Do you have a single LEGITIMATE excuse for not having a girlfriend?
I haven't tried to get one
>>29430702
yeah this is pretty much it
haven't tried to get one for years
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>>29430686
Not it's not a single one, it's the combinations that got me out of the gene pool.
>>29430731
Nice tele senpai
>>29430686
Yes, multiple ones.
>>29430731
Telecaster on fleek though desu
>>29430731
what a shame, im so sorry
>>29430702
hit the nail on the head
a girl took me to the movies this week. She's not too bad, and pretty fun to be around, but I'm not running to get her. Maybe I'll fuck her but I'm in no hurry to get in a relationship
I'm a robot because I've been in a relationship and the experience fucked me up so I just don't go looking for another.
>>29430731
>Tele guitar
Pleb tier instrument taste. kys.
>>29430702
>>29430727
Right here. Would rather kill myself than try.
none of them are worthy of me
I'm a superior specimen not of this world
I'm a fat poor stupid drunk with boring hobbies, listening to music and vidya, and not white.
>>29430731
>I look like the guy with the cute gf in the OP
hmmmm
>>29430762
>implying a tele isn't top tier
come on m8
>>29430731
You look OK you whiny bitch, but you seriously need to cheer the fuck up and never make that face ever again.
i have been too busy sticking long things up my ass but i am currently defaggoting
>>29430744
is pretty sweet
>>29430759
yup
>>29430760
no need i already know, i can't get sadder
>>29430762
you're wrong, tele is the only guitar worth owning desu and i'm willing to argue this to death
>>29430774
he's much handsomer than me, that's all there is to it.
>>29430900
>he's much handsomer than me
hmmmmmm
On the rare occasions that I leave the house it's with my mother (because she gets lonely and bitches) or to do business or run errands.
>>29430731
You look okay to me. If only you weren't so sad.
>>29430921
his hairline is better, beard growth is much better, symmetry is worlds better
he's about 3.5, i'm about 0.17/10. he absolutely obliterates me
every time i try to get a girl here's what happens
1.i fuck up somehow
2. she already has a boyfriend (not the"im not interested" one)
3. she rejects me
4. i have nothing going for me
this is like the seventh thread today buddy
>>29430944
His nose is normal sized as well, yours is bigger than Shrek's.
Sorry senpai
>>29430944
>he's about 3.5, i'm about 0.17/10. he absolutely obliterates me
surely you can catch up with little effort
>>29430972
>4. i have nothing going for me
I'm sure every guy with a gf in the world is an investment banker with a summer lakehouse and a testarossa
>>29430686
Never tried, that and I have no reason to have one in my current position in life.
People tell me otherwise, but I feel like I'd not only burden women, but they have better options than me.
No, before I have a gf, I feel like I need to get my priorities straight and fix my life before involving myself in a romantic relationship, that and I don't know how to introduce myself or "seal the deal" when given the chance.
Oh well, I'm sort of happy at the moment, things seem to be going in a good direction, but I still need time.
I'm a loser
has nothing with me being ugly
I bet this guy has a good job and nice things.
>>29430999
Why does an obtuse cunt like you get to have triples?
Some of us have NOTHING going for us. No charisma. No wealth. No looks. No social life.
That guy is probably funny, can fake laughter in an authentic way and seeing as he likes sport, is most likely a normie who can connect with women who are almost always normie.
Do you really think the problems of /r9k/ autists is just physical?
I don't think I've ever made somebody smile or feel good in my entire laugh and the only time people laugh because of me is when they are laughing at me.
I'm an awful person who expects everything but gives nothing. Why would anybody ever want to date me when they have no reason to even be with me? At this point I don't even understand why anybody was my friend during high school or when they tried contacting me after two years of uni.
>>29431160
so get up off the floor and do something
even Richard Ramirez had female admirers getting soggy for him, but he didn't sit and mope, he got up off his ass and he murdered people
>>29430999
>the rabbit teeth
woof
>>29431184
you're good at self-fulfilling prophecies
>>29431203
Thanks. At least that's something I've successfully worked on for the past 5 years.
I wonder how much chalking up my personality to self fulfilling prophecies is just a cop out. Why is having a repulsive and ugly personality so unthinkable?
I've never tried because I've always thought that if a suitable girl came along she'd inspire me to try to make her my gf.
Why should I try to get a gf?
>just remembered that in 40 or so years my mother would most likely be dead
>think that I'd most likely be completely alone without anybody in my life until I use up my inheritance
>mfw thinking that I should probably shape up and try to get married because It seems to painful
I'm honestly just terrified of trying to change myself. It'd basically admit to the world that I was wrong and that I'm just as frail/dependent as everybody else. I just don't know where to begin though
>>29431203
I'm going funny, gotta sleep.
Shoop you later.
>>29430686
I'm too autistic to realize what i so wrong
>>29430686
i've basically never tried to have one, i'm waiting for ''the right moment'', like meeting her accidentaly or be presented by a friend. Things that happens most of the times only in films.
>>29430761
News flash for buddy. If you have a girl interested in you and went on dates you not a robot. Abit disrespectful to people like me who are 30 year old virgins who have never been on a date.
>>29431196
>>29431191
>>29430999
>>29430921
>>29430686
>no pics of her without massive glasses
lets be honest she's an uggo just like him
>>29432209
I love this board, really makes me feel great about myself. I haven't actually encountered a robot in the wild in a long time, maybe my wifes brother but even he is trying to improve himself it seems.
>>29432414
>ithout massive glasses
> I am ugly as fuck
> girls think I am a serial killer
> I'm a manlet
So yeah that's why
>>29430761
>been in a relationship
>robot
I hate how normies think they're allowed here
>>29430686
I like men.
Fuck are all of these threads even for?
>>29430774
She probably fucks other guys
>>29430686
My excuses
>manlet
>babyface
>glasses
>manchild hobbies
>no job
>no money
>no confidence
>>29430686
>26
>5'6" manlet
>no friends
>NEET
>only hobbies are 4chan, fapping, and video games
>KHV
>live in the same room I grew up in
>obese
>2/10
>acne
There's no point in me even trying.
>inb4 better yourself
My best is a 3/10. No woman wants that. They can get 5/10s and above. Why put in any effort at all? I can't compete and get any woman to like me. I'm just going to kill myself when my age starts to negatively impact my health significantly.
how am i supposed to take care of someone else when i cant take care of myself
>>29432432
You a fucking asshole. Hope your wife cucks you shitbag. And if you have children i hope they get sexually abused
>>29430686
Women think I'm disgusting and uninteresting, and they are probably right.
I guess I could get a girlfriend if I tried hard enough but it doesn't seem to make much sense, as in any case she would resent the fact that she isn't with someone she actually likes.
Why would I want to make someone unhappy?
We accept no everyone has the capabilities to program a rocket to make it to the moon and back, and we understand placing someone in a position of such responsibility without the required qualifications would be a disaster. We should do the same for personal relationships. Not everyone is designed to be in one. Some people have to be alone.
>>29432625
na you can change obese. ur height is fucked but change wat u can fag
I found out that I've been friends with not only a girl who I've found out has pretty much tried to manipulate me all year, but one who is so annoying and manipulative that she radiates a sense of caution and danger for any girls around me.
It's like a repellent apparently, I stop talking to her and suddenly I can actually speak with women instead of just hear them small talk and avoid my conversation.
That, or they think I have balls now.
>be me
>Is gay
>girlfriend?
not really, but I have literally no friends so I should focus on rectifying that first, but I can't even be fucked to try
I have no money, no game, no looks and no free time because I'm working all the time.
>>29430731
Haley Joel Osment
Also, you're not ugly you're just fat and sad, your facial structure is normal and healthy unlike most /r9k/ers
>>29430686
I even have two.
Having a girlfriend takes a lot of time. A girl asked me out and I said yes, but I regretted it almost immediately. Luckily she was cheating or something so I didn't have to feel bad about dumping her.
I genuinely have never felt romantic attraction towards anyone. It makes no sense for me to have a girlfriend when there are easier ways to have sex with women, and being friends with men is better too because they fun and interesting.
PRAISE THE LORD OF CHANCE
PRAISE THE LORD OF MUTATION
NO CODE
NO LAWS
Because my wife won't let me have one.
>tfw no gf
>>29430761
Same. I've only ever been close to one person in my life, including my family members, so being betrayed and losing that forever literally destroyed me on a deeper level.(she cucked me, then left me and told me never to contact her again and then killed herself sometime later before I ever spoke to her again) I haven't had a single interest in another woman in over 5 years now.
>>29432561
Being a failed normalfag is worse than being a robot because you live the exact same lives, but failed normies know that the blame is theirs and theirs alone, they can't blame being too ugly or short for anyone to ever love, and they know what that love truly means. Ignorance is bliss.
>>29430686
actually, way uglier than this guy
>>29432742
sounds like you need a mommy gf my friend.
What literally disgusts me is when I see fat or ugly guys with a good looking girl. I just think it's a shame.
>>29430686
I am honestly putting forth the effort in finding one, sadly none of the women I have talked too seem interested in me. I will keep trying though.
>>29434626
>tfw existence simply is and there's nothing you can do about it
>>29434775
It disgusts you because it proves that there's literally no excuse for you if they can do it. You're simply not as good of a person in the ways that matter, and that hurts.
>>29430686
I don't have one because I don't want one.
>>29434733
Well at least she's dead
>>29434832
Yes, I'm sure every female wants their partner to be an obese slob and possibly be crushed if he even tries to go on top of her during sex.
Because this is mostly what I see.
I don't need excuses to be alone.
she rejects me everytime
no actually she doesnt reject me, she just notices me and never answer with a clear no
marry me you damn godess or else
i literally dont know how
i had a gf but she initiated everything
Yesterday i saw an ugy indian with a 7/10 blond girl
I also saw a 3/10 fat white guy with a 8.5/10 brunette gf.
You have no excuse.
This is me, never had a gf. I just don't get it. I put so much effort into my appearance and assertiveness and I STILL can't pull in bitches.
>athlete
>Meticulously track my nutrition and exercise
>Pretty much only attracted to fat chicks
>>29435768
ur a solid 4/10, maybe thats why?
>>29432561
We're not allowed here? I'm only lurking here cause I'm scared to visit /b/ as i haven't watched the latest g.o.t. ep and i'm sure that place is just swarming with spoilers
>>29434754
>Being a failed normalfag is worse than being a robot because you live the exact same lives,
You don't know shit, shut up already you whiny manbaby,
I'm short, I'm a skeleton, I'm a mongrel. My personality is twisted, I hardly feel any emotional connection to people offline and literally all interests I've had in people outside of my family has been through online interaction. I'm bi, leaning towards guys if I ever consider an emotional and romantic connection. I have absolutely nothing to offer anyone and there will always be someone better for them who can offer more. I have no interesting hobbies that would interest both a partner and myself, so it's either I focus on interests for myself or bore myself trying to please someone else. I will always back off if I see someone else is interested in them, rather than even try.
I have many legitimate reasons as to why I'll be alone
>>29430686
Im just lazy desu
>>29430686
I'm in love with my little sister.
>>29433490
You don't get money or game from work?
>>29430731
That ain't half bad you %+$
I'm a strong independent robot who don't need no gf.
