Who /freshoutofhighschool/ here?
>tfw didn't poop myself in school
>tfw didn't vomit in school
>tfw didn't fart audibly or smelly
My worse fears are over. Now all I have to do is not pee my bed in college.
>>29435736
>i did all of those things
thankfully i didn't go to college, i would have ended up embarrassing myself even more and then dropping out anyways
just kill me senpai
>>29435736
>>tfw didn't poop myself in school
I accidentally shit myself once because apparently my pants weren't pulled all the way clear. Also pissed myself during a test I thought I could just wing it.
>>tfw didn't vomit in school
Didn't vomit in front of anyone at least.
>>tfw didn't fart audibly or smelly
Blamed it on someone else. Got him bullied until graduation.
>shit myself in 9th grade art class
>it was, thank god, final period so i moved as little as possible so it wouldn't stir up the smell and they'd just think i farted
>people gradually move away from me during class
>look down at the chair and there's some shit
>tie my jacket around my waist and cry all the way home
>vomited in elementary school while sick because parents did not have money to feed me and i needed the free lunches so they sent me to school anyways
>kids all stayed away from me like i had some contagious AIDs disease the rest of elementary school
>go hungry for two days because they wouldn't let me come to school
>farted on three separate occasions in high school when i dozed off and it slipped out
>literally become petrified all day due to social anxiety and just pretend it never happened all 3 times
>the second time some guy kept laughing because i had interrupted the teacher with my fart
war is hell
