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/britfeel/ I hate wagecucking edition
Come on lads, the thread will die athe this rate
>tfw 26 today
Still a virgin. Same age as the guy from the virgin school documentary.
>>29431816
Why are you still a virgin lad?
>>29431837
No friends, don't talk to girls. All I do is work and then go hone and play video games.
I don't really feel bad about it most of the time because that's what I like to do, but sometimes I remember I am going to become a wizard and I get feels.
morning lads, ready for interview at Chad, Inc, my Chad brother loaned me some clothes to wear since we're the same fit and gave me pointers on seeming Chad, I might actually pull it off
>>29431816
>>29431900
Happy birthday mate, drop your standards a few points and look for some bitches on the internet, that's what I did at 22, sex is pretty overrated in my opinion but if was nice to get it out of the way I guess
Don't worry about it and try and have a good day
got a single mother pregnant lads, what do i do
>>29432243
MAN UP and raise your child and her other child.
Seriously though, my condolences pal, your life is pretty much fucked from here on out.
>>29432243
my dad did the same and he fucked off, my brothers a chad and im a robot
learn from his mistakes and raise chad thundercock the second
>>29430623
>mfw I get a cheese and ham toasty and a bacon and sausage bun every single morning from Greggs
Going to die aren't I lads? I wish I could get fat like everyone else because then maybe I could look in the mirror and think "something needs to change" but I'm currently skinnyfat and have been for the past 10 years so I look completely normal with clothes on
>>29431816
Ever thought about just having sex with a prostitute?
You could save up and get a really good one as a treat, then you could feel good knowing you lost it to a 10/10
Or spend that money on going abroad and have a hedonistic sex holiday like I did
>>29432490
>prostitute
Meh. I'm not that guy, but me personally, I am saving for a Dominatrix. Well excited.
first haircut in over a year lads the barber looks disgusted as i sit and wait
>>29432529
>tfw no japanese milf to take me prisoner and use me as her fucktoy
End my life
gf is a bit of a normie drone (unironically goes on buzfeed, etc) but at least she enjoys being choked
>>29431900
I know that feel lad but I talk to girls so it's a more frequent feel and I get the added feel of getting so close it hurts
Either way happy birthday lad. Have some boobies and consider this >>29432490
>>29432618
Wow, that's so kinky. Does she sometimes dress up as a naughty nurse as well?
>boring roasties
>>29432243
You fucked up mate. Also get the fuck out of here you fucking normalshit
Anyone else live in a shit part of the north east? Were you have to wear ea7 otherwise you get fuckin ripped for wearin tha cedar wood state primark original hoodie. Please tell me im not the only one whose had them feels. Face it folks, everythings shit here, business is my last option, if im not a millionaire in 5 years im going to off myself.
>>29432618
Fuck off roastie fucker. We don't want your kind here
It's a beautiful day for waifus lads. You should probably post yours.
Right lads, the real important vote is here. On this day, Tuesday the 21st of June 2016, /britfeel/ faces a decision that will change the outlook of these threads forever. Vote wisely.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10542879
did rydeposter ever update us?
>>29432490
I'm a 25 y/o KV. I thought about seeing an escort before, but I kinda feel like it would be "cheating". I want to find a girl who normally who actually likes me.
have women ever made a move on you guys? Happened on about four times, but I wasn't attracted to them
>>29432993
>I kinda feel like it would be "cheating"
Stop thinking of it as some sort of game. Trust me, I was exactly the same and thought "I'll feel bad if I lose it to a prostitute" but nope, all I was thinking afterwards was "that was great" and how it was a big weight off my shoulders.
The longer you leave it, the longer you hype it up. When it happens you realize it's literally nothing and you want to do it again as soon as possible.
haircut successful lads, managed to look fairly normie
going to bed in a bit and waking up at 5. love the hols
>>29433045
You are probably right desu.
>>29432243
Either take it on the chin and pay towards the kid, help raise it etc, or say you want nothing to do with it and pay nothing and never see it.
I would choose the latter option.
>>29432474
you should try progain protein shakes as in between meal supplement
>>29432243
She's caught you in the net. Fucked up
Gay guy wants to give me a bj, but I'm not gay. What do
Lads, why do pakis always drive about in cheap old cars with loud exhausts?
One on my street has one and it is so bloody annoying hearing it constantly. I have complained about him numerous times to the council but nothing has happened.
How can I sabotage his piece of shit car?
>>29432243
Roundhouse kick to the belly button, do it before it's to late lad having kids is expensive
>>29433217
put a bag on his head with a hole in it lad
>>29433026
>have women ever made a move on you guys?
Yeah, but I'm too much of a Sperg to have done anything about it.
I don't even know why I do it, it's a reflex in the moment but I ignore females on purpose, I like it when they are trying to get my attention and staring at me and I don't even acknowledge them.
Whenever I see an attractive woman, I always think they are probably a cunt.
Last month I was in a lift, it had a glass back to it and you could see outside. I was alone in there, I'm facing the door and it opens, 3 attractive girls get in, I immediately turn my back to them and look out the window. I can see in the reflection of the glass they are looking, one says "he's cute" I continue looking out the window with my back to them and say nothing.
Another time, in a club last year. Queuing up to retrieve coats, a girl in front of me is trying to get attention, I can see from corner of vision she is looking, I ignore her. She stands on my foot, I ignore her, she puts all her weight on my foot, I ignore her.
Don't know why I do this.
>>29433249
gaydar seems to always point at me. Not the first time I've been approached like this
>>29433026
No because I'm not a normie.
>>29433297
Fuck off normie.
>>29433217
Make him have a close shave and close your eyes
>be me
>be 23
>first time in Thailand
>go for a beer first night
>getting a bj right there at the table
>neverevenasked.jpg
>finishing
>"her" check catches the inside of my leg
>scratcy
>lads call me a homo
>by the end of the holiday I've done two in the ass
>no homo
>>29433297
Holy shit are you me? I get kicks out of it when girls try this shit too.Too many times to recall them all, but
>>29433355
but I don't pull much. Too lazy I guess
>>29433026
>have women ever made a move on you guys?
Some tall girl at her birthday party got her friends to ask me to dance with them. I did, then the bday girl tried to snog me but I barely knew her.
Bae is props fit now get me lads
>Shit decisions were made
Some other butterface girl tried it on with me at college but I was getting something off her cousin.
>All b4 I became a robot.
To be honest I just ignore all women now. I don't know what to say to them, I wouldn't know what to do in a relationship, and I genuinely don't know a damn thing about flirting / chatting up etc.
Came to this realisation around a year ago and I am fine with it. I actually feel better now that I have just accepted it is something that just isn't going to happen for me.
>>29433468
If you gym or attractive then you could hold a relationship
>>29433468
>I wouldn't know what to do in a relationship
you hide who you really are until they are to invested to leave
>>29433485
I'm fairly average, tried the gym once or twice and hated it. Never again.
>>29433497
That is what I fear.
I am not talking about holding on to someone, I mean I don't know what people do in relationships.
I am not a virgin, had a couple of drunken one night stands and to be perfectly honest sex isn't all it is cracked up to be so I don't mind living without that.
>>29433026
Happened back in school with this chubby, slightly unattractive slut rubbing the inside of my leg under the table and touching my abs. It made me feel quite uncomfortable so I asked her to stop , she continued for a bit then gave up.
Also during Freshers week, went to a club with my only friend and these two unattractive girls came up to us and asked if we wanted to fuck them, no flirting required apparently. We both said no and started laughing at how degenerate these sluts are.still a virgin today, if I could go back I would have fucked the shit out of them
>>29433685
>abs
How are you a virgin with them or did you stop gym?
>banned from /pol/ even though my post was about politics
>>29433800
Did you diss the god emperor?
>>29433800
You get banned for some strange shit on this site. I got banned from /v/ for 3 days for posting "Do we really need 17 identical Zelda threads? Just use the fucking catalog"
>>29433830
Never been banned, but surely you can just change your IP and you are back in business?
>>29433757
I didn't even go to the gym back then, I was just skinny. Women's perceptions of men's bodies are very different from ours.
I'm quite attractive and I have a decent body for my size but that doesn't mean shit when you're too autismo to even talk to girls (or other people)
>>29433800
Did you disagree with one of their opinions? For all their blabbing about liberals having hugboxes, they sure don't like hearing the opposing view.
>>29433685
>We both said no and started laughing at how degenerate these sluts are.
Congrats, you just helped to create 2 more single mums with nigger babies. Eventually they'll turn to the one species who will never say no to a question like that.
A nigger would never say no to a proposition like that.
>>29433868
Kinda in the same boat, but when I talk to people/girls they just think i'm a bit unusual or they just think i'm bullshitting about something. You get that pass if you aren't ugly/short
Doc put me on Strattera lads. I don't think this'll improve my performance in videogames.. Fuck I wanted Ritalin.
>>29433919
Height doesn't mean much honestly, unless the girl is quite tall herself.
There's a guy I know who's 5'8, semi attractive and also a bit weird at times. He gets laid an unbelievable amount and the main reason is this delusional confidence/arrogance that he has. I know it sounds like a meme but women fall for that so easily, the problem for people like us is how to fake something like that.
>>29433026
Mates sister fancies me and keeps dropping hints but she's also retarded, ugly and ginger.
>>29432243
vitamin c
if i remember right, a large amount of vitamin c will cause a miscarriage. just slip it in the food and drink. then just be with her through her grief and get that sympathy pussy
>>29434029
They don't give Ritalin to adults in this country if they haven't had it as kids.
>>29433297
I just don't notice when they do it until later. I'm a bit of a mong
>>29434161
I did have it as a kid but supposedly I had bad comedowns or something and the doc wouldn't even consider it so I guess I'm stuck with Strattera.
>>29433345
Not gunna lie lad, that's pretty homo
>>29434154
She's already had enough D already
>>29434031
Trust me it does when you're 6'4. I know a similar guy to that too
>>29434125
That's why God invented doggystyle
>>29433525
>I am not a virgin, had a couple of drunken one night stands and to be perfectly honest sex isn't all it is cracked up to be so I don't mind living without that.
Same. Lost it at the end of last year then shagged 2 more (no jonny lol) and got bored of it.
I thought I could live without but now I want to try it sober with someone I like
>>29434221
Yea I'm not saying being tall doesn't help, I just hate the defeatist r9k attitude of "I'm 5'8, it's not even worth trying with women because they refuse to look at me"
People putting all the blame on their height when they refuse to change everything else they can about themselves
>>29434194
Vitamin D is not the same as Vitamin C you mong
>>29433800
>banned from /v/ for shitposting harder than ever before
Fuck that lot. All fucking hive mind retards.
>>29434295
you're taking to a pharmacist about this lmao
>>29434269
Yeah weightlifting really helps. Since I got big I've noticed more attention
>>29434194
MORE
GIVE HER MORE
MAKE HER PREGNANT THEN KILL THE KID
RINSE AND REPEAT
Poleaboo just finished arching his eyebrows
Wonder if anyone will be brave enough to comment
Honestly though he too could do with some courage to arrange a laser hair removal appointment
>>29434225
Not willing to put myself through the trauma of foreplay with a fat ginger dawrf with fetal alcohol syndrome
>>29434356
where abouts are you, i know someone that does all the laser removal shit, could probably get you a free appointment
SHE'S A LITTLEreplaced by a tranny on the new mcdonalds advertAND SHE'S READY TO GO, GO, GO!
>>29434356
Fuck off you poof.
>>29430623>I hate wagecucking
Thisis what everybody does.
>Thank you for your interest in the PART TIME Kitchen Porter position at Richmond Tearooms. We have reviewed your application. Unfortunately, you are not the right fit for the position at this time.
>I am sorry for the disappointing news. Best of luck in your job search.
>>29434379
Manchester region, travel through the North West quite easily
If you can help me out that would be great
currently trying to call
http://www.lhrc-bolton.com/
Good prices and they're proud of their trans clients
>>29434395
Not gay
>>29434393
just my type. pity most trannies aren't that hot
>>29434414
>PART TIME Kitchen Porter
IKTF. They tried to put me in the kitchen when I worked at a bar, so I just washed up really slowly and left a huge stack of dirty plates for the next shift.
>>29434419
She's not a tranny is she?
>>29434461
Unless you're currently a NEET with no employment prospects then you don't know my feel
>>29434405
Currently shitposting at lunch. Only 3 and 3/4 hours left.
>>29434414
>http://www.lhrc-bolton.com/
We have enough pakis. Fuck off
oh look its another normie thread.
Now that poleaboo is qt gurl does that mean he doesn't like boxing anymore?
This weeks movie night is cancelled.
Sorry in advance.
>>29434521
Poleaboo still likes boxing but there aren't a whole lot of fights on the horizon that interest him enough that he'll watch them
There's just Fury-Klitschko
>>29434539
Poleaboo demands an explanaion
Good afternoon nerds
>>29434552
I cant wait for that, who do you thinks gonna win and who do you prefer between the two?
>>29434539
Shame
>>29434539
This is how it ends. Skip one week and then dwindling numbers mean it's pushed back to only every two weeks.
Before you know it britfeel is dead and normies stand astride 4chan's fetid corpse.
And it is all your fault.
>>29434597
movie night is normie night though
>>29432474
Just had chicken and ham toastie. This shit is sub par. I'm going back to subway.
>>29434592
I think Fury will edge him out, he'll win 7 or 8 rounds
He's a cunt though
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10512594
>>29434539
It is most definitely not.
As a matter of fact, polling for Jackie Chan week remains open until wednesday midnight, so make sure to cast your votes before then lads.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10512594
>>29432689
Sure thing my friend, here she is.
they're making fun of us irl again
>>29434692
I actually have my money on Klitschko, hes been training hard.
I really just want him to knock out fury though.
More looking foward to Diaz rematch with Mcgregor though
>>29434712
It is, i'm afraid I am to busy this weekend.
However one of you is welcome to take over if you know how.
>>29434811
What have we done this time?
>>29435050
apparently some of you are virgins?
If thats true what do you expect
lads, just got asked by a girl to hang out
ive put on a metric fuckton of weight since we last hung out a few years ago.
what do
>>29432689
What a great day. Sorry I'm late lads.
>>29434712
R I G G E D
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Remember lads, a vote for movie night is a bit for the downfall of /britfeel/ and everything we stand for, anyone who attends the movie nights does not belong here
It's another "cut ties with all online communities you were acquainted with" episode. Man, I hope a new, distracting game comes out soon
Ipod won't turn on and is making a weird clicking sound. How much is this gonna cost to get fixed, do you reckon?
>>29435368
>Ipod
Just buy a new one, that's what appledrones do
nightshift wagecuck here, i get all the fun NEETness of waking up at midday and doing nothing with my life during the day and then go and wage during the night.
truly the life.
why am I still sad though?
>>29432689
Who /baking/ here? I love baking cakes and pastries. Baking a lemon tart right now. Overdone the pastry a bit but the filling has turned out proper decent.
My dad asked me to send an email to a guy he knows asking if he has any work I could do.
Not sure what to write. Seems pretty awkward to say 'hey you know my dad, can i have a job'
>>29435455
I wouldn't mind a cozy nightshift job, would have to be a security guard, nightwatchman kind of thing though, where I can just sit on my arse and shitpost/watch movies all night.
What do you do?
>>29435530
warehouse work, moving stock around, its nice enough, i get to smoke inside and blast shitty music
pity everyone there is polish or paki
>>29435479
Too much faff
>>29430623
A-Level lads
how was c3?
>>29435567
That does sound pretty comfy
>pity everyone there is polish or paki
Even better, less forced conversation with people you dont give a shit about
In my spare time, punching walls fucking up my hand
I know that shit sound super cray, but if you had my life you'd understand
But I can't fold, some poor soul got it way worse
We're all troubled, in a world of trouble
It's scary to have a kid walk this Earth
I'm what you made God
Fuck yes I'm so odd
Thinking 'bout all my old friends
Who weren't my friends all along
Hm, when it rains it pours
Whiskey bottles on the sinks and floors
Everyday the first things a chore
Amidst a dream with no exit doors
This is deep
>>29435567
The only warehouse jobs I could find were ones requiring a forklift license. I assume I'm looking in the wrong places, but do you have any tips for where to look? I wouldn't mind being around people I don't understand as long as I can keep busy the entire time through the night. Goal is to have a night job as well as a day job, only having enough free time for food and sleep.
>>29435530
I worked nights in a hotel for a while, it was pretty good actually. Most people you deal with at night are drunk so you can be rude to them which is much better than during the day where you have to suck up to everyone.
Night audit consists of pressing a button and letting the computer do the work for you so can sit and watch movies / listen to music most of the time. Night porters are usually raging alcoholics so pretty chill too which is nice.
Found a guy dead in his room once, that wasn't so much fun.
>>29434475
Maybe you shouldn't have stalked a girl if you wanted a job.
No low wage retail jobs will want you working with the public. You should look for gardening jobs
Lads, should I get dominoes or papa johns
>>29435139
'I'm bulking for the gym'
Hope you can blag being a power lifter desu
>>29435654
No, you shouId not
>>29435493
Hi Mr person
My dad was telling me you might have some work available and recommended I send you an email.
Please find my cv attached
Regards britfeel lad x
>>29435399
Yeah yeah, I know. What's the approved alternative then? I just want a simple music player with a load of storage.
>>29435588
Fuck off you underaged cunt.
>>29435702
>approved
I dunno, go on amazon or ebay and search for high capacity. You can get ones with shit tonnes of memory that look like usb sticks with headphone jacks
>>29435705
im not underaged, kiddo
>>29435690
Thanks i'll send that. I always overthink things like this and end up not doing them.
spaghetti'd the interview what is life
Lads, I think I might have a gf soon. What do I do?
>>29435795
Don't get too attached
>>29435654
Dominoes.
Papa Johns is really grim
Reminder not too reply to Nigii
>>29430623
>been working out for a week
>suddenly not tired and depressed all the time
Going to the spar what booze should I buy
What do you reckon lads, am I a stud?
I made tinder less than two days ago and was selective with my swipes too and have fifteen matches now, all of them at least 7/10 bar one or two.
I hear of cucks not being able to get any matches and I think this is lies. I only put my photo and height up in my bio... are women that shallow?
>>29435965
Pepsi Max
Dr pepper zero
Fruit smoothie
Banana milk shake
>>29436007
Come back when you've shagged them with proof
>>29436014
You'll be getting filtered m80, I can shitpost on a banana milkshake
>>29436026
I'm just using it to feed my ego, though. See what kind of girls like me.
And I know right now that hot girls do. Though I wouldn't go for most of them.
>>29435965
I have been drinking gin and tonics recently, shit tastes good with strong measures.
Drinking beer now though, big bottles of that Punk IPA stuff are 2.50 in Tesco.
>>29436007
I genuinely had Tinder for a few weeks and and swiped right to loads of girls, and got 2 matches.
Had a couple of photos and a fairly generic bio. Didn't mention my height.
I'm not particularly good looking though.
what day do you sign on lads. friday for me
>>29435866
I prefer papa johns but dominoes have more deals
Fucking brilliant lads. I'm stuck in Crewe of all places. What a joke
>>29432490
I'm 27 but at this point I just need a loving relationship, sex is a bonus but i'm beyond caring about it.
britfeel is filled with younger guys, i genuinely wonder where the older robots hang out - at this point I feel doubly pathetic being here when i'm heading into my 30's.
>>29436122
Did it today. probably different here in ireland
>>29436177
I'm 30 in august, I don't really hang out anywhere, I just flit around 4chan. Tried to get redpilled the other week, but 90% of it was complete codswallop.
>>29436165
I would say it can't be that bad, but I've been to Crewe many times, so, unlucky
>>29434471
The new advert has an uglier girl who doesn't even seem to know her way around the apparatus as much
Hey poleaboo would you be interested in coming for a drink with me and a few friends in the regal moon in town?
>>29436177
I'm 27 as well, just accepted that relationships aren't happening for me and focussing on other things in life instead.
I actually feel better now that I have sort of come to terms with it. Like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders which I am totally fine with.
As for where I hang out, other boards on here and occasionally other chans and a few forums. NOT reddit.
>>29436048
Thats fine, I barley ever post with my trip on.
Also, the second half of your sentence doesnt make sense.
>>29436320
I just got my new one last week, so not very jelly
>>29436320
>laptop
lol
>>29436320
2425MB / 5701MB of RAM on a 7 year old laptop running Gentoo
What do you plan on doing with that RAM, running 8 virtual machines while rendering 3 movies?
>>29436259
I'm a spurge lord m8 maths are my strong point
>>29436320
I don't have a laptop. But I also don't regularly have a need for one. Mildly jelly, that you can afford one without sacrificing anything, I guess.
I need a job, fuck. Or to sign on for once in my life. Preferably a job, then I could upgrade my desktop and justify buying more than 3-4 games a month.
>>29436385
autistic people aren't good at maths, barely arithmetic
>>29436424
I was first tested on the basis of being really good at maths
Jfc I can't take it anymore F A M I've made such awful life choices I'm condemned to bottom-tier wageslavery forever because of my shitty degree
>>29436516
arithmetic*
doesn't mean you're good at maths
>>29436386
Sorry, deleted another post I fucked up. Laptop just arrived too.
I'm going to get a few beers and have a proper look at these crypto currency's just for fun but a little dark net spending money would be nice
Ryde anon here. I am still alive but I don't know for how long. My dad and uncles fell asleep after getting drunk watching the football, so he says we are going tonight.
He came upstairs and told me "You have good news, you're going to be working abroad for a while." I was delighted and it seemed like a chance to get away, until he stood behind me and made me write on Facebook that I've got a job abroad starting next week.
He said "We still have to go to the forest tonight though" so looks like tonight is it.
I stopped posting in the thread last night because I was really distressed and some prick was more interested in trying to prove I didn't know the exact location of a Wimpy burger bar.
>>29436543
But I am good at maths m8, why do you keep saying I'm not good at math?
>>29436579
You already proved you don't live in Ryde by not actually knowing what you had tried to google. Get a new gimmick
>>29436579
You pretty much showed us last night you have no idea where Ryde is or where the high street is. You're the same boring story guy that does all the other fake greentexts.
>>29436598
I tell you what, if I don't really live here, why don't you come to my house and I'll tell you to my face that I live here.
If I am actually there, you lose the bet and you have to drive me to the ferry terminal and give me money for a ferry ticket.
Deal?
Redpill me on Brexit. I want to vote leave because it'll be fun.
>>29436621
You proved you don't because you were the moron that showed your hand.
>Wimpy isn't on the High Street
>I consider Union Street the High Street, as do many others
>The only Wimpy to ever be on that street went bust and closed years ago
You used google and didn't pay attention. I do not need to be in Ryde to prove you wrong, you did it yourself like a moron. Get a new gimmick
>>29436655
>You're not an expert on Wimpy
>Therefore you proved something
Fuck off mate, you realise that my life is at risk and you want to argue with me about fucking Wimpy burgers? You sad bastard. I wish you were here, I'd shove a bender in a bun right down your throat.
>>29436688
>An expert
No you fucking idiot, when you cite it as an example of how you live there, I sure hope you'd know what you're talking about regarding the town you claim to live in. It is literally impossible to ever think it was there when the building was repurposed completely since it closed.
Fuck off with your shit gimmick already, you dumbass American
>>29436638
That's always my voting policy
Whatever fucks the the status quo is the most fun.
>>29436655
>>29436688
Stop talking to yourself, this is an obvious samefag.
>>29436579
What the heck is this all about? I've been off britfeel for ages.
>>29436735
No idea. I stopped posting yesterday evening and missed all of this
>>29436705
>Uses the Americanism "I sure hope"
>Uses the word dumbass
>Accuses himself of being American
This is sad.
>>29436735
Some tit posting and replying to himself about Wimpy on the Isle of Wight as if anyone could possibly give a shit.
>>29436638
Brexit will start the end times. So people tell me.
I decided to vote out literally years ago and stopped caring long before the propaganda ramped past 'fringe politics'.
>have data entry job
>people find out I have a degree
>they're really impressed for some reason
>ask why I don't get a better job
>say I'm too lazy because I don't want to admit it's a 2.2 in English lit
>>29436638
It won't be that much fun desu, we'll all be even poorer. Plus we'll still have to do what Europe says because we need access to the single market and they're going to anally penetrate us for leaving. We might even have to accept their immigration laws.
As for the rest of the world trade, places like China will absolutely destroy us and probably rule the country within 20 years. We don't stand a chance.
>>29436773
If you have decent A Levels you could probably end up with a law degree, if you're into that.
>>29436754
>Americanism "I sure hope"
You would actually need to leave your house to know that "I sure hope" has been used in British conversations, wouldn't you? Or did you tell yourself the only conversations outside are INNIT, BRUV from chavs?
>Replying to himself
No, someone who actually used to live in Ryde responding to someone you idiots actually gave replies to yesterday just because he claimed his life was at risk because he tried to, supposedly, fuck his cousin like a moron. Except he proved he had never been to Ryde when he claimed it had a forest, then when I brought up that he'd never been to Ryde he said, and I quote
>The only place in Britain with a Wimpy still on the High Street
It's really simple. If you're going to use somewhere as your gimmicky greentext setting, make sure you don't use somewhere someone has actually lived before.
>Had the shits most of the night
>Bunged up and sneezing every couple of minutes
>Very little sleep
>Forehead and back covered in sweat
I feel like death lads, but I also feel strangely content
>>29436836
I never claimed that Ryde had a forest you dumb cunt. I said that they were "taking me to the forest", not taking me to Ryde forest.
There's a forest less than 30 mins drive away.
I bet you love to prove people wrong on the internet, it must be the highlight of your day to pretend that you are smarter than someone else. You're pathetic mate, I feel sorry for you.
>>29436832
>law degree
Terrible job prospects with one of those. It is actually really bad in the UK
>>29436874
>You sure love to prove people wrong
Next time don't prove yourself wrong, then
>High Street
>I consider Union Street the high street as do many others
This is literally only possible if you google and don't read. It is not a mistake that anyone, even a child, can make while living there in the past three years
>>29436901
>You sure love
Ah surely do sir, I surely do
Get out of our thread, yank cunt.
>>29436924
Step outside and talk to non-chavs for once in your life
>>29436944
Yeah when I go outside and talk to non-chavs they'll talk like a southern gentleman on a Georgia plantation circa 1920.
Fuck off and stop samefagging, this stupid Wimpy gimmick is retarded, you're only talking to yourself, and you're ruining our comfy thread with your bullshit.
>>29436832
I have a D in English lit and an E in Media Studies :)
Only got into uni to do a diploma and then upgraded to degree whilst I was there (after getting kicked out twice for non attendance). I don't think anyone has worse A levels than me.
>>29436980
>I sure love is American
>Georgia plantation
I would sooner accuse you of being American just for spouting this when it was common to be said around Oxford and the Isle of Wight itself.
>Wimpy gimmick
It is only a god damned point because it was used as evidence of someone living somewhere they have literally never, ever been to in their life. It's as stupid as saying [city centre] has a Woolworths open
>>29437022
Your stupid gimmick is over mate. We all saw through it. Bye bye, better luck next time.
Also you must be pretty sick in the head to make up that rape story, see a doctor.
>>29437051
I'm the person who proved it was wrong because no one else actually saw that he didn't live where he claimed. Now change your post formatting, huh? Kinda like how "he" stopped posting
>>29437072
>Proved yourself wrong.
Mental case.
>finished uni
>neet over summer
>don't know what to do with my time
please help bros i have no money and im sick of vidya
>>29437107
>neet over summer
fuck off normie
ebay has an erotic clothing section.
its always fun looking at the used stuff.
most of its trannys tho I can tell.
one guy selling some used fetish gear,
includes diy lolly making kit.
I would bet a million hes used it to make shit-sickles. theyre always into scat.
somebodies going to buy that unknowingly wanting a bargain.
>I put on a pound since yesterday
>checked my BMI
>I'm borderline overweight
Self confidence status: crushed
>>29437198
Poleaboo was unaware of this, he is interested
>>29437221
You're interested in eating an ice lolly made of shit.
This is a new one.
>>29437234
I just meant I'm interested in checking out the section
>>29435659
could probably pull that off
Been playing Witcher 1 after someone mentioned it in here the other day.
Very comfy game. Life has been pretty good the past couple of days
Every single one of my (admittedly few) matches on Tinder recently has been American.
What the fuck is going on, why are they all pouring out over here? With their fucking university initialisms that they assume everyone knows, their "adventurous attitudes"?
STOP BEING SO UNAPPROACHABLE REEEEE
>>29437251
Fetishising your "dysphoria" again I see
Literally an AGP
>>29437488
He really is man.
He is going to be one of those guys who gets his cock cut off and ends up regretting it.
>>29435866
ended up getting dominos
too poor for papa johns
>>29437488
There's nothing wrong with wanting to look sexy
>>29437520
Christ if money is an issue then why order takeaway pizza at all? It's the biggest rip off in food.
You know that Dominos have a whole team of food scientists who's only job is to come up with new methods to create a pizza with less cheese, without the consumer noticing?
>>29437618
Literally who fucking cares
>>29437642
Someone who is so poor that he has to be careful which pizza place he orders from?
>>29437661
That part is fine, yea. People without money are idiots for buying expensive food
Whining about profit margins and cheese "authenticity" is lame as fuck though. All that matters with fast food is: Do you enjoy the taste
>>29437661
Well in fairness my local dominoes does a 50% off thing as it is in a student area, and Papa Johns doesn't.
Hardly unreasonable to base a decision on price in that scenario.
>>29435776
I over think everything else apart from job applications
>>29437172
what a boring old meme
who here /wimpyonhighstreet/ lads
>>29437795
Don't try and force memes. It's lame
just ate a whole freshly cooked chicken
>>29437870
Poultry in comparison to my lasagna
>>29437618
I work for Wimpy and we also have a team of food scientists, trying to make the bender on a bun even more bendy.
Wimpy Launches Grassroots Viral Marketing Effort
In a last gasp for the business, Wimpy chiefs have launched a viral marketing scheme on 4Chan, trying to get the lucrative NEET KHV market.
The campaign launched last night with a story about a brutal child rape using olive oil, which provoked angry confrontation between Wimpy experts and Wimpy neophytes. The story was carefully formulated to distance Wimpy from all pedophilia allegations, while simultaneously casting a shadow over trendy foods like olive oil.
The campaign is scheduled to go on until 2022.
>Polish females
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPP5SiGKemk
>>29438029
ngl i did fancy a wimpy after all that shite used to love wimpy when i were younger
>>29438064
How did you ever think you could get her?
Obviously she is well out of your league.
>>29438136
For the millionth time, I never wanted to fuck her
I just wanted to be friends
Hardly even that
I just wanted her to talk to me
>>29438064
>fat Paki
>fit Polish lass
No chance sorry lad
>>29438186
Not fat
Just under the BMI mark for being overweight
>>29438165
Mate she is out of your league for friends too.
Out of your league for even acknowledging your existence.
chippy or chinese lads
>>29438222
Chippy, hands down.
>>29438222
>chinese lads
>>29438251
>le funy gramur msitek xd
>>29438222
Chinese, no question.
Chippy is bland council food.
>>29438266
no i was saying he should get chinese
>>29438210
Don't you remember how I always mentioned her two female paki friends and brown paki manlet beta orbiter (with whom she had a very close relationship, he would make her laugh, she'd always smile at him when talking and they'd have staring contests, she'd even demand a rematch, can you imagine that? That girl willingly making constant eye contact with that freak for a lengthy period of time)
Anyway
Point being
If she would be friends with them, why not me?
>>29438207
You're fat. We've seen the pictures
>>29438311
I've lost 6+ lbs since the latest pics
>>29438305
Just let it die, I fucking cringe every time you post now, it's not even funny anymore
How do i watch the movie night fellow robots?
Is it a cytube or something?
>>29438305
It's nothing to do with race.
>brown paki manlet beta orbiter
You mistakenly believe that you are superior to this guy. From what you are saying, it sounds like you are very wrong.
The simple fact of the matter is that your company was not enjoyable and you probably gave off a weird creepy vibe that everyone could notice. Because you are, indeed, a weird creepy guy.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10545347
http://www.strawpoll.me/10545347
http://www.strawpoll.me/10545347
http://www.strawpoll.me/10545347
http://www.strawpoll.me/10545347
>>29438382
look in op image shop window
>>29438382
It's been cancelled
>>29438382
literally sound like an alien trying to blend in
fellow human
theyre opening a new CeX near me lads, one of the first to send in my CV, might finally end this neethood
Poleaboo masterbated to a video of a trans woman sucking a dog. After ejaculating, he felt guilty and thought of his childhood dog
just ate a quiche that went off on the 17th.
>>29438478
You are an omega.
The manlet guy was a beta. Women are happy to be friends with betas.
Omegas get totally rejected by all, go away and become trannies and wank to dog sex.
>>29438476
Unless you know about phones and laptops you can fuck off.
I had an interview and all they did was ask me about phone specs exclusively because any fuck can sell a video game.
>>29438543
they said i dont even need any experience lad
>>29438563
that doesn't have anything to do with knowledge.
I mean good luck m80 im not trying to shit on your parade. Just that's what happened to me.
>>29438584
i'll read up a bit anyway, i know about some specs and shit but if you threw a nokia at me and asked me what processor is in it i'd have no clue
>>29438478
You're a walking, mumbling failed fetish
