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K I'm leaving this shit place. and other shitty 4chan places (anywhere except wg and w).

The stupidity has been rubbing off on me and whenever I wake up I realize how fucking stupid I was even considering that your dumbasses were right about anything you backed up with buzzwords.

I do feel, however, that I owe some of you some important answers since you have been sharing reaction images and life advice at times.

AMA,
Leaving you in one hour
>inb4 see you tomorrow
kys tomorrow
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Bump with the only non-cancer 4chan content shared.
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it feels liberating... knowing that I am getting away with doing nothing...
Kind of like getting the exam questions you predicted and studied for...
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>>29435351
>AMA

Why are you such a cunt?
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>>29435491
Because I have trust issues, and people tend not to be very smart about being friendly so I end up thinking they are just using me...
I'm working on this but, well, I answered your question : )
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One topic that I have always wanted to discuss is pedophilia.

It is objectively true that there is nothing wrong with being a pedophile, since you are not molesting - but just happy about the thought of being able to form a relationship with a minor.

Child molesters deserve a lot of bad stuff (let us leave it at that) but pedophiles are getting too much shit.

To fellow curious pedos out there: supporting Cheese Pizza is supporting child molesting because children can not consent to sex, let alone to sex in front of a camera.

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Oh life.... Taking steps is supposed to be hard, but it is just becoming more and more comforting - knowing that I am moving in the right direction.

There is literally a thread on comparing schlongs that is more popular... Leaving this place really is the healthy choice.
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On the topic of politics, I must say, you have been exercising my tolerance for bullshit arguments greatly.

It is actually funny to think back to the minutes wasted on telling people how small their worlds are... Almost as if I had been talking to children.
>cuck
>faggot
>normie
>stacy
>robot
>autist
Without these labels, r9k would be /soc/.
Don't believe me? Try visiting there and compare with this "robots' fortress of solitude."

Insecure people talking about why they are lonely 2 hours a day before their loving mothers feed them, and their female friends drool over them.

I'm happy for you, but not jealous. Curious feeling, to be honest...
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>>29435351
Where are you going to go next?
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Women.

Ooh I would love to have a person to talk to whose voice would soothe me, whose smile would melt my insides into jelly; and whose smell would shut my busy brain off for as long as she'd want.

But this is no longer a desire of many...

Intercourse, Blowjobs, "barebacking"... These are the things "we" want today....

It has even gotten to the point where people prefer exotic pornography JUST because they dare not enjoy the basics. The female form.

Oh society; if I could hate, I would.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWWKSCIgrGQ

>>29435759
I am going nowhere; just changing my prioritizing.

Helping anons is a good thing, but there are better things I could be doing. You obviously do not like me, and forcing my help would be stupid since you can just look away if it becomes too real.

I'll probably hone my skills, social ones to be specific, and find new ways of contributing to society. Like studying for a good job, or starting a blog. Who knows.

Thanks for asking :)
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Race, height, size, deformity.

Never have I felt as short as I did when I realized my elder - a person who had lived so many, many of my lifetimes; was "short" and I still was the "taller".

>Penis size
haha, unless we are talking incapability to reproduce, which I doubt, there is no problem a literal dildo wouldn't solve.
People insecure about this are biting their own tails. Small penis -> Women won't like me.
Aha....

>Race
Melanin in your skin makes you SOO different dude. You should feel bad. ecksdee

>Deformity
Google women with and without makeup.
Then google famous men and look for "deformities". People are willing to overlook if you are a good and healthy person...

If you look ugly it is because you behave like you are. Smile and walk with your chin up, and good things will overshadow your "large nose" or w/e.

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>>29435351
See you tomorrow mate
You have nowhere to go
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>I don't know what to do

Incorrect. You know about what you want to do - you just haven't decided which of the many paths your wonderful mind has laid before you to choose.
You are afraid, because choosing one will put you somewhere you have never been.

Predicting the future is hard. But letting the future - your "faith" control you is even harder.

Pick a step and stick to it!

You CAN. Not because I am trying to make you do it, not because "anything is possible" but because you KNOW this path is. Learning that language is EASY. Ignoring bad comments IS EASY.

Freedom defeated communism and dictatorship.
What makes you think history will change and being a slave will be better than choosing your own direction?

>>29435984
Good question; now kys.
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See you tomorrow, unless you are getting payed shekels to shill somewhere else now.
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>>29435351
Lmao thats your own fault for taking anything said in this place seriously.
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>>29436016
fate* woops.

>>29436018
thanks for the bump, albeit late tho.

>>29436021
being serious is not a bad thing :) Thanks for the bump.


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This is you OP, you are a weak man.
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I'd say fear is the greatest problem you have here.

But I'm out of time now, so I'll share a quick solution (that is definitely not enough):
Smile, and say: "I'm going to think about this."
And the moment thinking about it becomes easy, smile and say:
"I am going to try this, and if I ever doubt myself; I will think some more".

You will manage...

>>29436110
Ah, ancient philosophers.
They always leave out the "problem" of their observations...

Let me try: "They work and they work and they work, then, they put the hammer down; wipe the sweat of their faces, and work and work."

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See you next month

Hhhj
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Empty ears are always heavier than filled ones.
Hear what you need to know, and seek the knowledge of the path before you. Without knowledge, there is only fear.

Have a nice day and thanks for your contributions to my thread!
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>>29436149

This isn't ancient philosophy, it's a common behaviour, or just reflex by weak people. and if you can't observe the problem and irony here then that's not really surprising.
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>>29436204

>never read nietzche in his life
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>>29436195
Haha fuckin got you didn't i, there's no way i could leave this website, i was just checking to see whether or not you guys would tell me to stay or whatever. Anyway I'm going to sleep now. Kys you bunch of gullible fucks

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What argument did you get BTFO'd in this time?
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>>29435351
If you came to this board expecting answers, such a fool you must be. This is a tomb where words of gut twisting hatred, soul crushing loss, and mind numbing solitude echo; we are here to release what the world has bestowed, not absorb it.

This place, to which some call home, is an instrument of emotional vivisection; a tool to remove the leeches named despair and self-malice which society had afflicted those they deemed a lesser.

To prosper here, one must learn balance by relishing in the disdain of those who post revilement, all the while purging cancerous thoughts that plague the heart. The touchless miserables here are not bound by this physical plane, but materialize through posts of written language behind the mask of anonymity. Make use of these robot readers so others may share your misery; articulate the burden of your weathered spirit who knows not the warmth and joy of an amorous bond.

Then learn to laugh along with the nihilists, gluttons, and the cursed; banter with the villains, the whores, the sick and perverse. In this dark cornet of the interwebs, they are your cruel companions, your cohorts of self depravity; all bonded together as faceless rejects who world has forsaken.

So go and run, Opie, leave our secret club. You may yet have a chance to escape untainted from the emotive parasites which thrive in this board. May you never know the bedevilment which captivates us; the vexation of memetic imagery arousing mans most primitive sins. For I am envious, Opie, my path led to damnation. Forsaken was I, a worthless cretin; condemned to bear witness to the fleeting years of my priceless youth fade and my aging vessel begin to rot. It is this board imprisons me; fated to decay slowly, bickering among the other wretches trapped in the cyberspace cafe for the socially aborted.
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>>29436294
Wew, you sure pulled one over on us! Someone screencap this brilliant ruse!
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