Are you happy about your penis size robots?
I have an extreme case of grower-not-a-shower and it can make me self-conscious. Looks like a micro-penis flaccid, but it's average size erect. Gotta get erect as fast as possible if I get with a girl.
Who else here /retractilepenis/?
>>29433219
Sure. It's normal-sized (6'5" when erect), and it's not like I've ever used it on a girl so there's not much to be self-conscious about. Also, everyone saw my dick one time at lunch back in HS and none of my friends said it was small so I guess I'm ok.
I dont know i'm not that happy since a few days. My friend told me he had a big one (i always knew, cause saw him naked and he has that "everything on him is long" body). But i dont know why it bothers me...
>>29433449
ALso. Probably would be even worse if I had to shower with other guys like in prison or something. My options would be boner or micro-penis. I managed to avoid prison so far though thankfully.
>>29433529
It's six feet, five inches erect?
lol easy. Infact I'm considering getting surgery because it is to long and bend.
No I am not
adrgh
>>29433529
>>29433557
Lol, I meant 6.5 inches. If my dick was 6 feet, 5 inches, I think I would have my own reality tv show or something.
>it's a "robots lie about their penis size on an anonymous message board" episode
the only thing that matters in a dick is whther it is feminine
>tfw less than 5 inches
Yes I am OK with it because my female friend said it doesn't matter unless you are less than 4 inches. And it shouldn't be too big because it hurts them if it's too big
8.5 long
5 inches thick
Last girl i fucked crossed her eyes.
>>29434180
When people post something like this do they actually think others will believe them?
I used to think it was small and terrible. Had a serious case of delusions from too much porn when I was younger. After I got a little older though I came to realize it's not actually small, just not really big. Slightly longer than average, and fat. I'm happy with that.
>>29433219
Pretty muchStill a kisless virgin
>>29433682
Hey, we're dick buddies!
>>29433557
yes it is. u jelly? i also faint when i get a boner.
>>29433219
I measured my dick, but I feel like it isn't the correct size I measured. It just feels so... Wimpy.
5-5.5 inches
4 inch lenght
3 inch circumfurence
hard
what do you think, anon?
>>29433827
You wish nerd
Having a really thick dick is actually a hassle. Sure, the woman you fuck enjoys it. But you always have to bring your own condoms since normal ones just don't fight. Also, depending on how tight the girl is, it can hurt.
>>29433219
18 cm of love babaaay
Im k
Still KV. Probably gonna kill myself this summer so I guess no one will ever know.
>>29433219
FUCKKKKKKKKKK oregano oragami
