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Just wanted to say if you believe in ghosts you are a fucking
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Just wanted to say if you believe in ghosts you are a fucking retarded waste of oxygen. That is all.
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>>29431084
Thank you for saying this famalam
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This post made me believe in ghosts. I love triggering spergs.
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what a fucking stupid thing to care about.
I can't believe someone could actually be so butthurt about something as pointless as basic superstition to make this post.
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>>29431084
Can you provide one single reason for why ghosts can't exist?
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>>29431551
Can you provide reasons for why they could?
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>>29431564
Lost souls, bro. Gotta go somewhere.
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>>29431564
There's countless encounters and stuff caught on tape
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>>29431084
>be with qt
>totally going to nail her
>"anon I really want to tell you about my supernatural experience. See. We were at this graveyard... creepy old dude... and he was still on the grave when..."

>I now have a raging boner, retarded girls are my fetish
>my body is ready
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>>29431564
>belief
>reason

that's not how it works anon

you believe because your instinct tells you it's the thing to do. if you thinking your dead alcoholic grandfather is going to start constantly berating you for molesting your brain with pornography every time you pick up a liquor bottle you're going to cut back on both.
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>>29431084
agreed

every retarded normie seems to believe in some paranormal bullshit or worse they call themselves "spiritual" and watch youtube videos about healing crystals
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>>29431084
Ya basically. You're even more retarded if you believe in ghosts and are afraid of them. Like nigga even if they are real what the fuck are they gonna do to you?
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>>29431578
>>29431587
a g-g-g-g-ghost! even scooby knew they were fake you faggots
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>>29431668
With his heightened canine sense of smell he could tell that they were people.

Didn't come up much in the show, but scooby was a dog bro.
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>>29431682
Well yeah he just wanted the snacks so he layed along
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>>29431642
Normies don't have the realist cynicism that we have which is why they believe in paranormal shit. We see life for what it is, a pointless, meaningless, random brief spat of existence. You live, then you die, then you stop existing forever. Normies think there is more to life, they think there are souls and that your life has some higher meaning which then would allow for paranormal shit to be a possibility.
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>>29431668
Yeah but then remember when they started having real supernatural episodes with actual monsters.
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Some people can't cope with what they've seen. Some end up in bughouses, some in jail, some suicide, other end up learning enough to protect themselves from what's out there.
There are many avenues.
Mind you what that means, the ones who start this way are usually so beyond broken that the only way they can cope spirals into paranoia and hermit life to simply ward off what they now fear and know is out there. Compounded by the people in their life not understanding or accepting this sudden change in their behavior. Amongst these few some go further, find a way to drag themselves out of that muck to try to keep on living in some way or another. But make no mistake; they will always live in that moment that changed them. Imagine drinking yourself sick intentionally because passing out from intoxication is really the only way to get a good night's sleep. Or propping yourself up on your side every night, sacrificing phsyical comfort for the sake of not putting yourself at the risk of choking on your vomit should it sneak up on you in the dead of night. You have no idea what's out there, and thanks to a select few you'll never have to find out.
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>>29431713
Did you see the movie with the zombies and then Fred like fucking rips that zombies head off?

I'm like 'sheeeeeei bro they anamatronic and shit' and then they wasn't. They was real-ass zombies for real.

Now how the fuck did scooby not pick up on that? You think by then he'd learn what like latex rubber and oil smell like or something.

"Hey dog, we keep running into peepz that look like monsters. Smell this halloween mask."
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Well I guess the vast majority of people who ever lived on this earth are retarded according to you retards
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>>29431780
How about you suck my dick you fucking kike? Come say that shit to my face fuckwad I'll rip your asshole wide open with my penis.
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>>29431761
He was a pretty retarded dog, though. He breathed in a lot of stuff hanging out with shaggy all the time.
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>>29431642
>>29431646
You're all missing the point. If you have a cluster of self-destructive behaviors, IE addiction, sociopathy, chronic anxiety, etc... All that shit is written into your genes, passed down from your family. It means you may as well have a demon riding your back, the very features that would have been your highest qualities are twisted into deformities.

You can tell yourself that drugs, or 4chan, or whatever monkey you have riding your back isn't a problem, that it's a matter of discipline and objective, clear headed understanding to stop yourself from being miserable, but you're forgetting phenomena such as pavlovian conditioning and fight-or-flight response, which means that while you're in the process you're going to be real goddamn fucky when you put yourself in the same environment. So instead of trying to remember all that shit and understand the various scientific theories behind them, just say, "fuck man, ghosts," realize that you're putting your hand on the fucking oven and don't do that shit anymore.
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>shilling atheism at 4 am
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>>29431798
All I'm saying is that maybe there's more going on there.

Maybe he isn't a dog at all.
Maybe he doesn't even exist and the whole show is Shaggy's delusions as he lives out of his van and shoots pcp to kill the pain after running over that blonde chad and his ladyfriends.

Maybe Scooby represents his dead brother or something. I dunno man, a dog should be able to smell stuff.
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>>29431844
What if Scooby was the real ghost all along? What if he was a real trickster demon who drove all those criminals to madness and then leads his owners on a comical chase, all for his own amusement?
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>>29431797 >>original post
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>>29431917
Original post, hm?
*draws my tachi, my sandals swirling the dust as I adjust my stance*
I guess things just got serious.
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