.
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>>29449264
>6'0 vs 5'11"
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>>29449555
well, i mean you're more right that me but that's being a little bit pedantic
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>>29448415
He's fucking redpilled?

I have a whole new respect for him
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>>29449466
Last I heard he tagged it as hidden because of all the trolls.
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>>29449580
I'm 5'7 and he's clearly taller than me

I'd estimate he's like 5'10 or 11
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>>29449764
Either way, he's definitely not 6'2"; my very rough estimation served its purpose.
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He was pure and you poisoned his mind.
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>>29449819
I worried about this when he started posting on /r9k/ and using memes from here in his videos.
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>nobody has posted this yet
baka
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>>29449633
That's not how it works. 6.3 foot is not the same as 6 foot 3 inches.
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>>29449870
Somebody did, but their post was deleted.
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>>29449903
oh man you're right I read it wrong. my bad
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>>29449907

Which is why I made that comment. I'm a sperg like that friendo
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>>29448415
just got into his VORW for bedtime listening. extremely comforting ranting about random shit
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>>29448765
>>29449686
It makes sense.

Reviewbrah yearns for the return of a bygone era, to a world free of degeneracy where men were men and women were women.
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found a link projectfreetv . im /watch/?aff_id=954893
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>>29448415

You don't realise you are making fun of a legitimate sperglord. No social life but absolutely obsessed with his appearance. Pays all attention to those autistic broadcast stations if not his autisticly repetetive food review videos, that few people really watch. Class A lost-cause king of the mentally challenged. Someone like that cant make it
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>>29449633

idiot spotted originally
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>>29448415
If you guys think there aren't girls out there who would ride the shit out of Reviewbrah's dick you are out of your minds

As long as you have any amount of celebrity, even if it's being a minor YouTube star, you can get pussy easy. There are some really desperate star fuckers in the world.
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>>29448765
Yeah,the guy who reviews fast food in suits from goodwill on YouTube is redpilled.
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Reviewbrah has changed.
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>>29450678
How so?

originasdflasdf
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>>29450687
He is no longer about fast food, energy drinks or looking dapper.
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>>29448988
>>29449264
how the fuck is this the same person
he looks like a giant in the first one, in the second one he looks no taller than a 12 year old
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>>29450709
So what is he about now?
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>>29448415
He can't make it alone, I heard crispy is moving to new york maybe we should put them in contact, I feel something magical could happen if these two meet.
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>>29450841
Lol reviewbrah is way too good for that bitch
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<3 my lil brah <3
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>>29451350
he's a big guy now
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>>29450841
>>29451404
delete this cakeface from my board

only the finest and most pure women are fit to be with reviewbrah
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>>29451539
lol kek are you gay, let The man get his dick wet.
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>>29448765
he has ben garrison memorabilia in the background of his reviews
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>>29449466
>>29449522
>>29449735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpbIOkNWcHY

This is the video link but it is private
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>>29449559
> mfw I read that in reviewbrah ' s voice
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Can someone post the original picture of Reviewbrah responding to the comment?

Thought I had it saved but I'm not finding it
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