who /birthday/ here?
I'm 22 robots. tell me to like kill myself or something. toot.
>>29429283
why so pale?
>>29429283
are you drinking anything? i slammed a pint of fireball then drank half a bottle of vodka on my birthday after my only friend didn't want to get drunk with me
How about you not post your picture fag boy?
>>29429283
is this what samson looked like before he got JUSTED
>>29429283
Why would we tell such a nice young man to kill himself? Hope you have a great day!
>>29429291
>being a nigger
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>29429291
mom's a paddy
>>29429306
nah. i actually haven't really been drinking lately. whenever I get drunk, I'm like "this is nice" for about ten minutes, and then I'm like "okay, I'd like to not be drunk anymore now" and then I start to get really anxious. plus i get some slammin' diarrhea
>>29429311
little late for that i guess
>>29429339
thank
>>29429322
whom?
>>29429311
Are his fingerprints gone now? I always wanted to remove mine
>>29429404
I remember reading something about needles and pineapple juice but I'm pretty sure it's not real.
You're a decent looking guy, bro, but maybe you should shave. And maybe beef up.
>>29429587
thanks. i shave if i'm going to leave the house, and i've been lurking /fit/ for a while now. once i have a more permanent place i'm living i can get a gym membership
Where did all these attention whores come from?
You kinda look like that stage actor guy that loves posting his face on here. You aren't him, are you? Otherwise this is gonna be awkward.Happy Birthday anyway. If it wasn't so late I'd give you a vocaroo like I usually do.
my bday is in 2 hours. my mom told me happy bday a short while ago. thats about it though.
>>29429807
i'm afraid i have some bad news
>>29429283
Happy birthday mate, hope you're enjoying it
>>29429804
From one or a mix of these places:
>>>/soc/
Tumblr
9gag
The news
Friends talking about that anonymous hacker site
CIA/FBI or some other government/corporation shill agency
The last one is unlikely.
