>go outside
>get itchy
>go back inside
>go outside
>sun touches skin
>sprint back to the safety of the basement
>>29444528
>go outside
>jerk off
>eat crisps
>meow at my neighbors kid
>run back inside
who /mischief/ here?
>go outside
>get sweaty and sticky
>go inside and take a long shower
>stay inside
>fap
>post on r9k
>watch anime
>go outside
>there's nothing out there for me
>come back inside
>>29444494
>>29444582
>>29444583
>>29444852
I can relate to all of this, except for the anime.
It is almost as if certain humans just have a natural aversion to the outdoors.
>go outside
>Get a whiff of my own odor
>Go inside
>>29444494
Some of us human beans are actually genetically enhanced for cold weather and we WILL react extremely unwell to hot summers. I genuinely never enjoyed the summer, everything gets itchy, people get smelly, everything feels stuffy, it's fucking allergen heaven and everyone is trying to enforce skimpy outfits on me/asking me out to go to the beach.
Normies are crazy.
>>29445993
>grow up in south florida
>literally hell for me in the summer
>criticized as a "shut in" because i dont want to go the beach with all the normies
>>29444494
>>29446105
>be floridian
>get malaria
>go outside
>get hit by a stray bullet
>not die
>go outside
>shit in a bush
>chase cats
>steal my neigbours mail
>go inside
>watch anime until the next afternoon
Take that nomans
>go outside
really?
