What would you do if you woke up one day and realized you had transformed into a nigger?
go on welfare and become the ultimate neet
use my minority status to my benefit.
Hang self from nearest tree
It could be worse. They could be born a Korean male.
kill my wife because shes a filthy nigger lover
put my BBC to work
Immediately become a huge problem for the Illuminati by getting into politics and leveraging my minority status to expose corruption and advocate racialism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqiWFLsgVi4
>>29443815
Who can't even get sex for free I'd like to add
become a beast/player and pimpslap all the haters, fuck all the bitches, smoke all the weed, acquire all the money
>>29443717
>be nigger
>realize anything
ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE
Am I like a black version of myself?
>>29443857
How big is that? I'm thinking 8.5-9.5"?
>>29443948
You're you but black
>>29443875
Unless you're a pro athlete, musician, or movie star then that shit isn't happening.
>B-but I saw in my cuck porn that all women love niggers
Yeah, it is almost as if professional whores will do anything you ask them to if you pay them enough money, isn't it.
>>29443975
My hair's down to the small of my back so I can only assume I have a comically large afro, which I keep.
Start an "ironic" comedy act that mimics vaudevillian minstrel, probably.
Somehow convince family and friends that I am indeed still me, but a were-negro.
Does my body change, like will my ass be larger/navel higher/bones thicker?
Is the ginger analog a light-skinned black with that weird apricot-colored hair? Is that stuff ever natural?
>>29443717
Start hitting up my weedman more, seems like he only likes to front other niggers.
>>29444146
Just imagine how you think you would look like black. It's that easy nigger
>>29444203
But would I be relatively light to other blacks the way I am to other whites?
Is it the same rules as those tumblr redraws of characters as blacks?
>>29444228
I guess if you're really pale you'd be light colored
>>29443767
ya. there are plenty of benefits to milk/.
>>29444262
then a nix on the minstrel show, darker blacks would still get mad at me.
>>29443717
Live life as usual.
>>29443959
fake you idiot
>>29443815
All girls love those feminine k-pop boys.
I proably would not even realise it til people points it out to me
>>29445597
Not after they see those small micro dicks
>>29443717
Laugh and realize life just got infinitely easier.
Then go apply for a corporate job and get hired because of affirmative action and token black quotas.
>>29443959
10" on a midget.
>>29443717
are you kidding? For a robot like me, that would be the best thing ever
>have massive BBC
>girls are attracted to me
>get to fuck white girls, black girls, all girls
>get to cuck chads and steal their gfs/wives
>automatically get a pack of niggers to roam around with and fuck shit up, just because black
>get welfare
>oppression/slavery/minority = get out of jail free card
sign me the fuck up, WE NIGGEST NOW
>>29443717
I would immediately pull a lick, what else?
Find out where the white wimmen at
To the world a favor by going back to Africa
Time to apply at BLACKED.
it'd be an average morning
Go fuck that 10/10 girl at work whose only into black guys.
I would also take my new found confidence and fuck plenty of woman.
Since I'm black and the world panders to me, life just got 100% easier.
Thanks meme magic.
>>29446377
avoid the hookers, they do not want you.
