>spent 270 dollars on pic related
>no girl has asked me out yet , or even yet to compliment me
>finally caved in and asked mom to smell me and what she thinks
>said it was nice and I smell like a cute little candle
I fell for the perfume jew
Any fragrance you were to buy and wear would only guarantee compliments if you weregood looking
As long as you like it you should be happy, but you're a faggot that needs validation from others to justify anything in your life.
>>29446572
>Brought pic related.
>Wore it to club.Normie REEEEE
>Zero compliments.
>Started to dance.
>No fucks given.
>Zero response.
>Went up to girls.
>Not interested.
I know that feel brother.
If only you could buy a personality for $270.
>>29446572
make your own unqiue perfumes
>>29446775
How?
I'm very interested in this. Is this expensive?
>>29446706
Lol very true. I swear girls would think a Chad on axe would smell better than a robot wearing amouage or whatever.
>>29446706
Only men compliment me when I wear fragrances.
The only fragrance that I got two compliments from women was Boss Bottled No. 6.
One woman gave me a sports massage. I was wearing Acqua di Gio on and she complimented me on it.
>I not perfect but this guy gets more compliments more than me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqnsoZ-bV9A
>use cheap Gillette aftershave
>girls compliment me on it
>go out dancing
>girls dance near me
>ask one to dance
>she does
>still can't lost virginity because turbo-autist
at least I'm a handsome, nice-smelling turbo-autist.
>buy Invictus
>get complimented by coworker
>Random dude asks what cologne I'm wearing
>ex I've been trying to fuck lays her head on my chest and says I smell good while i finger her
It's easy, just don't be ugly.
>>29446834
>I was wearing Acqua di Gio on and she complimented me on it.
Bitches are such plebs. She thought it smell good because she smelled it on good looking mid managers or something.
>>29446901
What does Invictus smell like?
cologne is for shitskins and professionals over 40. did you really think that all you needed was a fragrance? itsn ot the no one notices you. they do. they just dont give a fuck about you. idiot. just what an idiot. buy a bottle of thinking next time.
>>29446797
Read Perfume.
>>29446921
I don't consider myself good looking but I like Acqua Di Gio. I also brought pic related, much better than the original.
>>29446901
Yes . I think Invictus is going to be my next purchase after Acqua Di Gio Profumo. I heard men hate it, but women absolutely love this stuff on men.
Also any men try Tom Ford Black Orchid? It's labeled as a female only perfume but men have said they use it as well and like it.
>>29446572
A compliment can easily be interpreted as flirting, so even if a girl likes the scent, why would she compliment some beta autist?
>>29446927
Sporty and a little citrusy, with some nice musky undertones. Out of all my previous fragrances it's my personal fave rn.
>>29446976
It doesn't smell bad but every other male wears it.
Are there any colognes or perfumes that smell like the sea? Brine and salt, maybe just a hint of seaweed. None of this flowers 'ocean' crap.
>>29446775
Let your balls marinate for a few hot summer days.
Fondle your taint.
Dab it behind your ears.
>>29447029
Maybe the original , but profumo just came out last year and really not as popular as you think.
>>29446942
>Shitskins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbQZ2XsgoOQ
>>29447061
Whatever happened to ball sweat guy?
>>29446927
On another not Invictus lasts a L O N G time, it's great when I forget I have it on and bend over and catch a whiff of it still on me.
>>29447055
Smells like an indian sea
>>29447055
Davidoff Cool Water.
>>29447130
>LOOKS real
>Not SMELLS real
Get your shit together, Anon.
>>29447082
I want to be a chad dandy.
>>29447069
I wore the original. I don't think she has smelled it before. But she noticed Boss Bottled.
Why do girls hate this so much?
It's expensive and men love it. But ask a girl how she feels about it and they rate it so low.
>tfw the parfum version smells absolutely godlike, but lasts like 1,5 hours
>tfw have to wear this
>its like a Chinese knockoff of the original that lasts 3x as long.
>>29447309
Brought Bleu de Chanel edt.
Fucking love it.
You should try pic related.
>Opening smells synthetic.
>When you sweat, you get a bubblegum scent.
>>29447309
I thought Parfum suppose to last longer than EDT.
What's you guys opinion on Dior Homme Intense?
>>29446572
You forgot that you need to be Chad again
>>29447360
>I thought Parfum suppose to last longer than EDT.
It should , but they really fucked up the longevity on the Bleu. Had to exchange it for the EDT version, cause with the parfum version, after 2 hours not even a bloodhoud could pick up your scent.
>>29446775
seriously how do you make your own unqiue perfumes
>>29446572
the only person i've EVER known to EVER appreciate cologne whether it be in the office or at "appropriate" places like clubs and wedding receptions was a gf i had who loved any strong masculine smell on a man, whether it be bo, dirt, the sea, or gallons of cologne.
it was nice. i could wear a disgusting amount of the shit whenever i wanted to fuck the moment i saw her and it always worked
NOONE else likes cologne, not even a little bit, not anywhere ever. your clothes should smell nice when she's in for the hug. that's it.
>>29446751
Shove it up "dior" ass normie
>>29447613
Sauvage comment mate
XD
wow, OP
soon you'll be buying those $10,000 bootcamps to make you an alphamale PUA ( as seen on TV )
stop falling for the meme
>>29446572
>cute little candle
Go hug your mum right now you faggot
>>29447677
But Cologne isn't a meme. It literally adds up to 2 points to your attractiveness to women. Best way for a 5/10 to jump to a 7/10
