>be me
>have long beautiful hair
>be on a road trip w/ family
>stop at at gas station
>run into bathroom
>while finishing (washing hands) a state trooper walks in
> "oh excuse me ma'am"
>leaves restroom
> be 18 y/o male
>this happens to me at least twice a week
>>29439299
Cut your hair then.I have long hair too and this sometimes happens to me. It doesn't bother me at all though.
>>29439299
>not getting on your knees and sucking his cock like the cuck you are
>>29439299
become a trap then
>>29439345
Didn't think this would be original myself.
>>29439299
Join a metal band
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>>29439299
>have long ""beautiful"" hair
>called a ma'am
Your budy must be as feminine as your ""beautiful"" long hair. kek.
Only a handful of chads with a /fit/ body and big cheek lines can have long hair.
Beta mails with skeleton body or fat disgusting body is doomed to be called a bitch and rightfully so.
>>29439484
Why do you think I grow out my hair
>>29439299
pls post this originally beautiful hair
>>29439541
I'm fat and ugly I'm not gonna post a pic of myself
Make sure you block out your face if you do post pics, OP.
>>29439666
If you're fat, why the fuck do you have long hair? That is not a good combo. Lose weight or cut that shit, niggalo.
Nice satan trips by the way.
>>29439684
Oh fuck I didn't notice... But trust me... I have an egg shaped head... The hair shapes my head
>>29439770
Oh. Well, I guess that's kind of justifiable. How long is your hair?Just past the ears doesn't count.
>>29439819
About my clavicle, I like to keep it that long
