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Be honest. You could get with a girl who is unattractive but you dont see any value in it.
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Because no unattractive girl has ever told me she loved me.
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I'm just scared to bother. The risk of rejection isn't worth the pleasure of gf, I'd rather die a lonely virgin.
I could probably get a 5/10 if I put in a lot of effort.
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>>29437516
I don't really value the company of others, outside of selective contact that in the Internet. That aside, why would I want to share my life on an intimate level with someone who I am not at least physically attracted to? That's a lose-lose situation no matter how you spin it.

What's your game here, outsider?
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>>29437516
I'm an ugly woman and no one will ever love me the way they could love a pretty girl.

I want to kill myself. It doesn't matter how much I weigh. I'm under 110 lbs and I'm still ugly. I put on makeup and I'm still ugly. Even at my best, my boobs are a saggy uneven flapjack mess and my ass is pathetic and small.

And my face. Probably the worst part about me. I resent my parents so much for making me stuck with this ugly disaster of a face.

I just want to die. I have to struggle to even look like a 4/10... If I stop putting effort into things I instantly become a 2-3/10

I honestly just hope I die in my sleep every night before I go to bed. There is nothing about me that is good. I'm a burden on society.
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>>29437516
No, even the ugly girls want Chad. Just look at any fembot thread.
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I mean im average looking and would go for an average girl, but the problem is i cant tell what girls are considered 6/10. To me all girls except fat ones are at least a 7.

Honestly no fat chicks and likely a virgin is all im after really
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>>29437607
Same here familiano.
>>29437516
Absolutely true.
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>>29437649
>I want to kill myself
Don't hold back on our account, you fucking repulsive attention whore. You clearly don't have the smarts and a women without attraction or intelligence is basically an oversized parrot that is allowed to drive.
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>>29437649
>WAAAHHH WAAAHHHH IM UGLY FEMALES HAVE IT HARD TOO WAAAAHHH
>Posts pictures
>100+ replies saying "plz be my gf"
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>>29437735
I'm actually quite intelligent but non of that matters because people like you will always only see me as a hole.

I'd have killed myself by now if it wasn't for my mom and dad and pets.
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>>29437760
>I'm actually quite intelligent
kek
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>>29437755
I'm never posting my picture here. I very time I've posted my pic online people have been mean and bullied me

I know I can be a gf to a lot of guys but they'll never love me because I'm not cute like pic related. They'll just appreciate me as a practice gf and a hole. It doesn't matter. If anything I'd rather just buy them an onahole and torrent them some lorn, they'd be happier with that the with an ugly girl like me.
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>>29437783
Could you love a robot the same way you'd love Chad?
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>>29437783
Torrent them some porn*
I also dropped the picture because I'm very distressed
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>>29437783
so now we are not good enough for you to post a picture of yourself then fuck off
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>>29437803
Yes I have face blindness and all men sort of look the same to me until I get to know them

It makes watching television very hard

To me Chad is a guy who has a lot of friends and sleeps around a lot, I couldn't love someone like that because I like introverted people. And all of the chads I've known like that have been shitskins and I like white people.
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>>29437898
I don't want to get bullied

Fuck off
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>>29437516
Yes, I've never tried to "hide" it too.
It's like eating a meal you dont like, why would I?
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>>29437924
fight me irl faggit or stop crying about it then
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idk dude, probably, but they'd only like me because I'm attractive, either way, where I live all girls have such inflated egos that I've literally seen 4/10's reject 7/10 dudes and then laugh about it, like what the fuck you dumb cunt be thankful
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>>29437938
Because adults are supposed to make rational decisions like eating healthy food that tastes bland for the sake of health, not pigging out because "muhhhh tendies"
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Men find most women attractive. I'm not that picky,short of ACTUALLY FUCKING UGLY i'll take any average girl.
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>>29437760
>because people like you will always only see me as a hole
That's all you are.
Now you may start to understand how men have always felt, as the male of the species has always lived and died being valued entirely based on what they are able to provide.
You have nothing to provide therefore you are worthless. See how this works?

>>29437760
>I'd have killed myself by now if it wasn't for my mom and dad and pets.
Sometimes parents get in the way of what's best for their child.
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>>29437516
you seem to have that backwards, friend. Desperate women could get with unattractive/average guys if they wanted to, but they see no value in it. Men take whatever we can get. You see, while men have a range of different standards, types and tastes, women have only one - chad. If you're not chad, you can go fuck off and kill yourself for all she cares. All women, even the ugly ones aspire to get with chad.

also, no female has ever shown interest in me
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having a gf is time consuming, stressful, expensive, and mentally/emotionally damaging. why would I go through that for a woman I'm not attracted to? that's like driving through the Mojave in an enclosed golf cart with no AC, all for a bowl of low quality ice cream, when one can make popsicles for free at home (which are frankly more satisfying)
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>>29437969
fuck you you fucking retard and your fucking retarded notion of "eating healthy means eating bland" fucking stupid shit fuck, I'm 19, in good shape, and the things I eat are delicious
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>>29437969
When he sleeps, he sleeps. When he eats, he eats.
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>>29437904
>Yes I have face blindness and all men sort of look the same to me
Do you really expect anyone to believe this?
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>>29437924
you'll get bullied, but everyone who posts pictures on this site does. You will get a few people asking you to be their girlfriend, I guarantee it. It's how this site works every time.
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>>29437809
You're a fucking idiot if you're comparing yourself to that girl. 99% of women on the planet don't look as good as her. Don't be like the robot with a 5 inch dick complaining about not having an 8 inch dick.

Besides you can probably get orbiters, if you don't have them already. You're just mad Chad doesn't like you
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>>29438039
>>29437904
>I have face blindness
You do know that it's one of the signs that you're on the spectrum? Not even kidding, check that shit out.
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>>29438039
When I started watching House of Cards I couldn't tell any of the male characters apart except for Frank and the Black guy. It was only after they killed off the alcoholic with the shaved head that I stopped confusing him for Doug.

Game of Thrones? Fuck that noise I can't tell any of the old men apart except the fucking midget, kek. When men have similar hair styles I basically just assume it's the same person.
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>>29438052
we still can't tell if the bitch is actually 2/10 because she only sent her pictures to some chad to bully her and us robots are not good enough to bully her, or maybe it's that fugly Russian grill
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>>29437516
I could get with a girl who is attractive,

its not my looks, but my shitty personality and autism that prevent me
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I am average looking, tried going out, tried coworkers, tried girls from tinder. Always have an initial talk and then I get ignored. I have no standards. My guess is I'm not gripping or assertive enough to keep their interest up. What do you think?
I'm on the point of giving up anyway so it doesn't matter
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>>29438070
well that's unfortunate, anyway don't listen to those who are telling you to post your pic you saw what happened to bebe
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>>29438070
Why are you still posting?
Fuck off, no one cares.
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>>29437783
The best advice that I can give is grow a fucking personality, otherwise you'll be known as "that ugly chick" for the rest of her life. It's summed up pretty good in american psycho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwRuNtvDTk
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Look, I'll even date a transsexual, as long as they're white and not fat, if we're compatible on a personal level. I just dislike fat people and non-whites.
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>>29437516
Attractive or not by conventional standards, I'm not going to be with somebody I'm not personally attracted to. It's a fucking recipe for disaster to be disgusted by the face of the person you're kissing.

I've thought women seen as attractive were unattractive and vice versa.

>>29437649
I'll bite. if you live in NYC and want to go on a date with me then email me [email protected]
>tfw so lonely try to meet femanon on 4chan
>they need respond
Whateves
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>>29437516
>You could get with a girl who is unattractive
No?
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>>29437516
Get a fucking job and save up for plastic surgery

probably your only or best bet aside from some disgusting slob who is equally hideous and treats you like shit
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>>29437516
I don't know if I could. Nobody has ever approached me and I sure as fuck can't approach anyone. I basically never even come in contact with any females my age.
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>>29437649
Could you love someone if they were as ugly as your are?
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>>29437783
>I know I can be a gf to a lot of guys
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUSSS CHRIST. Fucking hell, women are so incredibly deluded and oblivious its amazing. There are guys/robots that would kill for a girl to look their way, to talk to them, to hold hands with, to kiss and your problem is you could get a bf, if you wanted but you don't because he'd just use you for fucking, so you just sit around wishing you had a chad to make you feel like a real woman? Is that it? please. kill. yourself.
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>>29438271
Sorry I meant to respond to >>29437649

kek
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I could "get" with one sure, but they don't want to date a robot.
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>>29438284
I think she can tell a chad wouldn't make her any better, as delusional as she is.
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>>20437649
>>29438070
Femanon, I need a picture of your delicious flat ass and flapjacks, please.
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Somewhat related, but I saw a robot say that a young, thin white woman is automatically a 7/10 - is that true? (Because if it is, I'm definitely underselling myself)
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>>29437516
I don't give a sizable shit about what a girl looks like (just don't be deformed). I just want a girl who is actually genuinely nice to be around.

But no girl ever is. They laugh at shit jokes, they tell shit stories, they listen to shit music, they watch shit TV, they have shit hobbies.
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>>29438450

It's not true. A young, thin white woman has a couple bonus points for being young, thin, and white, but there's a reason for the term "butterface"

It definitely gives you an advantage though. White women are generally considered the standard for beauty, and thin and young are obvious.
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pic relato
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>>29438039
It's hardly the most outrageous thing someone has had on /r9k/ and that's not even that uncommon. Look it up.
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>>29437674
Virgins aren't real. You are prolly more like. 4/10 if you rank yourself a 6. Whatever you're prolly gonna die a virgin.
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>>29437516
Most of you people are so shallow and hypocritical. You complain day and night that women don't want to date you and swear that you would date ANY girl. You say that even the ugliest women have it easy, cause there is always someone desperate enough to fuck them. What you stupid fucks don't understand is that most unattractive women don't want just sex like you virgin-obsessed people. They want someone to love them even though they're ugly, not someone to fuck them once without even looking at them cause they're too ugly. You all dream about the perfect 10/10 qt3.14159 pure innocent gf and then complain that "all women want chad". You say you would date ANY girl. No, wouldn't. You'd FUCK any girl, but you wouldn't really love them, cause they're too ugly. You'd treat them like a fuck hole and then proceed to boast about it on r9k and then cry that you don't have a qt gf.

Stop being so hypocritical, you fucks. At least admit the truth and stop saying that ALL women have it easy. Not every woman is a shallow fuck-driven cunt like you are.

Of course there are some exceptions, but they're really few, so this applies to the majority of "robots".

t. butthurt ugly female
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>>29438018
>I'm 19 independent and don't need no man
Why did you sound like such a fag?
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>>29438134
Anon in my experience text chats are significantly easier to establish rapport with someone. Don't go on some medium where girls are expecting dates. Find someone doing something /moderately interesting/ on kikebook or some other social platform and have a brief talk.

Follow it up with something interesting that isn't too intrusive to them or too knowledgeable that it might lead somewhere. (In my experience I just played a god damn Facebook game with her). If this goes well start regularly talking. Fake some bravado, find some common interests. If you don't have any end the conversation and atart fresh because it'll end soon anyway and it'll hurt worse when she ignore you rather than the conversation just ending and never starting again.

Eventually there's a good chance she'll develop feelings for you if she wasn't already lusting after another guy. Figure that out and determine if it will get in the way, if it's not too clear test the waters by flirting "accidentily" and see how she responds (ex: "wanna smash?" [Previously established we both liked Super Smash bros. She of course assumed I meant sexually but didn't respond incredibly negatively, but I backed off for the day and did similar things for a few weeks and we ended up dating.)

Essentially you have to Incept the idea that they like you into their mind. It's pretty fun desu.
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The comic is funny because no girl has ever liked me regardless of what she looks like

I think it's more likely the other way around you know. Women only want the popular guys.
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>>29438639
post your butt the hurt and your face otherwise go cry to your orbiters
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>>29438671
>he expects women to like him and hit on him
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>>29437904
>Yes I have face blindness
>MY face is totally ugly tho

uh huh.
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I could date someone ugly, but I wouldn't find them sexually attractive. There's nothing I can do about that. So, why date someone I wouldn't want to get intimate with. I could just be friends with them.

Same damn reasoning a lot of chicks have.
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>>29438662
I can talk pretty well on fb and irl, at least I think. Had a girl the other day offer to go out with me on her own, but couldnt settle on a date cos we were both busy. The VERY next day, i greet her and she never replied. It seemed like it was going well, so I don't know why that happened. Maybe it's my "aura".
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>>29438681
How do you know to do anything if she acts like she wants nothing to do with you?

Why would an ugly woman complain about not being loved if she's just sitting around waiting for somebody to talk to her?
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>>29438681
they hit on my friends all the time, ain't nothing better than going outside, getting drunk, forgetting about the failure that you're only to end in remembering that you are a fucking failure as you watch women throwing themselves at your friends, looking at them like how they will never look at you.
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I somehow managed to get an ugly girl to be my gf, she dumped me for being too beta

Also im still a virgin
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>>29438727
was she drunk/high?
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>>29438775
I don't think so.
I just think my personality isn't gripping enough to warrant not being ignored after the
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>>29438843
then it makes no sense, unless she thought you were pulling the woman on her, the woman is when you ask her out on a date and she says yes but then is busy all the time so you eventually fuck off, but women will tell you just ask the girl you like out
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>>29438874
She asked me first.
I said okay, and tried to settle on a date, but couldnt cos we were both busy.
Then she said well figure it out another day and said goodnight.
Messaged her the next day and got ignored.

Women are fucking weird.

should i message her again or too desperate?
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>>29438727

Try to establish one more time. If she really was busy and forgot about your text she'll feel bad and respond. If she ignores it again she's being a vapid cunt and you can ignore her without guilt.
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>>29437516

Idk honestly

Stats:
>5'4 white male
>early 20's
>college student at university
>jobless, lives with parents
>glasses, shit teeth (gonna need braces again... fml)
>ottermode body type, work out daily
>never smoked or done any drugs
>kissless virgin

Not sure what kinda girl would want to date a guy like this. I'm guessing none?
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>>29438678
>orbiters
>post pic
If I was that shallow, I wouldn't complain about you being shallow. I'm not a fucking hypocrite.
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unattractive girls are harder to get than attractive girls that's why
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>>29438903
fuck do i know

>>29439005
then stop crying about being fucking ugly if you won't gib proofs
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>>29437516
I have offered a real monogamous relationship to several women below me in desirability. They ALL leave for something better because they can get it.

medium-value women and high-value women share high-value men.

medium-value men can only get low-value women.

low-value men get nothing.

I'm a medium-value man. I don't want a low-value woman. I'm a 7. I would accept a 6 or some 5s. I can only get 4s.

Such is life in postefeminism
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I should be attracted to the unattractive? HAHAHAHA OKAY
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>>29439071
>I'm a 7

You're probably a 4
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>>29438018
At 19 you're still riding on baby metabolism. You could do anything short of drinking bleach and you'd be fine.
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Reminds me of that time at work when my job's female security guard blatantly & awkwardly hit on me; I didn't not respond to it very well. She was taller than me (I'm 6'1") and somehow fatter than me too (wider, anyway). Also VERY homely, though she was a single mother with 3 kids. I would've pursued out of curiosity or let her down in private, if it weren't for everyone else at work laughing about it all behind my back. That and a rumor got out that we were already dating.

Nothing happened, though. She was transferred out like week after it happened, weirdly enough, and I never heard/saw her again. Hope she's doing well, at least.
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>>29438639
To be perfectly honest my familia, I'd kill for a woman with personality. Men look at women as fuckholes because women are shallow as fuck.
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>>29437516
>Implying a girl wouldn't reject a "nice guy " because he's an ugly out of shape loser with no hobbies or a car

Pffft .

Don't get mad at me for liking healthy bodies
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>>29440542
Daily reminder that this is what robots mean when they say they like """"healthy bodies"""" (the one on the left)
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>this one girl had the WORST case of horse face/teeth I've ever seen
>had a thing for me
>debated it but decided not to. she was open to sex but I denied
>girl messages me on fb
>she is literally-clinically retarded
>also like 5 years younger and fat

cyst la vile, such is life
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>>29437649
>There is nothing about me that is good. I'm a burden on society.
What about your personality? What do you like? What kind of pet do you have?
>>29437674
I'm similar; if they don't have a witch/jew-nose and aren't deformed or looks like mutants, they're ok for me.
>>29438639
Unfortunately, you're right.
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>>29438278
Ever read the manga Homunculus?
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>>29437649
If you live in burgerland you can just get a shotgun and shove it in your mouth, no point in prolonging pain....

>inb4 failed shotgun suicide pics
Those suicides failed because they didn't aim right, you gotta put it in your mouth and angle it towards the brainstem.
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I honestly believe i am so low on the human hierarchy that there are NO female equivalent that is my equal.
>jobless
>antisocial
>awkward and unfunny
>have interests that western world considers childish such as video games and anime
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>>29443135
I don't live in burger land. Sorry. Here it is hard to obtain a gun unless you're a nigger
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>>29444621
>>29437649

>tfw every single post like this makes me incredibly curious what the poster looks like
>tfw almost every single one hasn't been as bad as they claim
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>tfw could have been with 8/10 girl (imo, to each their own) but too autistic to make it work
its a REALLY bad feel man.
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>>29437649
This sounds exactly like what I used to post but I'm really a Fembot.

It seems like the pretenders learned from my experiences.

>>29438204
>I'll bite. if you live in NYC and want to go on a date with me then email me [email protected]
I'm not that poster but its my situation in a nutshell. I'm nonwhite and most likely have high functioning autism. I've never done anything relationship wise, 0 real friends, no experience in extended nonfamilial social interaction.

Would you really take me or on a date or were there unspoken requirements. I'm not fat, just buttface.
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>>29444621
Well at least you have an excuse for not killing yourself besides primal instinct like me, I literally have a mossberg 590 in my room but I can't bring myself to kill myself.
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>>29443036
no not ever in my life. Never even heard of it
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