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Do girls actually poop? It's just unfathomable to me, that
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Do girls actually poop?
It's just unfathomable to me, that such beautiful creatures have to do something so disgusting as shitting.
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>>29446359
Some do it in public.
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>>29446359
>3D women
>beautiful creatures
you can fuck right off norman
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>>29446388
2D is best dimension
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>>29446359

>not having a scat fetish
>2016
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>>29446359
>beautiful creatures
3D women are more disgusting than men
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>>29446388
Is this not beautiful to you? I doubt any drawing could match
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>beautiful
GTFO norman
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>>29446359
They do things much more disgusting than shitting.
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>>29446453
Let's see her without the photoshop touch ups and make up.
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>>29446359
Don't put women on a pedestal faggot. I can't believe I have to say this as a robot but you're such a beta OP.
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>>29446381

wouldn't mind this tweaker doing that onto my chest before she hops onto the dick.
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>>29446547
like bleeding once a month from down there
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>>29446606
>Don't put women on a pedestal
They deserve it though
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>>29446765

>putting the name as the filename

god bless you anon. i've always wished more anons would do this
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poop is sacred, it is part of the cycle of life
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>>29446453
>chestlet
>hot
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>>29446765
jesus christ, absolutely fucking disgusting, what the hell are you doing
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>>29446359
Yeah, I live with like 10 girls. The illusion is gone for ever.

>smell the horror after every shit they take
>trash full of tampon nightmares because their cycles line up
>have to unclog toilets for them because they don't know how and want to pay for a plumber.

#1 remedy for idolizing women? Live with them a year or two. It'll set you straight real fast.
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>>29446359
actually grills don't poop, they sweat food in the form of morning mist with a strawberry scent
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>>29446890

as a man with a scat fetish, oh how i envy you. i would pay attention to when the hot ones took shits and go in right after them and masturbate to their stench.
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Nope, which is why their anuses are solely sex organs
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>>29446956
Yeah, I always figured they would just sweat it our during exercise.
It makes sense, because of the fat sedentary ones smell like shit.
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>>29446990
Is it normal to like the idea of shitting and enjoy watching scat videos, but be completely disgusted by the actual IRL act?

The stink kills my boner
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>>29446990
Whatever floats your goat, amigo.
I suppose I should envy you in a weird way too right? Just like life to put me in a situation I hate but you would enjoy.
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>>29446359
A lanyok szarnak, de a szaga nem budos.

Nem ismered a mondast, hogy "ennek a szarja sem budos"?
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>>29447173
>Is it normal

not sure. but i've been into scat for many years, and the smell and taste are absolutely essential in my experience. perhaps you just haven't fully explored the fetish?

>>29447203
indeed. there were two girls on my floor sophomore year of college whose shits i wanted to smell so damn bad but i think they were onto me and they never gave me the chance. lol
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>>29446765
What's up with he weird scaly-looking ass? Is she part argonian?
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Jesus christ the betas who place women on a fucking golden pedestal are still here.
WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING.
They fart, piss, shit, and are generally fucking SLOBS, just look at any of their rooms (oh wait nevermind you can't). I'm a fucking virgin and I know this because I was host to my sister and her nasty bitchy friends for 18 years.
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>>29447328

its a substance called sand
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>>29447362
She must've been an uggo then.
Everyone knows the higher a girls beauty, the higher her purity.
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>>29447499

ooh she is yummy. yummy little taco. got a sauce?
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>>29447499
Indeed 8/10 clean and prim
9/10 never poo or pee
10/10 only mock breathe as to not take in impurities from the air
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>>29447499
reeee...stop posting.. kid..
dont make me use my ascended divine uchigatana on you!
Just accept that all women are disgusting in some ways or another and no one has to get hurt
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>>29447553
I can't accept what is not true, katana anon.
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not even gonna read the thread, just gonna say this

ITT: autism

kys, faggots
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>>29447499
That is absolutely not true.

Like, you're approaching 1=-1 levels of retardation here senpai
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>>29447228
>taste
Don't stop there. Explain.
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>>29447697
Says you, I doubt you're a reliable source
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>>29446381

>black women

Fucking disgusting, my man
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>>29446381
DESIGNATED

orginal meme
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>>29447876

i have always described the taste as "doritos". obviously it is much, much more vile than that but it is difficult to describe the taste to anyone who hasn't tried it. mainly, i used to describe it that way to my girlfriend who let me eat her shit.

anyway, the reason i say that the taste and smell are absolutely essential is that i believe i trained myself to get turned on when shit is in my mouth or i can smell it. in that way, my tongue and nostrils have become secondary sexual organs to me. the same way that a woman can be trained to get very close to orgasm via pure nipple pinching
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Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to calI the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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>>29446359
Girls poop out of their vaginas
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>>29446359
Women don't exist, man. How have you not figured this out yet
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>>29446793
there is in fact a sect in india which practices this belief, they are called aghori
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>>29446359
Honestly the first step for any of you guys to ever get a gf is this:

Don't think of women as these divine creatures. They are not meant to be won, the minute you put them on a grand pedestal and idolize them, you have lost.
They are humans, albeit with the mind of children, and will not go out with you if you treat them like fucking Goddesses.
This isn't like your femdom fetishes, it's real life.
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>>29448159

god the stretch marks on that fat cow get my fat fetish dick diamonds
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>>29448205

you are right, but honestly i would take it a step further. i would argue that in terms of attracting women, it is more helpful to think of them as below men. if you treat them according to that belief, they will rationalize their attraction to you as "he is confident"

roasties are stupid, but they can be manipulated rather easily if you know how.
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>have periods
>genitals leak discharge
>genitals and nipples are usually asymmetrical and vary wildly from girl to girl
women are disgusting

the ones you all think are great are 0.001% of women and they've been heavily Photoshopped with tons of money going towards making them look not disgusting
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>>29448025
How did you eat poop without getting sick?
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>>29448011
There's a few gems, it's the ghetto ones that are disgusting.
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>>29448275
yeah i 100% agree with you

i just didn't want to go too far in case robots dismissed it as typical woman hate and it discouraged them from taking the main point of my post

but yes you are right, you have to treat them with a constant mild indifference. you don't have to be a dick, as most people say, but just act as you know you are superior.

girls will flock to you like crazy
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>>29446359
Damn that chick is gorgeous.
Dat nose.
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>>29448473

idk, it just didn't make me sick. as you may be able to imagine, the first few times i was quite scared, but the adrenaline made my heart race and my dick was fucking diamonds. try it anon, i can't imagine living any other way.

but you must make sure that the girl is hot enough. in other words, her shit must be "worth" eating. eating the shit of either a man or a non-beautiful/sexy woman sounds absolutely disgusting to me.
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>>29448513
the one on the far right looks like a tranny

and the rest are fucking disgusting looking, except, unsurprisingly, the very light skinned 3rd woman, who is quite hot.

i don't know why you posted this as evidence of black girls being hot, because all the black women in this photo are genuinely ugly
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>>29448537

sounds like we are 100% on the same page here. and i have always thought of women as having two incredibly dangerous characteristics

1. stupid and in 9/10 cases incapable of becoming informed about the world (obviously there is the 1/10 exception)
2. in full mastery/control of the men who want to fuck them

in other words, our world is secretly run by women, and women are fucking imbeciles.

men, if you do as this other anon and i say and get it through your head that women are below men, you will be doing the world a favor because you will be knocking these incompetent, sexy pieces of ass out of power. as a bonus prize, you get to fuck them very easily because as i mentioned before, they are fucking idiots and will just view you as "confident"
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>>29448513

black women are fucking incredible. unfortunately as an asian male i find it very difficult to get them interested in me because most of them are almost my height if not taller.
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>>29448582
If you say so, your subjective taste means nothing to me desu.
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>>29448708
Obviously meant enough for you to respond
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>>29448630
>2. in full mastery/control of the men who want to fuck them

You are spot on here.
The minute a girl realises she doesn't have her typical sexual control over you, she is absolutely shocked.
She normally has a flock of guys ready to laugh at her jokes and give her attention, but when you show she literally has no power over you, and that you say what you want without caring what she thinks, you have separated yourself from the herd.

Many guys need to realise this.
It's nice to hear someone like yourself echoing my thoughts, instead of the usual nonsensical women hate.

It's not about hating women, it's about realising they are essentially children and treating them as such.
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>>29448812
kk, I guess
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>>29446359
nb4 scat fetish is posted
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>>29446359
this must be cgi right?
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>>29448868
>instead of the usual nonsensical women hate.

i don't know, anon. honestly i attribute my current worldview to 2 things:

1. /r9k/
2. psychedelics

i find it funny/ironic that the place that most of the internet views as neckbeard/virgin central (r9k) is where i learned the wisdom that has made me successful with women. it is almost as if the reason people refer to this place as neckbeard central is to scare men away from learning the truth
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>>29448948
by nonsensical hate I just meant the guys who complain that girls won't go out with them, and then hate them for that.

that sort of nonsensical hate.
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>>29448936

lord almighty this is sexy beyond belief. anyone got a sauce?
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>>29446359
>men poop
>women poop
>children poop
>traps poop

Everybody poops!
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if anyone is interested in scat, i can't recommend the motherless playlist, "shit eater girls only" highly enough.
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>>29449036
does pee pee poo poo?
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>>29448986
>by nonsensical hate I just meant the guys who complain that girls won't go out with them, and then hate them for that.

interestingly enough, i was like that for a very long time. it was only after psychedelics that my hate was refined into what it is today. lol
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>>29449112
of course friendo
;) oregano
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>>29449112
on several occasions
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>>29449112
all the time. he never stops.
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>>29449112
does the pope shit in the woods? answer me.
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>>29448205
>>29448537
>>29448275
>>29448630
>>29448868
all truth

also remember: you have to make yourself likeable to the beta males who fawn over women. if you go full redpill misogynist edgelord, women will mock you and the betas will mindlessly join in. you have to SIMULTANEOUSLY respect the social order and disrespect women themselves.

this is how you use women's social intelligence to your advantage. the betas are usually (not always, but usually) too stupid to see what you're doing. if some of the females try to call you out for being anti-woman or sexist, the betas will just say "who? anon? nah, he's an alright guy. kinda weird, but he's cool." women know this. that's why they will never call you out. for fear of looking crazy or like they are over-reacting. but they know exactly what you're doing. which leads to...

the myth that women like assholes. they do. the beta who defends you? they look at him like an idiot. but you? they look at you like a true puppetmaster. i know from experience. women are deceitful, stupid, cowardly liars. UNLESS. they choose not to be. which most don't. use this to your advantage. get phone numbers. set up small dates. get pussy.

most importantly... don't ever think you understand women. they contradict themselves purely to confuse men. you will study their patterns, they will see you studying their patterns, and then they will fuck you. in any given situation, imagine the worst case scenario that the cunt could do to fuck you. if it's something you could deal with, then proceed. if not, abort fucking mission. i'm not joking. they (majority of them) are shit wastes with no honor. don't ever forget that.
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>>29449112
yes. sometimes he does it way more than he should.
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>>29449112
yes. generally at the expense of others.
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>>29449271
waaaah empty text is not allowed wwaaaaaahhhh
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>>29446359

>Women

>Beautiful creatures

They're shallow leeching beasts with no remorse, loyalty, or humanity.
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>>29449112
constantly. woe to you if you are a normie.
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You have placed the puss way higher than the pedestal could ever reach.

They shit. They piss. They bleed too.

Their vaginas stink if they don't wash. Been in a serious relationship for over a year, and my gf is hot but she's just as gross as I am.

Remember that next time and you may get the courage to approach one.
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>>29449112
poo poo and pee pee truly complete each other.
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>>29446555
Says the faggot hiding behind anonymity.
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>>29448275
itt """pua"""" garbage
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>>29449538

this triggered roastie is an example of a roastie that is now wet for you
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>>29449538

>tfw pua garbage is actually the only thing that works in attracting women.

think of pua garbage as the male equivalent of makeup and a pretty hair style. of course you can get by without them, but your dating life will be much better with them.
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>>29451147
pua garbage is actually the only thing that works in attracting women if you're a loser. All it shows is females are easily duped aka stupid.
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