>It's a parents ask why I don't have a gf yet episode
Can't they tell I love cock? I try to make it obvious by being really flamboyant around them.
>>29433030
they're probably trying to bait that fact out of you then dummy
Don't tell them, show them. Maybe suck your dad's dick in front of your mom
>parents are anti-homosex
>cant pull off the "I dont want to get a gf or marry becaUSE COCKS, I WANT COCKS"
Ah, don't crush their dreams just yet. Let them live with the hope you might be normal a while longer
>"why don't you have a gf anon?"
>"i'm gay"
>silence
>"anon"
>"yes"
>"why don't you have a bf?"
fucking parents
>>29433030
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>>29433588
You have to go back
>>>/lgbt/
>>29433560
Don't be such scum anon. We all know you're being a dick and trying to suggest that that would be disappointing for some reason because you let everyone in your own life down.
>Tfw gf thinks it will be funny to put glass in her pussy before sex
>go to fuck her
>get glass all over my dick
>some lodges in my urethra and foreskin
>have to go to hospital to get it out
>get weird looks from just about everyone
>when I come home gf laughs at me
>kiss her feet instead while she fucks another guy
>>29433706
Kek cuck you had it coming
>>29433030
I'll give you my cock, you pathetic lewd boy.
>tfw your parents don't ask but your other relatives always do when you visit
