Have you ever actually tried to get a gf?
>>29436354
Once, it didn't work.
>>29436354
lol no
girls don't have penises you fag
no, I'm a high school dropout
>>29436364
Feelsbadmam.jpg
>>29436364
Lel. Why would you try to fly if you knew that you cant?
>>29436354
>Regularly talk to girl in my art class
>Make her laugh
>We're pretty good friends
>Share quite a few interests
>Finally work up courage to ask her out
>Think at home; "What do I have to lose? We'll be cool even if she says no, even if it's a little awkward. It's just temporary, right?"
>Next day go to school
>See her outside sucking face with a Chad
>Give up
Thank goodness that semester of art ended in the next two weeks. Completely stopped talking to her after that.
The entire experience still gave me some confidence though. At least I'm not ugly enough to completely repel girls. I would try again, but I don't go out much anymore. High school forced me to interact with people.
>>29436354
I've tried twice, online, of course. And failed twice, miserably, of course.
Is there an "app" like omegle that matches interests with people in your immediate geographical proximity?
However needing to use an app or phone itself would filter out the top quality people by default.
>>29436354
>>29436364
same as this. only ever felt like attempting once and it didn't work.
The effort involved once having a gf isn't worth it. I'll stay single for autism is my power.
>>29436354
I have had gf's but the relationship always seemed to end before I could get sex out of it. Although i did get to feel up on their breast and hold hands and talk and be a couple.
Had a french gf, a spanish gf and a black one.
>>29436364
This
however it would have been online one
no, I'm a college dropout
>>29436481
>However needing to use an app or phone itself would filter out the top quality people by default.
You're right. Avoid these apps unless you feel like they're your only hope. Tinder whores are the absolute bottom tier of available women.
>>29436354
Why would i require a person of the opposite sex to show me affection when I can simply imagine a girl who cares and lives me like that in my own head.
She would never abandon me and would always be with me no matter where I went.
Yep, once. We went on 5-6 "dates", even lost my handholdless virginity.
All of them were hell. The most uncomfortable I've ever been. And she was the most boring human I've ever gotten to know. Ended it after that.
Now working on my tulpa famalama
I've never tried because I'm really scared of rejection. If something I do gets even slightly criticized I have a pit in my stomach for days.
I am an idiot. It is mostly the other way around, girls, now women, try to make me their bf. But I am the one who needs to finish it and barely do that. Though sometimes I am simply not interested.
There are somethings I have no control of but it is mostly my own fault.
I also tried online dating and it was horrible.
>>29436354
I asked a girl out once (she refused), but I don'T think I ever really wanted a gf.
I've had a gf and she left me for someone else. I'm not done with girls and can't deal with the stress and work that goes into a relathionship now. All those years wasted on someone I thought was love.
>>29436354
*pic related, my current gf. Met online and she loves me like fucking hell.*
Best part is even though shes big I can overlook it cause shes into some pretty freaky shit and I convinced her to come to nerd conventions with me.
Online dating from obscure websites that arent really know is the better ones. I paid 60 bucks but got a gf who honestly loves me.
Worth every fucking cent
>>29436418
I didn't know, we were getting on well so I thought to ask her out over the phone and she ignored my 2 calls and text.
I probably should've done in person and talked to her more in general, it was the last day of class(uni) and when I got her number I was too stupid to keep talking so it's all my fault.
>>29436629
>showing pics of your gf on 4chan
>>29436418
Because I fell for the be yourself meme
>>29436354
>implying a girl would want a worthless stuttering retard like me
Lmao OP
>>29436354
Yes, but she thought I was gay.
>>29436364
Same here famiglio
Never again
>>29436354
nope, and I laughed at any girl that asked me out, fucking normies
Obviously not. Talking to other people terrifies me and theres nothing you get out of talking to females unless they're waitresses or cashiers.
women are all hoes who will lie about everything and cheat on you, use them for sex but do not attach any feelings for them or it will end in pain and loss.
I tried a lot and I finally got one. Feels good man.
Yes, three times, and it only worked twice. If I were a Chad all three would have said yes.
>>29436364
This. She actually asked if we could still be friends.
Fuck that shit I'm out.
Yes, but I went with the short fat half mexican girl instead of the 6 foot tall white trash girl with huge tits and janky teeth. Mexican was less promiscuous, I thought. Poor hindsight, terrible decision.
>>29436354
I have asked out 8-10 women in my life. On the bright side I've acted less of a sperg , but it still feels like too much work for so little if she rejects me. Plus , I don't want a girl that will find me inferior just for asking
>>29436354
Once, and it worked. Not in the long term though, she went up on the normie ladder and I fell down hard. I also was a big asshole to her. Now I'm too pathetic to even think about trying.
>>29436354
no, but i still had a few
no because I know I won't succeed
back before i knew about 4chan an beta faggotry i hit on a 6/10 girl who had a really disgusting, fat, effeminate gyno boyfriend for 7 years but was with him because they're both really fucked in the head and he has a stable job
anyway, after i told her i want a relationship, she said we should take it slow. she said she'd told her bf about me and he was ok with her dating me, since they've had a lot of "it's about time to end this relationship" talks recently, so she bought me an expensive ticked for a late-night concert thing
i didn't believe her when she said she dumped him a week later, so i full on rreee'd and threw the ticket away and blocked her
man i was so fucking stupid hahaha
nope
why should i? they allways look at me with anger or disgust
thanks for wanting to kill myself desu
Shes my lab partner, study together for bio lecture as well. Barely talk to her about anything beside study and class. Got some courage to ask her out for shaved ice on last day of class. "Thanks im good." Go home fap and read the new chapter of bleach
>>29436629
shes absolutely disgusting anon
>>29436354
No, girls were mean to me or largely ignored me in high school so I never bothered.
Stupid cunts.
>>29436354
>Start working retail
>4/10 Tomoko looking weeb girl starts around the same time
>Try to make conversation and she acts like she's bored and disinterested the whole time
>Not even hitting on her or doing anything clingy, just occasionally striking up a conversation when we end up working together
>Comes bursting into the break room one day crying, ask her what's wrong
>Tells me her grandmother died and she can't handle it, I can't relate at all and struggle to think of what to say
>"So when's the funeral?"
If I wasn't already out of the race that line right there would've sealed the deal.
>>29436629
I've puked out more attractive-looking things than your girlfriend.
>>29436354
I orbited and begged a girl during two years of highschool. Never again.
Do gfs ever try to get you? Serious
>>29439637
Women only ever approach me if they want a cigarette or ask to use my phone.
>>29439637
yes but you don't want those
>>29439637
Even if a girl likes you she'll probably never tell you until you admit you like her.
>They don't wanna look desperate
>They don't wanna risk rejection
>They think it's the mans responsibility and any man who won't do it they don't respect
They'd literally sit there and be alone and waste weeks and months of their lives they could be spending with you because they're too self centered and childish.
>>29439637
some weeb autist chinese girl once, she even made me cringe since she had no self awareness and would get excited talking about anime and be loud as fuck
i'm pretty sure she was just trying to latch on to any though because she found a bf a month later
>>29439714
>They'd literally sit there and be alone and waste weeks and months of their lives they could be spending with you because they're too self centered and childish.
That's basically your average r9k'r
>>29439714
exquisite projection famalam
>>29436354
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TRY
THE WORLD SHOULD JUST GIVE ME A GF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29439798
But it's true, when have you ever known a girl to ask a guy out?
I used tinder once and swiped 200+ times with only bot matches then I gave up
>>29439714
Yea you right! Though from my experience, if a girl is interested in you, she'll basically make signs and all that shit sometimes even not understanding that. And by that you can tell if she's into you or not. If yes, then it's your turn.
>>29439805
now i know why the feds hate this place so much
fucking gommunists :DDD
>>29436354
No. I also don't complain about not having one.
>>29439523
Also had a thing with my bio lab partner. Actually went out three times, under the impression that I totally killed it.
>motorcycle ride + lunch
>bowling, dinner, and drinks
>walk in the park and we cook together
Then she says "I'm not really looking for a relationship."
What a waste of fucking time.
Still like her tho which is even worse.
>>29439774
>That's basically your average r9k'r
But based on the reasons why women don't approach, who is more of the "child"? Guys don't take girls that approach as threatening or "creepy". At worst hell find it weird that a woman would have the courage to
>>29439714
but girls do drop retarded hints, far beyond the comprehension of autists like myself, some drop heavy hints and some act disinterested while inside they're screaming for dick, and for women to know if a guy likes them it's pretty simpler, if you aren't really friends and he tries to talk to you a lot, bam, he want's to give you the d or you can just be the alpha chad and str8 go for the kiss because you know that after 5 rejections tops you'll get a bitch.
>>29436354
I've had a gf for a little while but it's been three years in which time I've only gotten laid by sleeping with escorts occasionally. I'm on OKC and Tinder but in the rare case where a girl actually goes out with me I end up spending money on dates only to get my heart broken. Lately I've put more effort into talking to them in person but they act put upon and respond with muted hostility. After 3 years between the heartache of the almost-made-its to the humiliation of the cold approaches I really just want to find whatever happiness I can on my own.
I've had about 6 but they ruined me.
Women aren't worth it, they all cheat.
>>29439637
It gets worse with age. First was athletic cute girl in school. Second was emo/punk girl right after school. Third is a fat fuck after uni.
I do.
I have some 9/10 matches on Tinder but I can't find a way to start a conversation without looking thirsty, unoriginal, or a fuccboi.
>>29440212
You don't need to be Shakespeare or anything. Most of the time they won't follow through no matter how good your line is. Just ask them how they're doing or give them a little compliment to get the ball rolling.
>>29439893
It's happened to me a few times. I'm a reject by IRL standards, but probably a Chad by robot standards.
Actually, I'm a worthless shit who's never asked a girl out. I hate that about myself. Girls that ask guys out are usually trash.
>That one perfect girl that probably liked me. I maybe could have had a nice LDR with her and met up with her on weekends once a month.
>>29439681
this. girls asking out guys is a huge fucking red flag, especially if you aren't a chad
No, I haven't. No girl has ever shown interest in me, if they had, I'd have made a move.
Pic related is how bitches look at me.
Not even Chad gets away with cold approaching strangers.
>>29436354
yup and every chick ive tried to get with ive goten with. feels good to be a 6'1 jacked, rich, smart, funny, and super handsome turbo-chad
I don't even want a gf honestly. What would I even do with one? Jerking off and playing video games is all I do and that's something best done alone.
Tried for years. I got nowhere.
>>29439569
I kekked to be quite honest
>>29440409
>Not even Chad gets away with cold approaching strangers.
>some people actually believe this.
