ITT: Red flags for boys (objective truth edition)
>he has the virgin vibe
>he's under 6'
>he drinks black coffee
>he's the perfect size
>he weighs over 400lbs
>he vapes
>he orbits Erica
>he calls his ex up and begs her to take him back
>>29433292
>>29433306
>>29433317
Keep em coming ladies and gents
>he has the virgin walk
>he's a NEET
>no accent
>deadeyes
>he has a meme gf
>he plays healers
>>29433365
DELETE THIS10510
>he doesn't have an anime girl folder
>>29433370
>Not playing double Lucio
It's like you want to lose.
>he isn't android 17
>he refuses to admit he needs to be the girl and start transitioning
>>29433382
>implying 1 lucio 1 mercy isn't the ideal
>he can't move on from his fat, cutter ex
>he calls gay people trannies
>>29433317
wait what..
this is a bad thing? fug
>>29433370
>only plays dps, in any game
>>29433350
What's an Erica? Is that some manic pixie equivalent of Stacey? I've been away from the robot for a while.
>>29433350
>over 400
Your standards are so low they're digging through the ground to the center of the earth. Soon magma will start spewing out of the core through the hole made by your standards, and your standards will just keep digging themselves lower until they're actually going higher on the other side of the earth unknowingly, and you'll only be attracted to the prettiest asian ladyboys.
>It's a "Ghost can't take the heat so he leaves the kitchen" episode
>He doesn't have the ability to articulate an original theory of consciousness
>>29433353
>accent
?????
>>29433317
wh-what?
i dont like sugar or milk...