/r9k/ is dead. It's shit and there's almost no actual discussion anymore for and between robots.
>board is full of normie trolls who just make fun of robots
>80% of threads are bbc,penis,cuck,anti-robot, etc type of bait
>most self-claimed robots on here somehow have had sex and have or have had girlfriends. You are not a robot if this is the case
>legitimate threads become derailed with bait and shit-posting
It's kind of sad. Especially when you consider most of the trolls are probably cyborgs who will probably be bots in a couple of years. I mean lets be honest there aren't any true normies or Chads on here
>>29446240
Nothing gold can stay anon, nothing gold can stay...
>>29446240
he's right
i'm a normie and i just come here to laugh at laugh at you sad nerds and your dumb memes lmao
>>29446240
>80% of threads are bbc,penis,cuck,anti-robot, etc type of bait
that's not "normies" posting
that's part of the social conditioning program that has been active here for almost the entire life of this site.
the fruits of mass surveillance.
>>29446240
this board has been shit since like 2012 though what do you expect? that was the whole point of wizchan, a safe haven for the true robots to go to after /r9k/ was overrun by normies. you shouldn't be here at all if you're still a real robot, virtually nobody left here still is.
>>29446240
>accepting tranny posters
>accepting faggots
>accepting women
good job whiteknight cunts. you always have to ruin everything
>>29446240
>get off muh special comfy cozy good boy board!
>>29446477
2012? no. It was going downhill a little but the real going to shit happened around the time of the whole zoe quinn thing, which I forgot the exact date of. Like end of 2014?
>>29446545
nope the moment trannies started to post here it went completely down hill.
it was shit, but not so much shit.
the /lgbt/ cunts are the cancer of 4chan.
>>29446445
you actually take time out of your day to laugh at people, and the robots here are the sad ones? get a fucking grip you absolute sadsack lmfao
>>29446814
Nah. Laughing at retards is top shelf entertainment.
Dance for me aspie! Dance!
>Tfw 80% of /r9k/'s threads are unoriginal topics that are being spammed either by drooling trolls or by social programming networks and you don't know which is worse
Im just here to collect frog pictures to share with my mom to describe my mood to her.
>>29446240
I know the problem, I have been posting here less and posting more on /pol/ because of interesting events that have been going on. Once I start posting here again we can get actual inquiries and the quality will go up. It's all on me.
>>29446240
Don't worry robots, Stanley will save r9k!
>>29447854
Can I get the backstory on this meme.
>>29447917
Here goed:
>First there was r9k
>Lots of shitposters
>Then Stanley cume along
>He became God-King of r9k
>these people actually think this board belongs to aspie retards
>they think they can "be" robots
This is just /b/ with all original posts. There is no topic. It's not "pathetic nu-male: the board". It's just original content: the board
>>29446240
That was all planned.
We call it "the purge". The plan is to get rid of all online trolls and misogynists. You are the part of the population that we can get rid off without anyone caring. You are easy to command around and are known as that weird guy so no one suspects anything.
We use you guys as a breeding pool for school shooters. We always keep a tab on you so once one of you buys a gun they get tighter surveillance. This also helps our plan to achieve better gun control aka the moment when freedom dies.
By alienating you from other sites, then demonizing and stereotyping you, then pouring oil in your fire of anger we try to push you over the edge.
TRP and the manosphere aren't such a big problem and we destroy them from within. By infiltrating any given subreddit or site with some moderate and some extreme members we slowly break them apart.
The extreme ones end in FU, truecels or here and the moderate ones slowly become normal.
Same plan here. But you guys are even more autistic than the rest of the internet and this board is your special interest. Some of you spend more than 14 hours daily on this site. For years.
>/r9k/ is dead. It's shit and there's almost no actual discussion anymore for and between robots
Just as planned.
>>board is full of normie trolls who just make fun of robots
Just as planned.
>>29448254
Haha good one Stanley
>>29448254
>>80% of threads are bbc,penis,cuck,anti-robot, etc type of bait
You really think that this is a surprise?
It's pretty fucking easy. Talk to some SJWs, feminists, tumblr people or other activists and show them this site. Tell them to troll them a bit and show them what hurts the most.
>I mean lets be honest there aren't any true normies or Chads on here
You'd be surprised. I only got this job because I'm hung as fuck and banged hundreds of chicks. I get paid for creating cock size threads, sph, cock rate and cuckolding threads. I post a few of my dick pics and try to make insecure guys suicidal
Right now I'm also working on getting as many chicks as possible to upload them singing "don't want no short dick men" to Instagram. We are working on getting the notion that any cock under 7 inches is useless in the mainstream.
Society will change and there won't be any families more in the future. Women and men can both focus on their work and men get sex robots while women get to fuck the tall, hung Chad's with good genes.
>>29446240
its all a conspiracy
used to be a safe haven trigger free but now the responses you get on threads at completely inappropriate for the fragile minds.
normies will tell you to die that you are a failure and call you a child for having daily life struggles.
>>29446240
So make actual discussions instead of just getting trolled my normies.
Be the change you want to see you fucking nigger.
>>29448295
Give it a month and both Hillary and Trump will mention /r9k/
You thought you would achieve the beta uprising, but the truth is that the normies will start to see you as the new enemy. A homegrown terrorist.
You guys are the key.
>>29446512
This is absolutely correct. They have the whole rear of the internet to accept them, but the selfish idiots aren't satisfied until they take control of every corner.
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>>29448487
you're literally part of the problem, kill yourself.
>>29447917
he started posting his face alot here and someone downloaded them
>>29448534
rare stanelys are the board's last hope
>/r9k/ is dead. It's shit and there's almost no actual discussion anymore for and between robots.
This board used to be for original content for sophisticated gentlemen, you autistic faggot.
This board died when fucking whiny pieces of shit like you who take zero measures to improve your own life made it into an echo chamber for bitching and complaining.
This board died when lazy fucking idiots that would rather wallow in self pity than improve decided to spam their shit all the fucking time until it was taken seriously and it became the norm.
You reject everything and everyone then put them all in one group as "enemies" if they don't pander to your "wahh look at me life sucks wahh" mindset. When you're the epitome of selfish, entitled, and useless, because you can't accept the truth that you're actually repulsive, not because of how you look or how you were raised, but you're just ugly people inside, who stamp out any optimism and positivity other people try to share with you.
Fuck you for ruining /r9k/ with your whiny histrionic bullshit and ending so much wonderful original content and so many wonderful discussions between highly intelligent individuals.
So I'm rejected by you just as I am rejected by society? Just because I had sex in middle school with a fat girl?
>>29448534
The le gentleman is not very nice xd
We should teach him le lesson my fellow robotos.
ONWARD FOR A BETTER /r/r9k
>>29448718
if you managed to have sex once you can do it again
Wait. I thought this was a board for NEET basketball enthusiasts.
>>29446240
Most of the trolls are actual trolls from reddit and tumblr. They have launched a coordinated attack on the board for at least a year
>>29448295
Try harder next time desu. The only big dick here is you.
>>29448682
I couldn't have said it better myself. It's honestly kind of funny how possessive these 'robots' get about this board.
>>29448682
>many wonderful discussions between highly intelligent individuals.
this can't be anything but bait
>>29446240
Good then stop coming here you metathread posting piece of shit.
>>29449178
He's probably autistic
>>29446853
Top keks, friend.
I, also, am normie with gf. 6'2" tall, friends, and money. Have sex regularly, have 2 college degrees, and own my own home with a car and motorcycle. I play recreational sports and drink socially.
I used to read this board because the frog memes were funny. But then I realized how pathetic these so called "robots" really are.
They don't want out of their misery. They relish in it. They play perpetual victim and pity themselves. They would truly only be missed by their mothers of they committed mass suicide.
So I, too, take entertainment in their folly. These pitiful wretches only exist for this purpose. If they desired success they would pursue it. But nay, they glorify NEET-dom and pride themselves on their incapabilities.
Dance, robots. Dance, indeed.
>>29449360
Sometimes I feel bait posters are more autistic than the robots they are trying to trick.
>>29446240
why do you think all of use moved to wizchan faggot.
>>29449360
Talking like that is what drives the true robots away, thus depriving normies like me and you of entertainment. This is not a conversation you or I should be having.
>>29449429
I don't post bait. I just read this board when I'm taking a shit. Every thing I said was true though. You"robots" relish your misery. It's the most pathetic and disgusting thing I see in my daily life.
>>29446240
>/r9k/ is dead.
Yes, it's because of newfags like you who use the term ''normie''
r9k used to be decent before it was infested by fat newfag basement dwelling autistic virgins.
>Remember when we used to post getting laid story's of bitches we met at walmart?
No, you wouldn't
Fucking normalfags.
>>29449527
Jesus christ you guys never stop
>>29449360
>I have a great life and GF
>posts on /r9k/
Dance indeed, normalfag
>>29449592
Yes. Even though my life is pretty good, and my gf is a 5'3", 115 lb redhead with 36C tits and banging ass, I still shit in the restroom alone. That's where I read /r9k/. Something about expelling waste makes me think of you people.
>>29448682
I've been on 4chins since 06' buddy, I agree with your post oldfag/b/ro
Where do you recommend we all migrate too?
This place has been dry for at least 3 years now.
>>29448682
desu the /lit/ and /sci/ split is what took most of the intelligent posters away from here. The feels shit just filled the void that was left. Also the addition of /lgbt/ in 2012 has been a cancer on the website and /r9k/ has been hit the hardest by it.
The last good year for /r9k/ was 2009. 2010 is when the intelligent posters left and it became pre-/soc/, 2011 it was deleted, and then 2012 is when it was added again and became nothing but feelfags and trannies.
>>29449178
>>29449205
users who were not here in 2008-2009
>>29449676
>look how awesome my life is!
>still posts on /r9k/
still pretty pathetic desu
I wonder why this is
>>29449457
Wizchan is also dead as fuck too.
Like literally dead.
>>29446240
>self-claimed robots on here somehow have had sex
i've done it with an escort and would still consider myself one
>>29446539
>filename
Fuck you reddit normies. You invade a hobby where bots are having fun and slowly degrade it with normal shit until it's watered down so far it's unrecognizable.
Get cancer.
>>29449972
>a hobby where bots are having fun
>posting shitty pictures of cartoon frogs while saying retarded and hateful shit
If that's what you consider a worthy hobby, you deserve it.
>>29449811
>>29449205
>>29449178
>>29448682
It was. When r9k was first created, it was good discussion about literally anything. It was truly a much more civil, "gentlemanly" place. r9k used to be about greentexts and stories.
It slowly was bogged down by feelfags who spammed wojak and pepe and the original interesting individuals left.
GG pushed some of the redpillers here and some elsewhere, and the crackdown on pol pushed a lot of redpillers here who thought they were in good company.
>>29446477
That's what normie degeberates want everyone to believe.
>>29450029
r9k was more than the top posts on r/4chan and sharing 'dank memes.'
go fuck yourself.
>>29450134
r9k was good BEFORE you frogposters came along. See this guy's post: >>29448682
The invaders were the feelfags. Once they came on board, it was dead already. The only answer was to mock them. The subsequent 'normie' invasion was a gift.
>>29450235
>frogposter
I literally just said that r9k was posting more than frogs and balding white men.
Are you dense?
>>29450368
My point is that the feels invasion destroyed this board before your dreaded normies came in to make fun of them.
Thanks for the update newfriend.
We've known this for years. We've already moved on to other chans and other boards.
>>29450389
You guys are seriously mis-remembering shit. The feels invasion did not kill this board. What really killed it was when moot made /sci/ and /lit/ in 2010. After that alll of the interesting posters left and r9k basically turned into /soc/ for a year until it was finally deleted in january of 2011. It wasn't until r9k was resurrected in late 2011 that it the feel fags started taking over, but it hadn't been good in almost 2 years at that point.
>>29446240
has anyone checked the kikechan /r9k/?
mass exodus when? bigger file size and no normies.
I think /r9k/ and its offshoots have exported some very interesting and important culture over the years. It has given a voice and place to congregate for an ever growing demographic that desperately needed it.
It's near the forefront of imageboard culture as a whole.
>>29446240
Normies are like midas, except with shit. Everything they touch turns to shit.
>>29446445
"come here to laugh at laugh"
ah yes you sure showed us
