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>tfw im jewish and work with jewish girl whos a few years older than me (im 24 shes 26)
>shes a beautiful perfect jew with pretty ethnic face, long curly brown hair, large breasts, thick body, etc
>also from new jersey so she has dat attitude
>always joking around with her
>tfw too woody allen looking and autistic to have a chance with her, even to ask to hang out with her outside of work
oy vey this is like the holocaust all over again guys
>>29429470
gay jew here. Its a lot of work finding another jew.
>>29429498
im basically as non-practicing as you can get. my father is the jewish one and i never had a bar mitzvah and dont celebrate any holidays even hanukkah
you should move to new york or something then im sure its packed with gay jews
>>29429470
How hairy is she though?
>>29429527
>my father is the jewish one
Doesn't that make you a goy?
>>29429573
i dont think ive ever seen her arms or legs. im too busy looking at her beautiful face
>>29429600
yeah technically its only passed down on mothers side but i look jewish as fuck and got tired or trying to explain it when people would ask me if i am
>>29429625
Does she at least have a bit of a mustache then?
>>29429653
i dont think so unless she shaves it or something
i dont care all i know is that shes pretty as fuck and jewish as fuck
Go for it. You only get 1 life man. Just man up alpha and tell her how you feel.
non-jew here
can somebody jewish here get me a job
>>29429683
Well if she removes all her body hair then it's pointless to be with a Jewess. She has to at least grow out her forearm hair and happy trail.
Just do what I do and fuck black chicks.
Jewishness is a curse.
>>29429743
i am going to look next time she has bare arms. but she looks so god damn jewish. when i first saw her and saw how huge her boobs were i should have guessed she was jewish
>>29429755
wait you're a jewish robot and you fuck black girls? how do you get it to work?
and how is jew a curse
>>29429771
How's her nose? I love Jewish chicks, but they're really rare in my country, we kind of, well, you know.
>>29429527
ur not a jew. And NYC sucks.
>>29429837
i may not be religiously jewish but im ehtnically
>>29429470
>also from new jersey so she has dat attitude
I don't know why you think fondly of New Jersey. This state sucks.I'm also jewish, tfw pol will never like you
>>29429797
non-ghetto black girls (and even some ghetto ones) like nerdy ass white guys, it's a change of pace for them, especially darker skin girls. I also like the fact that when I'm getting to know them I don't have to do all the talking. I can just sit back and listen.
The main reason I like them though is that they are literally the opposite of jewish girls
Jewish chicks:
>titanic tits, no ass to speak of
>long, thin noses
>usually really short
>can be really hot when young but age like sour milk
Black Girls
>giant asses, usually smaller tits
>wide, flat noses
>can be a little more homely when younger, but age like fine wine
Jewishness is a curse because it's like 0.5mm away from being white, but not fully being white, and our source of pride is "muh bankers" "muh hollywood"
>>29429994
i dont have sex at all with anyone, thats whhy im on r9k. i guess you're lucky in that respect. i love thick girls like latinas, light skinned/mixed race black girls, jewish girls. im just too autistic
man that would be so cool to get with a latina or black girl and just banter and insult and tease each other back and forth
>know about just one other jew at college
>solid 9/10 ashkenazi
>shes in a relationship with a goyim
>done with school and probably never going to see her again
>Tfw got all of the good Jewish aesthetics
Whew lad
>tfw this thread wouldn't exist if Hitler had done his job properly
>>29430993
Yeah it would, we'd just have to import QTs from Madagascar.
>tfw Jewish
>tfw went to Jewish high school and elementary school
>Member of Hillel in Uni
Why the fuck do you guys like Jewish girls they're the worst? They're greedy, mean, spoiled, and just not nice people. I exclusively date white girls.
>>29431069
They're very hairy, they have cute noses and eyebrows, they are chubby in all the right places, they're just the best.
>>29431142
You're completely missing the personality, one of the most important parts of a woman.
>>29431163
Oh you still believe there are magical unicorns with good personalities?
>>29431187
There are girls with acceptable ones. Jewish girls have awful personalities.
>>29431069
You described all jews, not just girls.
>>29431253
B..but i'm Jewish and i'm not like that. And I have a few male friends who aren't either.
>>29431279
Then you're not a True Jew.
>>29431279
Maybe you're the minority. On boards with flags like /int/, Israelis are constantly angry and butthurt. They have some massive complexes and seriously think they are a superpower and look down on everyone else.
>>29431312
You caught me. I'm only a halfie.
>>29431279
Me want make hybrid babies in your godforsaken womb
>>29431279
Are you like this though >>29431142
WOW GUYS I GUESS THE JEW ARE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME
>>29431330
Is your penis mutilated or intact?
>>29431142
Jewish girls for all white men. If you're a Jewish woman you have to have a white non-Jewish boyfriend/husband, it's the law now.
>>29431377
They already do that though, since only the mother has to be Jewish for the kids to be, so they're free to marry Chads from wealthy white families.
>>29431338
Sorry friend, i'm a guy. No womb here, only boi pussy.
>>29431328
Yeah, thats how Israelis are. They're very pushy and aggressive because of their culture of constantly being invaded and killed. They're very macho and butthurt.
>>29431348
I have a cute noise but i'm pretty thin. Again, i'm a guy.
>>29431368
Mutilated. It haunts me everyday. I'm not doing that to my kids. It's literal mutilation.
