What is the best ass you have ever seen /r9k/?
>be me
>be in high school few years back
>be bi
>hang out with hot guys pretending to be strait
>hang out with hot girls pretending to be gay
>one rich french girl who's dad married an Italian supermodel
>she's got her booty, and its phat
>watched her ass so much I could tell you stories for days
pic related, its her. I got more pics and stories if you wantMade this thread a few days ago but I had to leave early so I wanna do it again
>>29435114
>tfw you'll never get to sniff and lick a pretty girl's perfect ass
WHY IS LIFE SO FUCKING UNFAIR?
>>29435114
thanks for posting pics m9, i fapped heartily
>>29435161
That ass is disproportional and fucking disgusting, looks like an implant or something out of a cartoon, just sticking out like that.
>>29435221
t. homo
>>29435282
t. nigger baboon
>>29435330
>implying you don't want to bend her over, spread her ass cheeks, and insert your nose and tongue into her asshole
stay pleb, my man
>>29435114
Post the feckin picks matey
>>29435342
Maybe I will, but it certainly isn't good looking or an example of a good ass.
>>29435161
anything for a fellow robot
>>29435342
Thats kind of strange tho
>>29435348
They are already archived currently, I copy and pasted the post text but here is another one
Get over the girl I know, what is the best ass YOU have seen?
>>29435369
>Thats kind of strange tho
What's strange about it? What are you, a faggot?
>>29435369
Very nice ass, oregano
>>29435114
how old is she in this picture
is it safe for me to fap away to her
>>29435355
>it certainly isn't good looking or an example of a good ass
end your life immediately
>>29435402
I doubt the FBI is watching your dick in particular at this moment anon.
>>29435443
t. FBI agent
>>29435402
I don't know exact age but its over consent so yeah
I really want to hear /r9k/'s good booty stories so I'll share one of mine from the old thread
So one time I was just hanging around with her and my other girl-friends at my house and we decided to jump in my pool. Well it was a bad idea as we had to immediately change afterwords since clothes were getting annoying. Well, I ended up giving some of my sister's clothes to my friends. We had some of her older clothes too so they fit some of the tinier girls. Butt there was one BIG problem, that being big booty Judy over here had such a big ass it wouldn't fit over any of the god damn pants. Even unbuttoned, the jeans just would not budge. I had the BEST job ever to struggle these pants over her ass and, by how difficult it was, I was more frustrated than anything. Eventually, we found leggings that we managed to squeeze all that juiciness into, and she complained it was too tight. Well, apparently it was, since when she took a step the legging ripped from the thigh down.
>>29435384
>implying faggots don't like asses
Wew lad
Semi related. I might fuck pic related next week. She coming to my city and doing half hour for $500
I dont know if it will follow through though. Im still going through screening and I dont have a job just and internship with no extention so she might not take me
My current GF's.
I'm seriously thinking of proposing to her.
>>29435532
forgot pic. It's kiara mia.
>>29435532
LOL SHE'S INVISIBLE (BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE HER, YOU DIDN'T POST A PIC LOL)
>>29435539
Op here, how big/nice is it?
From the old thread:
Well, for starters it was large enough to not hide. If she wore loose clothing it would still show. And even in jeans, the tightest she could find, you would still see it jiggle. Her waist was small enough that all her pants had to be really small, and her butt was so big that her jeans always were loose around her waistline, yet tight as fuck around her ass. You know those loose pajama type pants? When she wore them she made them look like leggings because her butt stretched them out so much, and she bought it for the size of her waist.
>>29435563
man she is perfect. What kind of bf she got?
>>29435541
fake asses look fucking terrible
>>29435604
Some 10/10, and don't worry r9k, he is white
>tfw no new booty stories
Common /r9k/
>be me
Stopped reading right here
>>29435563
It s not really big but it has a perfect shape.
it has a "proper life". I mean, when it is grinding my dick, even through clothes it is hard not to cum. My GF could totally be a twerking youtube star, but she knows how to keep it for inside the bedroom, that's why I love her (and her ass)
>>29435632
That's cause when fake asses are good you can't tell if its fake, good genes, or amazing effort
>>29435660
its an easy intro, and we know you read it
>pic related, Ciera Rogers is just fat around the thighs
>>29435671
here it is.
I think i'm right, what do you think bros ?
Link to tge old archive thread
>>29435763
Oh look, it's the MySpace angle of ass pics
Try again roastie
>>29435673
..Is that supposed to be a good ass? it's fucking disgusting with its wobbly shape. Jesus Christ this thread is full of plebs.
>>29435763
I think you're a fucking normie
>>29435793
Try a reverse search image and tell me if it is not OC.
>>29435827
The point of myspace angles is that it is meant to make ugly girls look hot
>>29435868
it is a fucking ass pick in case you didn't notice
>>29435882
Myspace angles make anything look better, but yeah your pic isn't a myspace angle, in face from that view most asses look worsebut its still pretty nice so
my friends gf
>never saw her show her body off
>she's only like 115lbs, doesn't show her body off
>go to beach
>she's wearing a g-string
>realize how amazing her ass-to-waist ratio is
>booty smooth as fuck, no cellulite or stretch marks, perfect size and shape
she's flatchested as fuckbut that ass
My mom's, I won't lie.
This girl in my uni sailing class
In the last class my normie postgrad friend said "yo, I just have to get this out. You know -name-, yeah well her ass is just absolutely fucking INSANE
And indeed, she had an ass out of this world. Obviously always wore the tightest leggings, too. We almost had one of the boats capsize because they were staring at her unholy butt instead of paying attention. Not even kidding.
>>29436437
how small was the boat kek
>>29436290
this guy
>>29436753
Tiny dinghies that capsize if you stare at them the wrong way. Next semester we ride keelboats.
>>29437230
>tfw live in Florida for whole life
>tfw only boated once
At least we have great asses here.
Which reminds me about a girl I knew who had an ass a lot like OP's girl, couldn't hide it.
>tfw had cross country together
>tfw she fell on me once in practice and I almost died, still worth though
>>29435563
If I amount to anything in my life, I'll marry this type of 10/10 qt
>>29437308
Its gonna be hard to convince her that you can manage all that ass. You think you could do it?
>>29437381
Ohh fuck man, you're killing me.
>>29437403
Is it because of the pics or the writing
>>29435342
>being such a beta cuck that you eat asshole
You can't make this shit up
>>29435161
>>29435369
probably looks flat as hell outside that dress though
>>29437643
No, I have seen it out of its underwear many times, slapped it, and grabbed it once too. It is Truly a phat ass. Jiggle consistency and all.
right here
>>29436098
would stick myoriginal peepee
in it
>>29437664
>No, I have seen it out of its underwear many times, slapped it, and grabbed it once too. It is Truly a phat ass. Jiggle consistency and all.
get off of /r9k/ right now
>>29435460
>tfw youll never get a cute gf with a big phat ass that sits on your face every night
>tfw youll never spoon her big butt while cuddling in bed and get a chub
life is suffering.
>>29437497
The pics man you got anymore like >>29435563
this
>>29437694
Bruh, its because I pretended to be gay and I was her friend. I am a level 100 robot
>>29437784
>Bruh, its because I pretended to be gay
Why the fuck would you ever do that, turbocuck? Holy shit.
Bet she beat the fuck out of you when she found out the truth.
>>29438078
She never found out. She was way out of my league, but i got to play with her ass and se her practically naked. I think I won.
>>29437733
She barely used facebook... Only pics with her booty in them, or even her face pretty much. All just other random pics of random things relevant to her life. Unfortunate, but I have my memories
>>29438171
why'd you stop being friends then? and that pic is photoshopped.
>>29438249
Grew apart, different colleges
this pic isn't photoshopped
>>29438295
How long ago was this, turbocuck?
>>29435114
THICC puerto rican/black girl that used to rub her ass against me while squeezing through the desk aisle
>>29438403
Damn that one is the best, I can imagine having such a big ass she had to squeeze through and ended up touching you just because it was so voluptuous
>>29438395
Like 3-5 years ago last time I saw her in swimwear, we grew apart slowly though.
>>29438462
If that's the case, turbocuck, then you didn't win. You pretended to be gay to touch a girl's ass. Do you know how pathetic that is? And you're still hung up over her 5 years later. She's probably getting anally fucked every other day now. And you're posting on /r9k/.
>>29438403
Get off of /r9k/ right fucking now.
>>29438533
Yeah I guess it was pretty bad, but highschool means nothing. Did love to see her leave though
Bump for more ass stories
>>29435153
Why would you lick someone's shitter?
>>29435114
>the best ass you have ever seen
That would be CIAss.
