WHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY FROM ME
>>29435019
roastie whore worship thread
dont reply
>>29435019
because you look like something that crawled out of the dark depths of the ocean.
I don't know if I'm more thankful that I'm not so pathetic to fall in love with random retarded girls on the internet or if I'm more thankful I don't have such shit taste in girls
>>29435019
Because she is across the sea.
I WONDER WHAT CLOTHES YOU WEAR TO SCHOOL
>>29435126
>dat adams apple
0_o
>>29435019
>>29435126
She looks like a murderer
I WONDER HOW YOU DECORATE YOUR ROOM
oh wow those eyes haha XD just liek my mongolian slideshows AHAHA :D:D:D:DXDxd omg i wanna fuckin fuck!!1 but at least shes a gf! LOL
>>29435019
What do you call a waifu thats 3D? She's that.
>>29435019
How does it feel that Chad fucks this girl while she pretends to be cute and innocent for him
>>29435446
>Chad
You mean Peter
>>29435581
>firmly grasp it
374
she's real cute look.
especially the nose.
>>29435641
oh wow. I've seen that picture on /co/ Creepy Susie threads but I never made the connection that it was her.
>>29435581
Whoever that piece is slamming at the moment. Girls know they can get away with it
Keep on singing, OP.
One of Weezer's greatest tracks, good pick.
Can you imagine if this person was born male? Their life would be living hell. Short, weak, skinny with bug eyes most likely.
Is she a virgin though OP?
>>29436601
I think she would be more popular
DON'T STAND SO
DON'T STAND SO
DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO MEEEEE!
>>29436651
She's cute but she doesn't have that certain something that creepychan had to get a meme following.
OP you have to tell us if she's a virgin so I can decide if I should like her or not.
PLS deliver
>>29436677
I'm still mad she lost twice on America's Next Top Model.
>>29436663
I BURN EVERYTIME THAT I'M CLOSE TO YOU
>>29435051
I'm pretty pathetic. I got a qt practice girlfriend who masturbates with me over skype but she lives 150 miles away from me. I think I'm falling for her and I want to detach.
>>29435019
Holy shit I swiped left to this girl on Tinder yesterday.
Her profile was incredibly creepy, having her last one as a doll.
She described on her profile how she smoked weed with her hippie parents and her love for the classics.
>>29437552
MAYBE TONIGHT
SAISOKU NO TENSHIoriginal
DAKISHIMETEMO SURI NUKERU YO
>>29436757
She is a virgin good sir. She made this.
>>29438522
You shouldn't have posted this here, she didn't post it on r9k for a reason
>>29437633
she has said all dating profiles with her pictures are fake so it was a catfish
>>29437633
i dont think she smokes weed
>>29438522
>favorite country
>romania
Instantly dropped.
>>29437633
where do you live? oregano
>ywn cuddle with crispy
why even live?
>>29439154
What are gonna do about it faggot?
>>29438522
>>29439154
I agree why do you feel the need to reproduce and rebroadcast every fucking little piece of info she puts out there about herself
Stop making threads with her pics you dumb normalfags. IT's like you want normals to orbit her.
>mfw white tall hispanic
>I will never breed master race children with her to rule over the post second civil war US
>>29442413
>white tall hispanic
sorry bro 5'8 aint tall
>>29442309
>normalfags
normalfags have gfs which keeps them from waifuing beautiful girls like crispy.
normals dont spend all their time on Chinese gardening websites
Katya is her waifu
I dont know if I can oribit crispy anymore knowing that slav abomination katya is her waifu
im so conflicted now
>>29442439
sorry bro 6'0 is tall
>>29442716
you can help her change her ways, don't give up
>>29436651
>>29442309
She cant be older than 15 or 16. Is obsessing over under age girls openly like the new thing here.
>>29442255
You her bodyguard or something?
>>29443108
crispy is 18
how can you not be hypnotized by her?
>>29443161
What the hell expression is this?
"Theres a prowler sneaking in my window"?
>>29443108
>r9k is into pedo shit how can this be!
>>29435126
she's graduated already, bud.
>>29435172
She might be into south park, not sure though...
>>29444495
she is a big fan but didn't like the last season so much, shecan wait for the new game. i take this from a rabb.it answer
>>29435172
I WONDER HOW YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AND CURSE MYSELF FOR BEING ACROSS THE SEA
>>29435019
Still waiting for her to bust out the R. Dorothy cosplay
>>29438522
buying into the innocent virgin image she's trying to cultivate?
>kok
>>29444961
thats a comfy pepe can I save it in my happy pepes folder?
>>29444961
She is pure as black snow
>>29445123
she looks like she never gets enough sleep
>>29445193
compulsive masturbation does that.
>>29445193
Because she is up late on 4chan every night shitposting about spiderman and russian waifus
>>29445109
feel free oregano
>>29435019
what's her Instagram name
>>29445286
Its alterhacker good sir
>>29445394
Ok she is now my new fav waifu
>>29445892
Same here... something about her is so entrancing.
>>29435019
I think Crispy exhibits some telltale signs of a histrionic personality. She seems to have a high need for attention, and the constant praise she gets from her orbiters probably maintains her own self image because in reality she has none or very few actual relationships with real people save for her family. She seems to be very easily influenced by the passing comments of others, and appears to be very trusting of people she meets online, which is maybe why she gets so discouraged or affected by negative comments. Her continuous longing for appreciation may lead her to use the people who adore and care for her so she can maintain a good feeling about herself. This persistent quasi-manipulative behavior probably leaves her feeling very vulnerable to making rash decisions and perhaps makes her overly dramatic and emotional. It's worrying because she may find online relationships to be more intimate than they actually are, which is extremely unhealthy for her.
Of course I may very well be (and probably am) totally wrong about all of this, i'm only some faggot from a Mongolian horse trading forum after all, but this is what I have gathered thus far from reading her posts and tweets. Honestly I think it makes her even more attractive however, that she appears to be somewhat over emotional and clingy and vulnerable. She seems like a genuinely kind person though, so I hope everything works out for her.
Whoa! Who's the new guy?
>>29446029
So basically she is like every other teenage girl on the planet.
I WANT TO MARRY CRISPY-CHAN
HOW DO I INTO CRISPY?!?! I want to make her feel safe and happy and we can do cute goth things together
>>29446229
learn spanish so you can mingle with her family, that would be your top priority, leave your porn habits and your trump memes behind.
>>29446229
> you will never whisper something into that adorable ear of hers that makes her giggle
>>29446229
Where does she live?
Shut the fuck up robot, this is an original post.
>>29446297
new york i think
>tfw I have some rare crispies
>>29446397
she had cute hair
>>29443108
Oh my God she's under the age of 18??
That is SICK
Everyone knows that people only awaken sexually the moment they turn 18 and before that they are devoid of any sexuality or libido themselves .
God people who find 15 or 16 year old teenagers who can look just as attractive as 18 year olds and who have sexual desires and feelings just like 18 year olds do are total freaks of nature
>>29446469
Judging by how triggered you are, i'd say you are a proud pedophile.
>>29443108
please leave
oreagno mr roboto
>>29446029
I think the earlier parts are very correct but I think the only online relationship she would be vulnerable to is one from tinder or some other place where he knows nothing about her attention whoring beforehand
>>29443108
>>29446469
the rwo are equally dense, she is 19 yearld old, fuck off
>>29446469
go to bed anxiety war
>>29446517
she puts too much trust in people, she genuinely seems to believe no one she talks to could or would do anything to harm her which is what makes her vulnerable
>>29446505
I've proudly fucked a 16 year old off tinder and I'm 25.
Cry about it, redditfag
And yes she was tighter than most college-age women ;)
>>29446536
she is actually 18, just graduated high school
>>29446553
Alright but I doubt she would fall for a person she knew to be her fan
>tfw im starting to dig crispy's sister
>>29438522
Two good things on the entire sheet.
Dropped
>>29446692
what things? i see plenty. not everything is good but its not terrible taste
>>29446792
One band and one game series and that's it
>>29446869
south park, moral orel, ed ed and eddy and perfect blue are good. i don't know about everything else
>>29438522
The drawing of herself from 5 years ago is pretty accurate lol
>tfw no qt tomboy crispy gf
>>29446907
>south park
>good
Yes, if you have the intellect of a fucking insect.
I cant understand how people find that brainless bullshit funny in the least bit.
>>29446918
tfw no long hair crispy gf
>>29446229
Unless you moonlight as spider-man, forget it homeslice
>>29447129
What's with her and spiderman anyway. Her twitter is full of that stuff
>>29447284
Spiderman is Crispy's husbando
>>29447284
she actually read a lot of spidey comics, amazing right?
>>29435019
That post just awoke a feel in me that I have long hidden. I guess I'll share to whoever it might interest.
>8th grade
>Keyboarding class
>Fucked around with my only friend a lot
>Black girl that sat next to us liked me, she was an 8/10 and wound up going to prom with Chad just so you get an idea of how hot she was
>I was an awkward kid and always managed to talk to the girl by playing off of my friend
>One day my friend isn't there
>Usually we're all joking around all day
>I am dead silent that day
>"You're so quiet." she said
>"Haha, y-yeah and you're so cute."
>Immediately realize what I said after
>She did like me, so if I'd have said that with confidence and not acted like an autist it would have been an opportunity to ask her out
>Spent the rest of class trying to backpedal
>"You know, I didn't mean what I said earlier. Haha."
>"You didn't? Oh, ok."
>Once again know I fucked up immediately
>Just wanted to get out of there
>Our relationship never recovered
>>29435446
>>29435581
>Chad?
>Peter?
Nope
Senorita Cristine prefers Jose
>>29447427
he was talking about peter parker, shes obsessed with him
>>29447284
Cause spider man is best god damn hero that's what.
>>29443108
>Is obsessing over under age girls openly like the new thing here?
>implying its a new thing
The only new thing here is you. /r9k/ never grew up past high school, that's why everyone wants a qt virgin and if a girl isn't a virgin she's a useless slut.tfw missed out on teenage drinking, sex, and friends.
>>29435019
I want to give her a piggyback ride
I thought she was closer to 5'4 or something
I just went and measured out 4'11 and put it next to myself standing up now I feel dirty as shit semi-sexualizing her. But she is legal I guess so maybe its just me. Still cute though.
>>29447024
who the fuck
this is the cutest face ive seen in my life
>>29446080
This looks like a wincest image macro.
Someone pls shop cum on her
>>29447618
its an old picture of crispy, she had long hair and squinted her eyes
>>29447638
yuck yucky
>>29447625
I second this, and add cringey wincest text
>>29447638
>squinted her eyes
or maybe thats how she actually is normally its just now she opens her eye lids so wide they practically pop out of her head
>>29447730
No that's her actual eyes, look at all her childhood pictures
>>29447024
Wow she's even more beautiful
>>29447790
>look at all her childhood pictures
>all her childhood pictures
>all
Careful, you are exposing your power level here familam. I shudder to think how big and extensive your folder of this girl is that you have a collection of photos of when she was a child.
>>29447826
She posts them on twitter senpai
>>29447730
She looks totally different in every pic. Here she looks Asian. Wtf.
>>29435033
But that's not evalion/elegon/veronica
>>29447910
I think that's what she was trying to do. Its an old photo
>>29447910
I've noticed too
Here she looks like the 25 year old library employee with too many cats that lives in apartment 3c down the hall
>>29447998
she looks qt in that photo, how old is it?
>>29447998
She doesn't look perfect there, that's strange. I was pretty sure she was perfect
>>29448074
she posted it saying it was an awkward picture, 3D waifus have their flaws
>>29448074
She does look perfect you miserable retard
>>29448108
retard
>>29448140
Calm down, she's human
>>29448108
How do you remember what she says about the pics
Maybe you are too into this
o_o
>>29448168
because I also think it looks awkward so when I first looked at it I agreed with her comment
>>29448108
>flaws
>crispy
Scary I could've sworn she was actually perfect. Well at least I know she's a human now.
>>29448108
>>29448166
Why do these pictures have dates for filenames.
Shit is getting creepy.
>>29448166
How many Raven images did she take?
It seems like not enough.
>>29448208
i got them from a megalink, they were named like that by a /b/tard
https://mega.nz/#F!cR5mmB5Z!sIfD77xMpemRwiG9sK8uAQ
>>29448237
Yeah this isnt helping now its just creepier this exists and you guys frequent it.
>>29448233
I think that's all of them
>>29448259
where do you think you are fucko? This is normal robot behavior.
>>29448259
>its just creepier
>creepy
No way in hell this is the creepiest thing on 4chan. Have you seen the train board?
>>29448391
>everyone around me is mentally ill so it must be normal
>>29448410
now you understand r9k
>>29448410
What would do with these pictures then? Not save them somewhere? Leave them to one day be lost in time?
>>29448550
Seeing as how I don't get worked up by some attention seeking internet princess and her male groupies, I look at the pictures and move on. I don't feel the need to save them in a giant folder of worship, and I'ts not a good thing for you to do to be honest. You tend to become obsessive and delusional...
>>29448636
What are you doing in this thread?
>>29448770
Fuck that, what is he doing on this board?
What part of the US does she live in?
>>29448824
What is he doing on this earth?
>>29448944
She lives in a castle in romania
>>29448944
my heart ol sport
>>29448991
>>29449167
yeah nice clever, I was just wondering because it would help me discern her ethnicity a little.
>>29449195
shes a European Mexican
>tfw she's coming to NY for school
Not like it matters though, I never leave my home.
>>29449232
ah ok I see that
>>29449195
not sure but she lives in usa and i think shes from mexico
>>29449265
she lives in san diego and is moving to new york
>>29449232
deport that slut
>>29449232
>>29449254
>>29449310
Theres a big difference between aboriginal Mexicans (basically native Americans) and the descendants of Spanish conquerors, which is what she is
>>29449310
>deport that slut
I'm surprised this was an original comment.
>>29435019
>you will never hear her voice
>you will never hear her breathe
>you will never be in the same room as her
>even if you are you probably wouldn't talk to her and she wouldn't even look at you
True suffering.
>>29450195
you probably wouldnt recognize her even if you saw her irl
>>29450270
Probly this.
Your mental image of her is probly so different than actual reality, your mind would struggle to make the connection
>>29450270
anons have recognized her in real life already which is kind of creepy
>tfw not the youngest of three sisters and be a meme girl on a chinese watersports appreciation site
>>29450270
>you probably wouldnt recognize her even if you saw her irl
She's 4'11. She is a goth looking qt wearing a dress and boots or leggings I think she'd stick out quite a bit
>>29450569
she's supposed to be 4'11. so how short are her family?
>>29450780
She's wearing heels, she's shorter than her sisters
![danzig_skull_ab_sm2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jm8bLfG.jpg "danzig_skull_ab_sm2[1].jpg")
>>29438522
>lists top albums, doesn't put favorite music
>watches anime and moral orel
>says she drinks
>doesn't put porn down
>favorite superhero is Spiderman
>ideal partner is Peter Parker
Jesus fucking Christ, this chick sucks.
>>29450940
she didn't say she drinks though, that's just a picture of poison
>>29450863
her family still has to be tiny
>>29450940
>doesn't like Moral Orel
What's it like being a tasteless shit
>>29450940
Moral Orel is great, especially the third season
>>29451090
>>29451103
I meant to say
>she watches anime and moral orel and doesn't list favorite porn
This is now a music thread anyway, because this shits autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokTE-njLRA
>>29450940
>>29451139
>tripfag thinks his opinions about others matter
You suck.
>>29450940
i dont think many regular 18 year old girls watch hardcore porn for fun
>>29451189
Noice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSrmSKglkWw
>>29438522
>>29450940
>>29451202
achstuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally she's a fujoshi weaboo
>>29451273
she sent that as a joke
>>29451352
lol yeah thats what she said, saving face like any female
>>29451273
>fujoshi weaboo
Holy shit, speak English mother fucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krIsjSeQljE
>>29446297
>>29446365
San Diego, CA
>>29447457
Until she becomes obsessed with DaQuan and all of his banging Homies
>>29443108
Are you implying you wouldn't fuck her if she offered?
AM I KAWAII UGUUUUUU
HEHEHEE
>>29451443
That's a few minutes away from me
>>29451550
wow dude you are practically engaged to marry her
>>29446559
B R A V E R Y
R
A
V
E
R
Y
>>29446559
Savage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUqXbSpyrwA
>>29451202
No, they're too busy starring in it.
>>29451606
>>29451694
oh look the tripfaggots are shitting up this thread, what a surprise.
>>29451716
DROWNING AT THE BOTTOM, OF A FUCKING, WEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnHb-ioJ1oI
>>29435019
Why is she such a cutie?
>>29451882
Because she angles the camera at the perfect position and probably takes 200 pics just to get one really good perfect shot for you to kill yourself over
>>29451775
I rest my case originally.
>>29451904
She tries so hard ;_;
>>29451904
what a nice girl, trying to help me finally kill myself
>>29450780
does that mean she would go out with a manlet like me? (5'8)
>>29451443
I live there, too bad I dont care about this girl :)
>>29453079
If you can crawl walls and sling webs, yes.
>>29453146
then why did you waste time opening the thread and reading the posts?
>>29435019
This shit's stupid as fuck, but i'd pay money to see her drop acid or smoke meth and watch her pupils explode n' completly absorb her iris's. She'd look spun as a motherfucker.
>>29453419
You're wrong once again anon :)
>>29451443
All the girls who can't make it in LA go to San Diego. Guess it still stands true.
>>29453550
LA is an over populated dirty shithole though
I'd rather live in SD tb.h. fa.m
>>29453550
she's moving to New York in a few months
>>29453702
Now a different group of losers can post about how they live in new york as well and could be friends with her in real life even though there are 8.5 million people in new york
her shooped eyes are so fucking ugly
>>29455322
>bumping the last thread on page 9 just to post a hollow insult
Kill yourself faggot
>>29435040
>ocean
>not sea
Jesus christ anon.
