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2016-06-21 07:36:08 Post No. 29431678
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2016-06-21 07:36:08
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So I've got a fun story that just happened
>Be me
>Watching youtube at 2:30am, hear a weird noise not part of the video
>Take off headphones, it's foxes fucking with our little chicken coop in the backyard
>Rush outside, don't bring anything with me
>Grab a flashlight, open up the back door, the kind with a deadbolt and a handle lock that only stops the handle turning from the outside not the inside
>Run out, shine the light around and shout, they fuck off quick
>Chickens weren't shut in the coop so probably why they were getting fucked around
>Start to head back, see my cat is outside and there's obviously foxes, she's a little fucker so drop flashlight, grab her, and take her back in
>Open outer door, inner door with locks still open from before
>She goes in, CLOSE THE OUTER DOOR thinking I don't want her trying to dash out when I come back after I grab the light
>Halfway to the light realize I fucked up
>Grab it and confirm my suspicions that the door handle was locked
>Fug.jpg
>Check the doors all around the house
>Try to remember the little outside key combo but can't
>Try to shine light in windows of family, knock on door, doorbell, nothing
>Decide to try reverse breaking and entering
>Only unlocked windows are a fuckways up and away from anything
>Pile shit up, open easy to open screen, pry open the window with wiper blade I found in trash outside
>Haul my fat ass inside, clean up, back to shitposting
And the foxes are back too, dumb situations you've gotten yourself into thread?
