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Think being single is rough? Qt3.14 on the internet got you down?
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Think being single is rough? Qt3.14 on the internet got you down?

Try being stuck on a one year lease with an crazy borderline abusive girlfriend.

SHE SEEMED SO FUCKING NORMAL BEFORE

I am so confused at all times, and even if I get out now the next year or so of my life is FUCKED.

So, consider yourself lucky robots, it could be much worse.
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>gf
*sigh* normie, out
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>>29430563
>oh no muh xclusive neet board
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>>29430468
Abusive how? What does she do?
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>>29430735
Very controlling on who I do and don't hang out with, when I stand up for myself she throws a fit. Cries constantly about everything, and it's hard to talk to her about anything serious because she flips it around and suddenly I'm the one who needs to shape up.

It sounds like I obviously should've abandon ship ages ago, but it's really hard to see these things when you're in it and to not take someone seriously when they promise they're going to change and you care about them.

Plus I'm a beta people pleasing faggot
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This is the kind of bitch, that if you don't leave her, one of three things happens
> you become a beaten she'll of a man who follows her around the mall with her purse around your neck as she verbally abuses you in front of strangers
I seen it.
> You snap one day and murder her, and you don't even remember it you're so man, then all of a sudden one day you're in prison for life and everyone talks about that bitch like she was a saint
> She pops out a couple of kids and then kills herself from post parting depression, leaving you a single dad to raise kids who are going to manipulate you emotionally just like mom did.
RUN
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>>29430932
Sounds like my boss. She is a horrible power tripping wacko.
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>>tfw this happened to me but worse years ago
>>tfw I deserve it for being a normie
*looks out window*
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>>29430778
I know that feel dude.

My last gf seemed normal but was crazy in the head.

She did what yours did.
And cut herself
And tried sudoku
And was unemployed and incompetent

It is great not to be wheighted down by her anymore.

Feels freeing.
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>>29430695
>>oh no muh xclusive neet board

so basically you just came here to get attention from depressed people and to try to subtle brag to boost your ego. you're an asshole and you deserve everything that you're going through right now.
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>>29431246
>>29430778
>Not making her dress up in a cat girl costume while you fuck another girl on your bed and you make her drink both of your piss.

That's what I did.
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>>29430468
You must be Eggman
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>>29430468

Fuck off back to plebbit from whence you came, normie scum. Nobody cares about your normie problems, so complain about the gf none of us will ever have somewhere else. Your pathetic plea for attention is not recognized here.

This is the equivalent of a billionaire who inherited his wealth joining a forum for working class people to discuss their problems and complaining about his butler being rude. It's pompous and screams of a complete lack of self awareness that even us autistic frogposters can sniff out. That or you know exactly what you're doing and you're just an attention whoring cunt.

Tl;dr normies out wry
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>>29431246

>My last gf

What has r9k come to? Are we just going to let these disgusting normies destroy our one safe haven?

NOT ON MY WATCH

REEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEE

NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29430468
this is quality bait

someone coming here to complain about having a gf

and then using the le 4chan frogmeme to seal it
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>>29430468
Do you really need to come to a board full of lonely people to subtly brag? No, I dont feel bad about your """problems."""" Fuck off.
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>>29431265
But this board is not exclusively depressed people you imbecile. Stop trying to put everything in a box. You can't organise 4chan.
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You idiots think the only thing to ever be deoressed about is a lack of someone to bump uglies with? If you really believe that you are fucking stupid. You can be completely satisfied with your significant other and still feel lonely or sad.
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>>29432636
sounds like you're just really entitled then.
>WAHHHH, I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED TO BE HAPPY BUT IM STILL SAD :(
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>>29432659
You have a really narrow point of view.
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>>29432678
How can you feel lonely when you are literally not lonely?
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>>29432636

We understand that normies can feel sad and hurt about the situation with their significant other, desu. In fact, we are well aware, for the most part, that having a girlfriend doesn't fix your problems.

But here's the kicker, you cunty normie scum. There are other boards and sites for normies to complain about their relationships. This isn't one of them. See >>29432542, OP is complaining about leg pain to a crowd of paraplegics for an ego boost.

Go back to rebbit or b or nigger vine or wherever you came from for the summer.
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>abusive BPD
oh boy, that's a fucking mess in people, gf or otherwise. it's usually the worst in intimate relationships though. i was roommates with a dude whose gf was borderline & off the wall. he put up with a lot of her bullshit, but he finally grew a spine when she grabbed his laptop and threw it at his pupper because she saw him talking to a chick on Facebook (it was his sister)

honestly, talk to your landlord and tell him you're in an abusive situation. see what it'd cost to break your lease early
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>>29432542
>This is the equivalent of a billionaire who inherited his wealth joining a forum for working class people to discuss their problems and complaining about his butler being rude

You forgot the part where the butler throws plates at you and "forgets" to feed your pets or close their gate, because you were looking at porn. Even if the person with BPD wasn't OP's gf, being stuck in a year lease with them would be hell. OP would literally have a better time living with most schizos
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You chose to be with the dumb bitch. It's your fault, moron.
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any man who gets abused by a woman is a pathetic beta

you literally just have to put her in her place, shout at her, intimidate her, smack her

if u cant control a woman u are weak and sad
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>>29432687
Listen, newfriend. This isn't your board. You're a squatter. You may think you're the majority but you're actually just an extraordinarily vocal minority.

I was here from the start. Back when "feels" weren't one dimensional complaints. Before the memeposting. Before the neet threads and the mysogyny and the meaningless complaints.


Let me tell you something about my city anon. There's this tunnel that connects to the highway, the one major highway to enter the bordering states. Some days, you go through it and find that traffic is at a crawl. A complete jam. You inch along at 2mph the whole time expecting some huge wreck or a checkpoint for some manhunt or some damage on the road. When you emerge you realize the whole time you were in that tunnel that absolutely nothing was wrong. You were forced to slow down because everyone ahead of you did. You could not advance because they wouldn't and no one knows why. Just at some point some idiot slowed to a crawl and everyone followed suit, afraid to be the one to do it different.

That's this board now. Thanks to that underage faggot spamming "chad" threads and "cum on face" threads you all think this is your own personal echo chamber.

R9k used to be interesting and multidimensional and engaging. It used to be a thinking man's /b/. Now it's the retard ward.
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>>29432847
>R9k used to be interesting and multidimensional and engaging.
Quit lying it was never good.
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>>29432875
You wouldn't know newfag
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>>29432847
its crazy that you spent so much time writing that

you probably think youre giving a hannibal lector lecture on r9k

you posted this thread as bait, but you got dragged in over your head, and now youre getting angrier and putting in more effort than the people your baiting

your story is bullshit, but I hopes its true

you and your imaginary abusive manic pixie fairy borderline girlfriend deserve eachother
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>>29432892
>implying you would
I can make up stories too
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>>29432899
I'm not op faggot. I wandered in here to see a thread that was different than the daily drivel.
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>>29432926
How is some beta loser complaining about his girlfriend "interesting?"
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>>29432948
By the sole virtue that it is different. This board is so samey beggars can't be choosers
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>>29432797
Then fire the butler.

Yes, normies really are this stupid folks
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>>29432981
normalshits whine about their gfs here fairly frequently.
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>>29433014
Well I was honestly hoping for crazy stories about mentally ill gfs
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>>29432847
>tfw used to think anything would be an improvement over the "pseudo-intellectual" tag hurled around a while back
>now we got a million variations on cuck instead
>people stop sympathizing with one another
>true-scotsman over who's a robot & who's a normie gets more and more arbitrary and divisive
>have a job? don't use piss jugs? don't have a defect that can only be fixed with surgery? over 5'11"? you do drugs? you don't do drugs? white? black? not bald? yes to any = normie

it's the most divisive it's ever been, and slowly becoming the other side of the coin to tumblr (both sides fueled by bitterness, have lots of infighting, echo chambers, etc.). the main difference that's left, is anonymity on here

>>29432991
>Then fire the butler.

and then you lose the inheritance because there's a clause in the will stating you have to keep the butler for a year in order to keep it. do you know how a lease works, or was reading past the 2nd sentence in the OP too much for ya & tuckered you out? lemme give you a hand and point it out

>Try being stuck on a one year lease

there, that wasn't so hard was it?

>a one year lease

that means he has a year in which he's legally obligated to live, or at least pay to live, with whatever scumfuck they signed with. ending it early means paying most of the remaining rent, as well as separate fees. it also risks blacklisting OP from other landlords in the area

>Yes, normies really are this stupid folks

nig i'm a khv. i'm saying this stuff 'cause long-term leases w/ others are almost as bad as marriage. people being enjoyable to be around, doesn't equate to them being enjoyable to live with. it truly is hell, to be legally bound to pay for several months, to live with someone you hate. it cucks your wallet and comfort at home
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