Robot Test
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The doctor says it's time for your exam.
OP's score : 104
>>29443656
i will not make that again because im lazy as fuck but i remember i was like a 11 last time
disgusting fucking normie
45
23 points
fucking normos everyone with over 30 should be banned from r9k
>>29443656
Wizard with a score of 24.
84
I was really lenient with my grading and I'm still borderline cyborg, this is fucking bullshit
If I realistically rate myself then I'm a legit robot
>>29443656
>tfw 112 yet never had a gf
Test is retarded tbqhimofam
I got 73 familia
>wizard
Honestly just ending it would be better.
I don't want to do anything else other than sleep and not be awake.
Scored 52 but how come drugs are considered robot tier? Weed is normie as fuck I don't even know how to get any.
>>29443656
96 points is my score.
>>29443656
30. wizard apprentice.
fellzalright
>>29443656
Cyborg is the worst because no one can help you. Fuck me.
>>29444289
Know someone who smokes and ask them if they can hook you up.
It requires you to have social contacts, but you don't have to actually maintain them since it's based on money.
>>29443656
32
I feel like this chart is imbalanceed because while I score well for the first 2 rows, I get fuck all on the rest.
>>29443656
>tfw zero on accomplishments57 unless I lost count because I'm always tempted to half point.
I got 39. I'm reasonably comfortable with this result.
>>29443656
>>29444023
>>29444166
>>29444303
what the fuck is this shit even fags on r9k got more than me i thought i was a normie fuck this gay earth
61
>>29443656
>>29444023
>>29444166
>>29444303
>All these normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEORIGINAL COMMENT
>>29443656
Physical: 12
Mental: 3
Social: 0
Accomplishments: 20
Bonus: 6
41
I don't even fucking care any more
>>29443656
138. Nice to see I've improved my life so much.
>>29445108
89.
I come here for the cringe.
I scored roughly around 60 or 62, I kind of lost count but it was inbetween 58 and 62 so I'm not a high level robot but I'm inbetween robot and cyborg. I'm a pretty high level cyborg if not close to transitioning into a low level robot, this test was pretty accurate actually. I know I'm nowhere near slightly strange or normalfag mode, 58 or 60 was a pretty accurate score for me.
Cyborg with 66
Is there really no hope?
>>29443656
Been at around 65 for a while, it's still pure suffering though. And I'm definitely NOT a cyborg, just a puny robot.
93....higher than expected...
>>29443656
My life is so much better than when I first came to 4chan.
05 Physical
14 Mental
30 Social
25 Accomplishment
03 Bonus
77 Total - "Slightly Strange" and the written description is entirely accurate :\
>>29445588
get out get out please just go
>>29445725
No... I've been here for years. I'm not going anywhere.
>>29445771
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etc
31 points desu
>>29443656
74, cyborg here.
oregano commentrio
>>29443656
>67
Fair enough description.
gone down by 10 or 20 points since a few months ago
>>29444573
That sounds norm as fuck. You think I know anyone close enough to know if they smoke weed or can hook me up?
>>29445940
Should "can count" be added to this?
>>29443656
>Score: 122
this says i'm full Chad-status
i'm gonna say this is inaccurate
>32
>wizard apprentice
kill me famalam
>>29443656
Dude, 125.
This shit always makes feel better. Yet I totally feel like a complete loser and totally unproductive failure still. :(
The social thing helped me out the most here, and yes I've been with girls, but not one substantial relationship in my entire life, and I'm 25. So I don't think I deserve to be called a chad.
It also helped that I fucking hate gaming and anime culture.
16. Up from last time because my parents made me get a job. I feel so empty.
>>29443656
Blackbot reporting in
score: 28
You're fucking test says I'm a Chad but I hate myself and think about suicide about once a month. Why does your test lie?
I smoke a pack a day, drink like a fish, have a shit temper, and resent people I love. Why must I struggle?
I am no chad but I got 122.
HELP ME
>>29446498
god dammit normie get out
>>29446597
I'm trying to say that y'alls definitions of normies and chads and shit are very one-dimensional
i'm not a chad and i ain't that normal, i think i'm just good at hiding my shitness from others. but the "robot test" says i'm chad-level norms.
>tfw went from wizard apprentice to higher end of cyborg in ~2-3 months
were all gonna make it
>>29446498
kill yourself already, chadlet
>>29443656
cyborg suffering master race
>>29443656
>tripfag
>robot
you can only chose 1, faggot
>>29443656
daily reminder that only -32 should be on this board
The points scale is not accurate. I am a robot. This test has misdiagnosed me.
>>29446660
Thinking you're a special fucking snowflake who thinks you're "weird" and different from everyone else around you despite fitting in just fine does not make you a robot.
>>29446876
That's n
redpill me on cyborg, guys
>>29447760
Special snowflake "not like other" normies faggots
Anyone above 82 needs to be banned.
I scored 48.
As the weeks progress I delve into a world of wizardry.
The first time I took the test a few months ago I scored 86.
Last week I got 75
And now I have received a new score of 66
153
only major things i missed are
>be female
>use social networks regularly
>have children
and most importantly
>had a relationship in the last 6 months
pic related, i know my robot bros feel my pain
>>29447954
Hahaha what the sensual butt fuck dude.
Nice one. I can relate too. I got a 52.
Maybe you can teach me how to be a master baiter.
>>29443656
128 points, but also ugly. Is there a such thing as ugly chad?
82 here.
Originalioravioli
>>29443656
i got 88 and my friends said it was very accurate
>>29443656
Went from a 101 to 121 in the course of 3 weeks, feels good man
>>29443656
23 Physical
13 Mental
14 Social
11 Accomplishment
20 Bonus Round
SCORE = 91 Slightly Strange, on the cusp of Normalfag. Sounds about right.
>68
Fucking exact
NTM I cheated captcha I guess if I'm a cyborg
>>29447760
We are the ones who walk in between two worlds, finding no peace or tranquil in either. We are doomed to eternal suffering in our own bubble of feels.
Ok that was the pseudo philosophical cornyshit response, basically cyborgs are people who are lonely, miserable kissless virgins similar to robots but unlike robots, they can get along fine in normalfag society, have a job and maybe a few friends.
t. cyborgfag
I got 30.
Why are you normies even here?
>>29448228
said friends are totally unsatisfactory too
34, and i thought things where looking up
>>29448323
Indeed, I only have one or two actual close friends, the rest are just normie acquaintances that hang out with me but don't give to fucks about me. Unfortunately one friend now has a gf and doesn't talk to me as much and spouts shitty normie advice.
92. Got in the lower Cyborg range last time I did this, so I'm pretty happy senpai
>>29443656
>104
Fucking kys norm. I'm 82 and I worry about my normie-ness on every post. Pretty much Elliot-tier though, except I'm unemployed, don't leave the house or really contribute to society at all.
60, a cyborg. It is only a matter of time which way I go now.
71
My collection of pirate heads did me in I think.
>>29443656
Score in March: 67
Current score: 74
Goal over next two years: 126
Wish me luck Anons.
>>29446066
>>29446277
>>29446498
>>29448039
>>29448137
You need to leave /r9k/ immediately and never come back. Once I reach your level, I'm gone for good. It's the only decent think to do. I'm not going to stick around just to mock people, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
97. Mental area let me down because I'm pretty sure I have mild depression and lack confidence.
105 but never had any kind of relationship, this test is fucked up
104 not as fucked as I thought I was.
122, feels good not to be ugly , not baiting either
77. I know I'm going to end up in cyborg territory when I get in a relationship and graduate. Maybe I'll stop neglecting friends and give in to their whims of being a social pariah given my talents and lack of social abilities. And even then, I'll have to crawl out of that hole once in a while.
36
I used to be wizard apprentice but there were a couple additions that bumped me up a few points
>tfw i always get cyborg
I should just end it now
>>29443656
24, 30 if I include the retarded additional six for "being female".
>mfw social gave me zero points and I only got points on mental because I'm not a pedo.
>>29443656
>20
Still a Wizard. Even counted the +3 points of not being attracted to underage because I dislike 3d altogether.
Only thing I passed over not really knowing was the significant depression one.
I like to tell myself that this is the ideal life. Just completely and utterly isolated.
Either way it's still only 23 at most.
72, I'm probably "Slightly Strange" versus Cyborg.
