>vid related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euVt3YDshUY
>someone convinced me to go to a jehovahs witnesses meeting, dont ask why
>so i go
>get bus to place near jw meeting building
>bus is 10 minutes late
>walk around and cant find the place
>find a building that sort of looks like it, people sitting down inside and religious type music playing
>walk in
>everyone looking at me
>some staff guy walks up to me
>me: "excuse me, is this the jw meeting place thing?"
>him: "uh no, if you want to get there just keeping walking down the road"
>me: "o-okay thanks"
>walk out
>keep walking for like 5 minutes
>kinda lost
>finally find the place
>i'm like 20 minutes late already
>go through the entrence
>some old guy is standing there
>i assume he is staff so i walk up to him
>me: "h-hi"
>then i realise
>he is just some old guy in a suit talking on the phone
>he looks at me with a confused face
>i continue in
>its started
>talking about bible shit
>everyone is looking at me
>everyone is wearing smart clothing
>every girl has a dress, every guy has a suit
>i'm wearing fucking jeans and a jacket
>every fucking person there has an ipad or some shit
>and a specific book that cost like 20 britcoins
>and a fucking bible
>i literally dont have anything
>i sit down
>staff guy walks up to me
>lends me a bible
>tells me what pages we on
>guy at front start quoting verses
>i have no fucking idea where to look
>he says something like "turn to psalm somethingsomthing"
>like can he not just tell me the bible page
>i sit there awkwardly for like 20 minutes
>have no idea what they're talking about
>completely fucking lost
>staff comes up to me
>"we're reading this"
>points to somewhere on the page
>i'm like "uhh o-okay"
>still no fucking clue what we are reading
>this is torture
>some people still looking over at me once in a while
>with literally a disgusted look
>see girl get up to go to toilet
>toilets near the exit
>this is my fucking chance.
>i finally get up to go to the toilet
>then as i'm going near the toilet
>i head for the exit
>see staff peple walking up behind me
>quickly just walk out the fucking building
>last bus already gone so i had to walk home
>get home tired as fuck because fat
>write this
>consider suicide
>>29445868
>because fat
There was your mistake. Religious gatherings serve the same function as dance clubs and parties. Its for mate selection. You were being sexually rated and you scored low, hence the disgusted looks.
Public gatherings are a no-go when you're fat, since they all serve the same purpose.
>>29446050
well idk maybe, i was convinced to go as religion might have 'changed my view' on things.
>>29446077
Religion is just socializing. Thats the normie secret. Its not at all about actually having a belief or having a "view". Some of them do, some of them don't, all of them say they do when they're in front of that particular club.
>>29445858
>going to a religious meeting
>a fucking jehova's witnesses meeting at that
>ever
WHY? that's like the worst thing you could've been going to as a robot.
>>29446179
well idk senpai, someone just thought it was a good idea for me to go
>>29446252
idk ;_;
>>29446298
Anon, I may not know you but promise me you'll never do something as retarded as this again. Joining social gatherings are suicide-tier. Jehova's witnesses cling to you once they get ahold of you and your name. Luckily your sperginess saved your ass here. Just join a niche hobby club next time if you want to be a part of something.
they probably thought you were going to pull a gun
>>29446399
ok anon, i promise
>Luckily your sperginess saved your ass here.
kek tho
>>29446425
i dont look that edgy tho
>>29445868
It sounds like you had quite the adventure, little Pepe Jr. Now it's time to go beddy bye and have sweet dreams about all the nice things you saw.
>>29446425
>>29446452
orlando.
>weird guy walks in randomly
>heads begin to turn
pretty predictable
>>29446485
i'm not that weird tho anon
>>29446515
you are though
compared to them all in suits
:^)
>>29446533
i didn't know i needed to have a suit
>>29446252
N-no.
It's a very comfy place for a robot.
Those people are super nice to everybody and they talk to you as if they care about you.
It's like having a nice loving family ;_;
>>29446599
Nice try Jehovah's witness. I knew plenty of your type in uni. The most elitist hostile normies on the planet.
>>29446599
you would know, wouldn't you. :^)
These are the types of threads r9k was originally designed more, all the fucking "fembots" threads need to stop.
>>29446599
Look guys, I found one right here.
>>29446654
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>>29446050
>tfw not even chisty church fag will settle for me
>>29446179
The truth
Religions are communities and back in the medieval times for example it was the way you would interact with the community along with managing it to a large extent
>>29446630
Yeah fuck it all when they sit down with you, cant't be caught sitting alone at uni
>>29445858
I see you haven't developed the stone face yet OP
I've been going to 2 church choirs and a couple 12 step groups even though I don't believe in God. I can put myself in the God mood, then I just blend in.
The problem is I eventually started believing the crap... Which was the point I guess, I wanted to believe so I brainwashed myself. I was desperate just like you.
Let's not beat on ourselves, we are weak willed manipulable people. Easy prey for cults
>>29445858
Son, JWs are a cult. Damn it boy.
Cults are never worth it. No matter WHAT the cost is. The truth is more important. That is all that is important.
>>29446599
CULT
Im telling you, dont go to these things. its to relinquish you of your shequels.
>>29446179
I want to become christian but I suck so much as social things, I have no friends or anything and I don't want to. But the only way they will baptize y ou is if you make an effort. Why can't I just be baptized and then go to church in the corner? Why am I forced to socialize?
>>29445858
Why did you even go?
>>29447689
because its a scam to get your shequels, you stupid autistic goy
>>29447689
Why dont you just read the bible at home and study it by yourself?
Religion isn't gym class and if you want to go to a chruch you can go at an empty or unpopular time
>>29447706
idk famu, just someone told me it would be a good idea, guess i was wrong for listening to them
>>29447758
Duh
I used to go JWs, its just a cult for normies to meet up and trade wives
>>29447758
Thats not how it works for these cults tho, you apply there and they slowly introduce you into their customs.
Whenever people on /r9k/ try something new they complain that it doesnt work on the first try and that its just for normies.
That being said its a shit idea to go to JW.
