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list your dick size and your thoughts on it
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smol

doesn't bother me a bit
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5.9x5.3

So close, and yet, so far.
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>>29448409
5 fucking inches
Well i'll never use it anyway
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>>29448409
7" long ~6.5" girth. doesnt bother me (obviously), lucky I got loose circumcision so masturbating isn't painful. probably will never use it in real life
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>>29448409
8,5 inches, have never used it
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5.7
No Im not saying the decimal to make it seem bigger, im just clarifying that im not rounding up from 4.

Ill never use it anyways
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5.0 length and 4.0 girth. Please.. It hurts..
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6"x5". Kind of small but it's not a big deal really. For the most part, if a girl likes you enough to have sex with you and it's not a one night stand type thing as long as you don't have micropenis she won't care. The one girl that has seen mine didn't care.
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6.5 inch length, 6 inch girth. Could be worse I guess.
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About 6x5.5. Apparently this is above average so it's a nice ego boost.
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>>29449050
probably because your penis is average, you fucking idiot
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>>29448409
5.5" x 5.3"
It's alright I guess
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>>29449050
my dick has those dimensions but it looks very small

i'm 5'9
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>>29449568
6x5 is definitely above average, not by much but still above average
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7.5x5. i'd trade length for girth and height
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6.7 x 5.5, somehow i feel like it's small, but it's probably average and my hands are big.
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7 x 6
Doesn't matter, doesn't give me a gf.
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>>29448409
6.5, no one complains, although I wish I was bigger.
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>>29448409
5 inches to a little more sometimes depending on how horny I am.
Idk my girl but I wish I had more girth

Other than that I'm okay with it. I'm an embarrasingly small manlet at 5'4, so I think girls expect my dick to be like 3-4 inches, but its actually pretty average (on the smaller side of average though but still) and I guess it could be worse.
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thi thread can't die
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fucking 5 inches please end this ride
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>>29450759
I'm also 5 inches. I stopped jerking off for 20 days, didn't watch porn at all, and honestly it's not that bad when you see your dick properly erect and staying that way for for more than a minute even if it's 5".
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7.5"x5.5", feels bad being below the /r9k/ average.
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6.5"x5"

I've yet to receive any complaints about it.
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>>29448409
8x5.5

The blonde says it's perfect.
So I'm happy.
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>>29451036
sure, m8.
GET OUT OF HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29451087
But...

I like this place.... =[
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>>29448409
6.5x5.3
It's too small and a cute boy will never let me put it in his boipussy.
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Stop focusing on cock size. It literally hardly matters. Girls who want to fuck you will unless you're ridiculously micropenised I.e. 3 inches. Not like you're comparing ducks before hand. I'm average size maybe even smaller, used to get anxious about it but it's like the least likely thing to not get you laid. Work on looks and personality. Everything can be beat. A literal autistic guy I know gets pussy every week just because he acts like a fucking ass hole and has good weed.
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6.5 long/like 4.8" thick

meh, good enough, could be worse. i'd like it to be like half an inch-an inch thicker, but that's it.
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>>29451248
you do not belong here.
i've been muted again
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>>29451087
=]

Not everyone's a liar.
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>>29451367
>It literally hardly matters.
stop this pretending. Size obviously matter, maybe not so much, but it does matter.
i know what you really think
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>>29451460
she seems very slutty, good luck anon.
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>>29451764
They're all sluts, didn't you know?
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7'' long and 4.7'' thick. It's long and skinny, just like the rest of me.
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>>29451764
Also, I'm her 26th, I believe.
She's my 60th something.

Girls are kinda cool when you're not afraid of them.
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>>29451782
don't generalize anon.
yeah ikr, this generation is the worse
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Just about 7 inches long, haven't measured the girth but it's on the thin side.

I fit in the toilet paper tube. It's a snug fit, but it fits.

At least I have length.
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>>29451815
i'm a skeleton too, but not that much, i'm >>29449814 btw
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8" long 6" girth
Feels good
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>>29451841
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elpxcjsfoo27k4l/Candles%20432.mp3?dl=0

This is how I get them.
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you guys won't believe me, but a little over 9 long, a little over 6 around

mostly it's gotten me involved with the wrong kind of women until i met my wife
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>>29451986
I believe it. I bet they fucking loved it.
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>>29451036
You play on easy mode get out normie
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>>29451986
Lolol hardly a normie.....
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>>29451935
now i understand anon, and i liked the track.
ok....
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>>29452074
Whoops.

>>29451935
That's me, by the way.
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>>29452017
i was with 13 women before i met my wife. i have a story about it with nearly every one, and one friend who turned me down because of it.
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7.5"
bretty big, never used it and dont think i ever will but people online drool over it so that makes me feel a little better
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>>29452151
Story time, right?
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4 inches but won't fit in a toilet paper roll feels good mane
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8x5.5
Wish I had more girth.
Overweight so this cock looks smaller than it is.
Tried sex two times, both femanons freaked out when I put it in.
Never got to bust inside
Still virgin
:(
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>>29452211
sure, why not.

after i was discharged, i moved into a three bedroom apartment with a couple guy friends.

a woman i'd been friends with since childhood ( who knew i had a reputation but didn't know how big i was) called me and asked if i wanted to party with her. i knew she meant do a bunch of cocaine and have sex, so of course i said yeah.

so she comes over, and my roommates are gone, which is good because she used to randomly hook up with one of them from time to time. we drink some beers, and do a shit load of cocaine. during it, i straight up asked her "so, you want to hook up no strings attached?" she laughed and said maybe. over the hours, we get on the topic of my ex. she was asking about how we were long distance, and i mention i used to send her pics. she asks to see them, and i show her some of them. i remember she said "oh my god your dick is fucking huge!"

so she's going through all these pics and vids i used to send my ex, and she's playing this horrible music. i'm so high on cocaine i'm practically numb. at one point, she starts taking my pants off, and i'm like super soft. i've got dope dick, there was no way i was getting hard. she's sucking it and sucking it, and nothing is happening. she starts to get frustrated, and says something like "it sure doesn't like it did in those pictures."

i told her i was so high i couldn't get hard, to lets just go back to hanging out for a bit. so we did, for about the next hour, we're just spooning and talking, when i start to get hard. she literally says "ohhh i feel that," and grinds into me. i still have sweats on, and i tell her that this time i'm going down on her. i wanted to give myself a bit extra time to make sure i could get hard. so i'm eating her pussy, and before long, i get rock hard. i was squatting just off the corner of my bed, holding her legs under her knees, she was laying on the bed and her ass was angled toward the corner of my bed

1/2
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>>29452211
and when she cums, i stop, stand up and took my sweats off, and i remember her eyes widened and she said "Oh, God." i remember we started near that spot on the bed, and the only thing i remember from that position was she said something like "give me more!" while i was fucking her, and then we went missionary, then doggy, then prone. i remember during doggy i asked something like "does that feel good?" and she moaned said "it's so good." i specifically remember asking her "does it feel like it looked in the pictures?" and she said "Oh my God I had no idea". and that's when i got so turned on i fucked her into a prone position and then came all over her back.

we fell asleep, and she didn't answer my texts over the next couple days, so i stopped trying to be friends like we were before. about a month or two later i meet her with a group of friends out at a bar, and she introduced me to her boyfriend. they got married years later, had a kid. every time i run into her when she's away from her husband she calls me "baby." her husband is this huge guy, like easily six inches taller than i am, probably has a hundred pounds on me. she got drunk and told me i'm way bigger than he is. she's invited me over for lunch at her place a couple times when she's been drinking, too. i won't cheat on my wife, though.

2/2
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>>29448409
6-6.5 inches. I'm not particularly satisfied with it, but I know I have no right lto complain because there's plenty of guys out there with less. Seems pointless to stress about something I can't change anyway.

Not all women want a monster cock, so I know there are women out there for me. No amount of bullying or BBC threads will ever take that away from me, but I think /r9k/ and 4chan in general is a pretty toxic environment if you're not comfortable with your dick size. Seems like it really brings the insecurities out of a lot of men.
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>>29448409

7.5 with a savage boner, maybe a little less on a bad day.

Thing is, im 6'4 and it hardly tooks average compared to my body. Girls say its big but i still think it looks silly when i stand in front of the mirror.
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>>29448409
5x5
Eternal suicide mode
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>>29451367
>It literally hardly matters.
Not gonna believe your lies
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4.5

Even among social failures I'm the smallest. Fuck all of you.
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>>29451822
Birds of a feather anon
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>>29453074
Social failures? Half the niggas in this thread, no this board, aren't even virgins.
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>>29448514
Post pictures, anon.

I bet people on here would love to see it.
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>>29452921

Wow what a story...I want to believe its real. I go to ask why browse r9k you are obviously normie-x1000
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5"
don't care anymore because I'm literally a wizard and anti-psychotic meds have rendered me a virtual unix box
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flaccid: 1 inch
erect: usually sits around 5 inches but can go up to 6.3 inches if i pull it all the way out

it looks small either way, and i don't really care since i'm not interested in using it, i'm a masochist so having a small penis brings me pleasure
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>>29452921
You do realize you're living the life I always dreamed of...thanks for introducing me to porn when I was 6 Dad. So glad I grew up to have an average as fuck penis size and the sexual appetite of 100 men. God the shit I would do to have a big dick..........seriously the one thing that bugs me the most. I would take having a big dick over all the money in the world...all that power. I wanna die.
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6.5x5.5
I'm a fatty, so it looks smaller than it is, though.
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>>29448409
Right in 6' and I don't k ow how thick but can't fit in a toilet paper roll without ripping it.

I'm happy with it for now. Mainly because my current and most serious gf iv ever had is incredibly tiny and tight and she cums a lot from intercourse, so I am very comfortable with how satisfied it makes her. She said she has had longer before but not as thick and she likes mine better so im fine.

I will say though, before her I had been with a string of girls closer to my size and my dick didn't feel like it was enough. Never received bad comments about it but I always felt like I wasn't going deep enough.

So, if a wizard came and asked me if I would change my dick I woukd say yes make it into a horsecock because I think it would be fun.
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