horny femanon here
what would /r9k/ do to me?
Punch you in the neck.
>>29430575
Probably shave that mat off.
>>29430575
Kick you in the twat
If you have good hygiene, I think you're golden.
thanks, but no thanks roastgoblin
Yeah I'd eat that pussy up desu
fug you tbqh, i don't really find you attractive in any way but i'm not the best looking myself
Mmm girl I would just hold you down andhug you and then cry a lot I'm so lonely
stick my willy up """your""" fanny
bitch u ugly
I'd pay that alimony.
>>29430575
Honestly I think you're too pretty to be posting shit like this.
Sitting on my face would be a good start though.
it literally takes two seconds to google your image
nice try fatass
>>29430575
oh hell no thot foh i aint fucking wit your tarantula pussy
>>29430575
bitch pussy look like sum roast beef fell on the floor and rolled under the couch
First, I'd make you shave until you were presentable, then I'd tie you up and make you suck my cock. I'd pick a hole to fuck depending on how well you did.
>>29430575
Honestly I just want you to cuddle yourself for a while.
t. betacuck
>>29430671
>filename
it's just some harmless RP
>>29430703
HAHAHAHA Holy shit I kek'd
turn 360 degrees and walk away
this original comment is brought to you by anonymous
>>29430575
Yes. Pubic hair is my thing
Buy you a razor
>>29430627
sad but oh so true tbqh oregno phamilia
Love you and do anything you want as long as I get attention.
I would only have sex with you if you liked me back and we would cuddle afterwards and you would hold me while I cry and I would do the same for you.
Make you hate me with my awkwardness and avoidance behavior.
>>29430828
> 360 degrees
> walk away
thats not how it works you faggot
>>29430971
Newfag detected
Originalocommento
>>29430575
Feed you a bowl of eggs
>>29430575
obviously fake, and for proof just reverse search the fucking image you fucking degenerates
>>29430575
Make you learn how to take photos at decent angles.
>>29430971
>art degree is useless they said
>>29430575
I want to make her cum in my mouth
>>29430575
roastie get ye gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
>>29431013
Troll'd
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can i smell your farts? i would plug every single pube crevice out of your cunt
pathetic loser and his pathetic losers replying to his bait thread.
>>29432674
super sleuth
Punch you in your hairy beaver. Clean that shit you fucking pig
I'd offer you a drink, drugged of course, I would then tie you down and wait for you to wake up.
When you finally wake up, I'll take out some pincers and begin extracting your fingernails one by one. When done with that, I'd give you a nice full body shave before giving you surprise homemade electrotherapy. After feeding you for the day, I leave.
The next day, I'll start removing your teeth, roast and clit, and fuck you in the bloody mess while giving your nipples the same treatment. When I'm done, I remove a single toe and finger, which I'll do every day until you're out.
By day ten, I'll remove your hands and feet, keeping them as souvenirs, perhaps to auction them on /r9k/.
As a last parting gift, I remove your tongue too, for you're going outside. I take you to an abandoned pond, and tie you down on a boat, rub some honey over your entire smooth, fujoshit body, before letting you drift.
I come back to visit everyday to forcefeed you, checking up on all the insects who burrowed into your flesh, colonizing your eyesockets for whatever insect queen they decide to house.
I do everything in my power to keep you alive, because I love you.
>>29430575
stab you in the chest
>>29433059
threads dead already, no need to nail it down
>>29431173
>>29430971
>rageface
>troll'd
gtfo 9gag faggot
Slay you in the hope to find some skooma or moon sugar.
>>29430703
>virgin detected.
can't wait til you lose your virginity
>>29430737
le updoots to the left!
I don't like the way your vagina looks, nor your face
Sorry
>>29430575
I'drename that photo before reposting it
