>right NOW there are wagecucks slaving away at work
PppfffffffffffffttttttHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DEE
LEET
THIS
>tfw working 90 hour weeks
>tfw had literally one weekend off in the last 3 months
I bow down to you, neet master
I've made 40$ since I got in today and all I've done is chat with IT about computers, answered a couple e-mails, and browsed 4chan. I don't really think of it as being a slave.
>>29435360
God i hate wagekeking so much
Fuck
>>29435360
it's fun in the office here m8.
i only feel alive at work.
who /super easy part time job just for weed and snacks money/ here?
if this post ends in 88 ill win the lotto tonight and end my wagecuck suffering
>>29435686
good luck fellow robot
>>29435664
>tfw I want an office job
I want to finish my days work in 2 hours, dick around on the net for the next 5 and get paid for it all.
FUCK
>>29436476
i browse 4chan 4-5 hours in office.
sit with nice lady, age 37, for 2-3 hours and gossip.(she talks most)
she is chill and we both talk freely.
and then my day at office is done.
office job is awesome.
>>29436552
So what the fuck does your place actually "do"
I NEED THIS.
>>29436571
it's part of steel products manufacturing company. i am junior manager.
I just pass my time or walk in the plant area.
When the morning briefing is over, i just take my laptop and coffee and sit with the lady. she is 6-7/10. she tells me everything about her life or keeps browsing shopping sites and ask my opinion.
lunch time comes and i go out to take lunch alone. then dawdle around, then shitpost here.
as office time ends, i am the first person to get out of there.
>>29436571
>He wants to be a wagecuck
LMFAO
M
FUCKING C U C K
A
O
>>29436664
You lucky mother fucker, how'd you land such a comfy position?
>>29436696
i studied metallurgy. many metallurgists don't stick in field, they go for further study in business or it sectors. I didn't want to rely on parents and job is stupid, so i decided to give it a go.
job was not comfy in the beginning. it is my first job and i browse 4chan, so you can see everybody was easily able to "gang" up on me.
currently more than half people in the office would love to see me go. i love to make them uncomfortable.
>>29436669
LMFAO AT THIS PATHETIC NEET
>>29435360
Thisis the funniest thing I've read all day.
Reminder that being a NEET is actually a miserable depressing life and these threads are made by wagecucks trying to troll other wagecucks
Shitposting in an insurance office that I own is pretty cash senpai.
I'm a work now watching tv and eating my sweets, relaxing
>>29437372
>>29437378
>>29436552
this.
NEET OP would not know the leisure of office job.
he will jerk his penis to his death in the dark basement.
>>29436812
Why the fuck do you browse 4chan at work? I don't want anyone else knowing I'm a 4channer, let alone someone who frequents R nine fucking K
>>29437338
No it's not you sad loser. If you immerse yourself in hobbies and productivity it's a blessing because you spend all your free time doing what you want. If you're someone who doesn't have a purpose, then yes the loneliness and NEETness will make you depressed.
Enjoy your 8 hours of modern slavery :^)
>>29437448
when i am alone or in corner or i would just go in a conference room, then i would open 4chan to shitpost.
otherwise i would just keep reading science or sports articles.
i don't want to bothered with impressing girl stuff, so i don't care either.
>>29437526
See? He's trying to bait replies
Thanks for proving me right idiot
>>29437526
if you are rich then i will agree or else it is pathetic.
So today I was doing some pondering while hiking through a forest and I came to the conclusion that NEETS are actually the most alpha men in society.
My is that NEETS stand up for what they believe in and refuse to work despite the fact the society teaches us that not getting a job and leeching off your parents or the government is the most pathetic thing you can do. Literally being a slut or an alcoholic is viewed by society as better than being a NEET.
Yet despite all this pressure from society and family to get a job, a NEET does not try to meet the demands of anyone but himself. A NEET understands that time is by far the most valuable resource us humans have on earth and that spending it working a meaningless job for a jew boss is one of the greatest tragedies imaginable. A NEET understands that excess money cannot truly being happiness, and that a subsidy of a few hundred dollars per month from the government or family is all that you need to survive comfortably in America.
Millions upon millions of Americans are extremely depressed and hate their life, this can easily be seen by the massive use of prescription and illegal drugs as well as the very high suicide rate. However very few people actually have the courage to live their life the way they want.
NEETS live life on their own terms and do what they want, when they want, and do not have to take shit from anybody. NEETS can spend their time improving themselves though study and exercise and healthy eating, or they can simply spend their whole live relaxing and playing video games and watching anime.
That is the beauty of being a NEET, you literally can do whatever you want. Being a NEET is the ultimate freedom! Since I quit my job last year I literally have never been happier, I feel like a slave who has broken free from his shackles.
>>29437745
2/10
original criticism
>tfw teacher for 8th graders
it's fucking great. the kids are retarded and funny and there's barely any work. SUMMER BREAK NIGGA
>>29436664
try to bang the lady m8.
>>29437745
nice pasta, saved.
>>29437745
Not sure if this is meant to be ironic; but as someone who was a wagecuck (in a comfy office environment mind you) for a year and left, and has been a NEET for a year since, I can honestly say that I'm much happier than I was when I was working.
The thing is, is that if you get that "dream job" where your hobby IS your job (legitimately without trying to convince yourself), then all the power to you, and you are pretty damn lucky. If, however, you're someone who dreads his job, gets constantly tired at work and only looks forward to the weekend - I have something to tell you. Being a NEET WILL improve your happiness, as long as you actually spend your time in a productive manner (doing things that you love).
P.S. I only come to this robot board every once in a while. Even though I am a NEET, I'm very happy with my life and frankly all you fucks who cry about depression are pathetic. If you don't like your current job, fucking quit.
>>29437745
Yea but they'd live it not say it if it were true, just think that only the ugly bitches support feminism
>>29437424
Right heehee. I finished all my work, now I am gonna take a little nap and dream of chicken tenders.
>>29437973
Then I go home at 1:00 and go eat lunch and watch anime or cartoons. Maybe sleep again. I'm glad I never have to get stuck in traffic or stay till 5.
>>29436476
If you're a robot its not as great as it sounds
They'll treat you like shit if you don't fit in with their normalfag cabal
>>29437836
>the kids are retarded
keeek
>>29435360
Meanwhile you're just sitting on 4chan making these threads to fill the void that is your meaningless life
Let's not kid ourselves most NEETs are miserable just like most people who work.
>>29438015
this as i said here>>29436812
in the beginning, they would just surround you, drag you everywhere and try to show how much hefty work they are doing.
just stop giving them attention and raising them to pedestal and mind your business.(if you are literally robot)
>>29437806
it's a copypasta, chill your tits.
>>29437940
Most people become NEET's because they where not accepted into society. If you came to NEETdom because you like it, why not? The only issue you might have is money, since being NEET in most countries isn't the most financially enjoyable.
>>29438066
Its too late they already fired me lol
I'm a very high level robot, I was pretty much the autistic mascot for the company
>>29435360
I'm posting on 4chan while getting paid $25 an hour, it's exactly what I would be doing anyways, except I make a bunch of money from it, neets are the ones losing out in this situation.
>>29435360
Wagecucks getting shouted at right now haha faggots. One of the rare moments where it feels good to be a neet.
>>29437940
>tfw I finally found my dream job and get paid a lot of money to spend now for vidya, booze, sex, etc.
feels good
>>29438107
were you working in a office job?
did you fuck up?
>>29435612
How did you start out/get into that field?
>>29438129
>rare
lol fuck off normie
>Every time a NEET posts these threads I remember the countless threads of NEETs losing NEETbux and becoming homeless/NEETs getting disowned by the parents for not getting a job
You haven't won, you've just found another way to downward spiral into misery
>>29437935
There is literally no way of knowing whether the milf lady wants my dick. i would have to take first step. i don't want to fuck up because i don't want to go near vagina and half of the office is waiting for me to fuck up.
sweet lady takes care of me in office, that's enough
>>29438139
I fucked up by being born
An office is such a super social area and I just couldn't deal with it
hey guys im a wage cuck haha, need some money haha, anyone wanna help me out, rich "fags" haha!
paypal is: [email protected]
>>29435360
>my 13 hr day is over now ;)
Gonna shower eat and repair my motorcycle as long as i can, because i have to go to bed early, to wake up at 5;15 am again:^)
Work is the only place where I interact with other people. Yes, I'm horribly fucked up but so are my coworkers.
tfw lying in bed shitposting while maximum comfy on legally prescribed benzos paid for by the goverment
>>29435535
Wtf how are you even able to sustain this?
>>29437836
>kids
>funny
>>29438209
you just have to become that obnoxious guy.
rub it in their faces.
>>29435535
Dude i went from a ~24 hr per week job to a full time job and i quit after a month i wanted to literally just kill myself at my desk. How the fuck do people work 2 jobs
>>29438308
funny as in they're stupid
they say the dumbest shit
the only one I don't like is the fat one ALWAYS trying to make jokes. sure some people laugh but jesus christ is gets annoying
>>29438172
>disowning a child because they struggled to conform to society's slave culture
the jews won, lads
>>29438191
if you pull it off though, you can be the guy fucking women in office.
good luck
>>29438370
Humans and animals in general have always had to work or they starved. The Jews didn't make that system and while they may have a hand you being a parasite and spiting work ethics is going to piss people who work off.
>>29438400
>Family is the most important thing!
>WHAT? YOU WON'T LICK MR. SHEKELSTEIN'S BOOT LIKE A DOG? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
good goy. You want a dog busc- UHH I MEAN a paycheck
>>29438593
Look there's far more lucrative options than being NEET if you don't want to be in a drone tier job. If you have useful skills to capitalize on you'd be able to make more than 6k in benefits.
>Forced againts my will to exist by my parents
>Anon, it's our selfish desire that brought you into being, but we're kicking you out now! After all, you're not cute and small anymore!
>Also, killing yourself is illegal! Even if you're a bum with nothing who hates life!
Normies are fucking demon scum
Working an internship right now. Gonna finish my Masters next spring.
Day off actually. Got a date tonight and having a bonfire with her and some friends at my house. It's only a job if you're doing something you don't enjoy.
>>29437745
But you can't fuck women if you're NEET, and this is what motivates normies to try hard at their jobs.
If you're unemployed living with your parents with a few hundred a month income you will never have a girl's affection.
>>29438764
But how do you find something that you enjoy? Do you have to be competitive as shit? I'm too chill for that stuff.
>>29438373
i don't know, don't try and don't care about women(right now).
in the morning work period, i sit with that senior lady for 2-3 hours to pass time. she tells me all about her kids, husbando, what stuff she bought or what are they planning or who are her family, friends, etc.
I am just robot enough to not understand whether she is giving me signs or just likes to talk to me(maybe she is lonely or something and just wants to share stuff)
>>29437940
>The thing is, is that if you get that "dream job" where your hobby IS your job
It's all a fucking lie.
>Be me
>Struggle through a hard life
>Finally get a semi respectable job in low level I.T working for a school
>It's pretty much the dream job 10/10
>Still struggle to pay rent / eat food
>Will eventually have to leave job because I could not afford to support a family with it
>Fuckthissociety.jpg
>dropped out of highschool and became a neet
>3 months later my mom kicked me out
>I'm a fucking non-social loser so I have no friends or family
>I've been living in a fucking tiny aveo eating moldy bread for 2 months now
>Killing myself soon
DON'T FALL FOR THE NEET MEME GUYS
Currently making 27k a year in a wagecuck retail job and I'm looking at a 58k a year starting job after I finish up my degree next year. Once I get my masters I'd be looking at 110k starting. I-I'm gonna make it.
>>29438820
Lucky thing for me is I love cooking, so it's always easy for me. As for competitive, I just aim to be better than I was yesterday and it shows when people compliment how good looking their food is or how quickly it came out. If your dream job requires a degree, just go get it and actually try to just keep improving yourself everyday.
>>29435360
>right NOW there is a NEETcuck shut in his mom's basement, to sad to even answer the door
>>29439081
That's a cute baby.
>>29435360
DELETE THIS THREAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MODS!!!!!!!!
>>29437311
Love you smugwojack!
> yes i'm a wagecuck
I'm at work right now though
Jokes on you, I'm wagecucking as we speak and I still get to shitpost on 4chan.
JUST FUCKING STOP
I'VE BEEN GETTING KEKED FOR 4 YEARS AND I CAN'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET BETTER AND I CAN'T GET NEETBUX
THIS IS ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO
I DON'T REMEMBER HOW TO LIVE
I WANT TO BE A KID AGAIN
>>29440609
Thismade me happy. I love you too.
>>29437378
>he's not using the sharp part of the blade
I drive a truck. its like being a mobile NEET.
>>29441492
FAKE
hey guys this guy is a phony! He's a big fat phony!
Joke's on you, in two weeks I'm gonna be getting my mediocre salary and spend it all on rent and bills.
>co-worker came up to me and fixed my collar
Cant tell if being friendly or she wants the D. Help I am socially autistic and just recently got a job from being a NEET.
ororororroror
>open office space with ~100 people, almost all in their 20s
>only talk to my imediate team of a dozen people
>be talkative and nice and social with them
>ignore the rest
>treat them like objects I have to go around in the corridor
>don't answer when they say "good morning"
It gives me pleasure knowing they consider me rude and probably wondering why I don't treat them the same way. Austistic as fuck, but I like it.
>>29435360
>mfw this wagekek gets paid to eat pop tarts and apple juice
>mfw im literally sitting in a 4 month class learning about ipv4 and the osi model
>mfw i know all this shit already and im getting paid to shit post on 4 chan for 4months.
slaving for mr shekelberg is the best.
>>29436552
why are you even there if you do nothing for 5+ hours?
you dumb clueless ignorant brainwashed slave.
your job contributes nothing to society and yet you still sacrifice you time and your soul to Satan for some money(which you could have gotten for free basic income due to suppressed automation).
You are a wretched dumb slave by design.
>>29438987
Dude I have a B.A in Communication Studies and I'd kill to get a 58k a year job, I'll be lucky if I get 40k a year with my college degree. I mean yeah it's a liberal arts degree, and yeah I guess you can't do much with it but I figured I'd make more money with a college degree then without one.
I'd rather make 40k or 50k a year rather then 25k or 30k working a retail cuck job. I just don't know what I can do with my degree, I'm 23 and I have no internships under my belt. I haven't been able to find a company that will give me a chance, I live in a rural town and finding internships are just hard. I doubt any company will hire me if they see I have ZERO internships under my belt, because I have no experience doing anything.
The only thing I'd be good at is Human Resources or an HR position, but I don't know if you need experience to do that. I'm pretty sure I could find an entry level HR position with some company, I figured HR positions pay pretty well.
>>29442114
you're right, these dumb slaves could be paid the same amount for 3 hours of PRODUCTIVE work a day then go home to be with their families(which they dont have either, also by Satanic design).
Instead they are kept in shackles in order to prevent them from thinking too much, unless they see their own wretchedness.
>>29436476
It's not worth it. I'm working in an office right now, it's absolutely awful. Everybody is a reddit-tier scumfuck and my boss treats me like shit. My computer screen is also constantly watched by my boss, so no browsing 4chan for me.
>>29438058
and your life is not meaningless?
not only it is meaningless, it is also full of misery and wretchedness despite you trying to CONvince yourself otherwise.
ok i'm done here, i hate this site and i hate reading all this braindead garbage coming from these zombies.
i'm off.
>>29435360
Jokes on you neetbro I'm suffering at home with food poisoning.....oh wait fuck
Srsly I'm going insane I want to go back to work
>>29435360
Got a bunch of blisters yesterday from collecting trolleys for basically my entire shift
>have a full day of collecting trolleys today
>>29441361
hello polish immigrant
>>29438931
You live in a car
Kek
>>29435535
Don't worry, only 3 more days until the weekend!
Wagecuck here. Honestly the only good parts about my job is looking at the super hot sluts wearing small booty shorts with ass hanging out and the camaraderie I get with my co-workers. Everything else is just depressing.
>>29438133
>sex
GET OUT YOU FUCKING WHORE ENABLER!
>>29439081
Jokes one you, I'm always asleep when people come knocking.
>>29441726
Shit, so you're one of them. You are one of reasons the office atmosphere is fucking terrible.
It's called sharing positive energy, faggot. Get on with the program and stop ruining other peoples' days.
>>29444178
I don't like new people.
>>29441582
What makes you think he's a phony?
>>29444895
I can tell from having seen many smugposts in my time
>tfw i was slaving hard at the time this post was made
The worst part of most jobs is having to listen to some normie coworker rambling on about shit you couldn't care less about. Are these morons really oblivious to the fact nobody gives a shit about their crap? Holy fuck.
Death to normies.
>>29444945
Is it the image hash or the guy saying he loves wagecuck or something else?
>>29445345
They're in their own little autistic world.
