>tfw you have been jerking you foreskinless dick a lot and now one of the veins in it hurts when you stand up straight
Oh god I'm scared. The vein feels like it could snap if I get a boner while standing up.
Stop fapping NOW. Around the time i started i got some weird brown marks around my fucking pecker. I've googled it and it seems like I'm fucked for life cuz the only way i can get rid of it is an expensive laser surgery.
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>>29432081
Remember to thank your parents for mutilating their own fucking son.
>>29432120
Naaah man I had some sort of sickness and my balls got swollen up so i basically had no choice.
Penis looks like i have an STD though, probably staying a virgin for life.
>>29432081
I will. A while ago I saw a post where a guy said he blew out his veins from fapping too much. I hope it's not too late for me.
>>29432120
I convinced them that circumcision is bad but I don't think they feel guilty about it.
>>29432317
How does circumcision fix swollen balls?
inb4 OP dies of a heart attack
>>29433063
I just learned the english term. It was a hernia.
