There wasn't a thread up so here it is. How is everyone this week and do you have any plans? (not likely)
>>29429194
Not too much, just meeting up with some slag I met on ashley madison for some public sex on wednesday night.
otherwise, just working.
>>29429194
Yeah not a lot going on, uni is over for the semester so now I'm just sitting around masturbating pretty much.
Anyone here /brisbane/?
exam today
just looked at last yearsi'm fucked
>>29429745
What was your exam for?
>>29429418
brisbane fag here, fuck off cunt
>>29429790
'software engineering'
i'm only second year
>>29429791
The only cunt here is you cunt!
>>29429816
Well good luck.
>>29429841
>Well good luck.
I'll need as much luck as I can get.
I'm banking on a natural disaster or solar flare or something.
I just fucked up my GPA by failing ONE course, I fucking got A- and A in the other too, now I have to drop out
>>29430023
W-what was your GPA?
Remember when Australia was really laid back? People would sit on their porch on the weekend with their neighbours drinking beer and smoking cheap cigs while naked toddlers ran through sprinklers. People wore flannel shirts from target and Lowes, ugg boots, thongs. Construction sites had heavy metal, grunge and post rock playing on the radio. People went camping or to the beach on the weekends. You could walk around shirtless anywhere you wanted, at the pub, in shopping centres, playing with other kids down the street, there was no status to uphold nor any image.
God I miss those days. Now we have to put up with strange Americanization. Hipster men and slutty weirdo women with blue dyed hair who are obsessed with nonexistent issues.
There's no equal ground to talk to other Australians, they speak in this weird way and have their own culture, an American culture.
>>29429418
brisfag, what do you want
Honest question do any of you know whats up with the trasperth shut down im at the perth underground platform 1 and the there has not been a train for two hours plus there is lots of police every where and they just told us that the whole joondalup line has been shut down and they will provide bus survises has there been a happening?
>>29430146
I live in Bendigo. That's not here. Well, there's a Wholefoods, but the ladies there are nice, and they have good products like goat and buffalo stuff. No "nu males", though.
>>29430146
I don't know if things have changed that much.
Even if they have, I don't give enough of a shit to notice.
Recently was made redundant and got a good severance package. Have broken up with long term drainer girlfriend and moved back in with parents in their fancy new house. This is the best thing that has ever happened to guys. I have purchased a large amount of methamphetamine, shit is getting real.
>>29429194
i got plans on friday.
Booked an appointment for a body slide massage with an escort.
So now i gotta hold off fapping so my deathgrip syndrome eases up a bit.
Also just realized i have really bad backne anyone know how to quickly cure some bad back acne?
>>29430023
I'm expecting to fail two classes this semester. Potentially three.
I just think I won't register for next semester's classes and stop going. I see no point in continuing.
>>29429418
yeh
whats up?
>>29430203
>>29431130
I dunno, I'm bored wanna hang out or something?
>Tfw friend insists on wearing headsets when we're in the same room
I feel like I'm in an epsiode of the big bang, unironically *
>>29431154
maybe? what did you want to do?
i assume you're in the city
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>>29432224
wtf mate
it was chill
why'd you go and fuck it up
>>29430597
have you told parents yet? i doubt they'll let me go NEET, i'll probably have to wageslave at mcdonalds
>>29432237
M8, me aul ma caught me doing me pig dance the other day and now im embarrassed and stressed out
Anyone live in Launceston?
Still don't have any friends 8^)
>>29429194
Probably gonna fuck my shemale fwb soon, then sit on my sore ass until I can get to uni/get my business back up and running.
Living that hermit lifestyle desu senpai.
>>29432313
what. the. fuck.
iubgiu
>>29432313
thats a tranny named juzzi and they are underage
>>29432313
anon, come to queenstown. You have to be my buttslave tho
>>29432338
How do you know?
robot9000k
>>29432412
But queenstown has even less people, and I don't wanna be a butt slave ;__;
I didn't know that part of tasmania even had any people in it.
>>29432455
You're unlikely to find anyone from Tasmania here. I am your only option buttslut
>>29429194
/melbourne-sound/ checking in
tfw echo ignores me. feels bad man
tfw no qt3.14 trap friend to hang out with in public while they wear a vibrating anal plug
no homo
im also not gay, but now i have a boner
thank robofriend
>>29429194
Working on getting less buttsalted about overwatch and also vaguely attempted to branch out from my comfortable lucio/torb nest. I'm doing...tolerably as zarya but I wanna be able to cover more situations and pick actual assaults
>>29433075
That's cool bro.
Here's a manga for totally straight guys to jack off to.
https://nhentai.net/g/164361/tfw no trap slut
>>29433232>tfw not a trap slut
Why even live desu
>>29433232
thanks fellow straight guy
i'll go fap to this
after all, it's still straight if he looks like a girl
>>29433247>want a trap slut>every trap is taller than me
>>29433269
We should totally be bros and jack off together on mic. It's not gay or anything, we're just imagining fucking some hot chickswith feminine penises
https://nhentai.net/g/139808/
>>29433307
i remember this one time in high school wrestling club all the boys were fooling around and someone got dared to suck off all the boys. He ended up doing it because he obviously wasn't a faggot. THen when that ended we all had butt sex, no homo intended. It was a sports exercise
>>29433364
Sounds like a good bonding activity for a bunch of straight boys.
thoughts on marc lepine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXs8Ds71YaI
oregami
>>29432313
Ricky Ponting detected
>>29432412
Queenstown is in New Zealand m8
>>29433414
I'm going there next year with my family on a holiday should but fun.
>>29433428
I've been to the Tassie West Coast, it's beautiful
What do you even do? I can't imagine there being any jerbs or unis in the area
>inb4 15yo
>>29432282
Not yet.
I'm sorta fucked though because I can't even find the shittiest of wageslave work.
Uni was my only option.
uni mid year break
nothing to do but sleep, gamen, and fix the car
I don't think I did well this semester
>>29433379
I was m8. We all become the closest of friends. Sometimes share the occasional hand here and there when it comes to being mates but we all turned our pretti straight
>tfw you want to be a qt grill but you can't do anything without your hand being held
can some anon get me hormones and feed them to me pls
>>29433477
>I don't think I did well this semester
me either anon, me either, just going to game for 3 weeks straight lol
>>29433470
i'll probably end up at some shitty technology/trade school
>>29433503
>can't do anything without your hand being held
that feel
I haven't even started driving lessons. I'm the biggest manchild ever.
>>29430146
Shut up faggot being a degenerate who sits on the porch drinking and smoking is not positive. Kill yourself.
>be 193 cm tall
>have no problem finding cute traps shorter than me
>>29433527
you should be the trap, manlet
>>29433526
East coast nu-male detected. Take your vape and drown yourself in the Yarra you filthy mulburnian cuck. You are what is wrong with this once great southern land.
i am a 31 yr old man and any interaction with real life women these days only repulses me more.
>>29430146
It's still like that in some country towns but its mostly a 90s thing desu
Who here /perth/?
Weather was a lot better today I guess.
>>29433523
i can drive!
w-what state?
>>29429194
First day of the first job I ever had, cleaning and collecting trolleys at coles
>didn't mind it but my feet are really sore, any tips on preventing and curing blisters
>also how long do I need to have the job till I can use it as experience and apply to something else?
>>29433503
qhi.co.uk
order spironolactone & estradiol
pretty slow to arrive but quite a bit cheaper than inhousepharmacy
ihp is good for fincar if you're losing your hair
>>29433620
This, tall traps are the best traps t b h
>>29429194
NZ here crashing the party. I'm gonna go gym with my bud on Friday, gonna try to get this fat depressed friend of mine to come gym with me tomorrow as well. Still waiting for results and exams to finish, then gonna call up the crew and see if we can get some MtG Commander going.
>>29433627
You're playing into the left cucks hands. You portray Australian culture as degenerate as fuck and that gives the people that you hate so much the ability to easily dismiss Australian culture as a whole. There were good things about Australian culture but you don't know about any of it. It doesn't matter now because globalisation has destroyed culture forever.
>American fiance.
>Filing for visa soon.
>Going to get the fuck out of here.
>Don't even have to work because on full time aged carers pension thanks to my awesome grandmother.
I'm fucking bored though, holy shit.
>>29433851
>on carers pension
>keep nan locked up in the shed and push food scraps under the door to keep her fed.
>>29433880
"she'll be right"
>>29433756
is this legal in australia?
like i'm not gonna end up in yatla for importing drugs or anything
>>29430146
You ain't been to penriff lately eh?
why the fuck is cairns full of drunk homeless abos?
wow, someone other than me actually made an aus thread, and it still turned out to be gay anyway. I guess I know who to blame for that.
>>29434640
The Australian threads on /pol/ give me reason to believe this country will turn into africa given some decades.
>>29434640
We aren't called ausfags for nuthin.
Officially finished my TAFE course today. It's the first thing of any significance I've actually completed in years. I'll be following it up with a similar course next semester, but in the meantime I've got three weeks to fuck around with. I'd love to just chill the fuck out for a bit and try to have some fun but I live with my super-normie judgmental family and I'm gonna feel like they're looming over me condemning me if I'm not fulfulling their standards of constructive use of free time. That said I wouldn't mind dabbling in wageslavery for a bit so as to save up enough to be able to move the fuck out and live in my own filth comfortably.
been kinda sick for the past 2 weeks and still workingonly just started work a month ago, 3 hour commute overall every fucking day to work. JUST.Anyone wanna hang out on Friday night, meet up at Flinders station or something. im so fucking lonely desu
>>29434810
b-but I don't meet with normies ;-;
Who were those cute twinks that were posting lewds last week? femboys post locations?
lets all have one big gay orgy on tinychat until we're all so gay that we turn straight and then girls will like us, what do you guys say
/Sydney/ here. 40 yo dad looking for a cute trap to spoil and fuck senseless.
>>29435236
see? slut.
i need a qt femboy to snuggle
>>29430233
I also live in bendigo. You aren't looking hard enough mate, loiter in the mall for an hour and you'll understand if you aren't raped by Claude on that time
>>29430214
mate you still there?
>>29435721
ill fkini rewrek ya if u even look at me wrong m8, i was at da pub the other night when this fookin fukn GIRL came over and asked me out and i just HIT the shit out of her. I am pretty sure she died but I was out of there so fast i didnt even fuckin see wut happened u know what im say? but thats just life i guess, one day ur the best shit poster in the thread and the next ur no one
>>29435781
i- what?
origggginaaaaal
so australia is just a bunch of fags then
>>29435847
Yes, but ones too spread out to rub our femcocks together, it sucks.
>>29435847
anon, can i suck you off? I wont tell anyone\\
rREEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
![1466435520878[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VKBg6v5.jpg "1466435520878[1].jpg")
>tfw no vicslut to dress up and lewd
>>29435854
This is the worst thing, why does Australia have to be so spread out?
I've always wanted to go on one of these aussie threads while sitting at a bar and give clues as to where i am.
I wouldn't even mention the state but you have to find me.
Your reward? I don't know. Good conversation over some beers, wine, etc. I wouldn't even show what I look like, that's another set of clues as well.
Would anyone be interested?
>>29435876
I dunno, there was a survey the other day and I was literally the only melbfag, kek.
>>29430454
where abouts are you m9?
>>29435847
pretty much
>>29435876
we need to ban rural areas and only have two cities honestly
>>29435890
Wanna do another one?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10544091
>>29435897
>we need to ban rural areas and only have two cities honestly
;_;
but rural areas are comfy
tfw you will never homestead in wijdarjabugidbeegongbajang with a qt bf
>>29429194
>qt bf
These threads would be a lot better if every second poster wasn't an AIDS case.
>>29435938
>2 other brisfags
!!
>>29436188
>implying any of us get any
>tfw no bf
>>29436198
!!!
>>29430146
these are dark times we live in lads
who /blokes advice/ here?
I HAVE A COLD AND I FUCKING HATE IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29429239
OFF MY BOARD NORMIEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29436256
ur a fucking normie anyway stop that
>>29436198
o-one of those was me, but i'm only on the Gold Coast
it seemed close enough
>tfw no qt emorobots
>>29436210
!!!!postcode?
>>29436280
o-oh
thats fine, it's the closest option
>>294363074068
>>29436280
Last time I went to the gold coast I was stuck on public transport for hours trying to get back home including a bus breaking down, truly awful.
>>29436404
kek, tfw3068
>>29436404
i apologise for my city's ineptitude, i will personally make sure it never happens again
A (seemingly autistic) kid videotaped me returning books to the library today.
I genuinely had no reaction.
![1466493011799[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1I6xN4M.gif "1466493011799[1].gif")
>tfw you will never get to take care of a deliciously smoothboybutt
>70k in the bank
>still not enough to buy a one person unit in sydney
>prices have gone up since I started
I HATE THIS FEEL
FEELS LIKE I'M THROWING AWAY EVERYTHING AND NOT GETTING ANYTHING
>>29436673
>tfw the one time Ihooked up with a guyhe did that to me and it was divine
Seriously the best.
>>29436725
y-yeah, it's amazing, even as a dom top I love getting licked, and I love doing it to smooth little cute things.
>>29430146
What you described is literally what goes on in the midwestern, southern and parts northeastern US. Pretty much literally anywhere outside of portland, LA, NYC, and similar places.
t. American
I'm thinking of moving to Sydney if I get a graduate job there next year. What are some good suburbs to share a house in?
>>29436856
Lakemba is your best bet. Auburn and Blacktown are nice, too. And don't forget to check out Mount Druitt.
Who /outofbooze/ here?
>>29436926
nope
teetotal
>>29430146
It's still like that in some areas. Paddle out at basically any surf break that isn't near a major city and you'll get as many 'gday m8s' as there are other guys in the water.
But for the most part it's all over. Just send the nukes and start over tbqhwyf.
>>29436926
I'm not an alcoholic so not really but I have been wanting to get completely shit faced sometime as I haven't for ages maybe I should go get some alcohol 2morrow and shitpost on r9k whilst drinking.
>>29435938
>canberra isn't even in the poll
reeeeeeeeee
>>29436898
Have you lived in Sydney before?
>>29437036
lmao get keked on.
>>29437036
>Canberra is more forgettable than Hobart
>>29436995
maybe you should get a job, loser.
Someone come and choke on my cock already, what's taking so long?
>>29437109
>Australia
>2016
>jobs
>>29437122
Where you @
o r i g
>tfw was giving friend a blow job just seconds ago but too awkward so I stopped
>>29437154
f-fugg, all of my jelly...wish I had lewdfriend to do that to, I wouldn't let things get awkward.
Darwinfag here.
Just got back from Nipponland. Back to work tomorrow.
>$130 until payday
>$840 fine
>$350 car repair bill
>$480 rego
>$17000 loan to pay off
Guess I should prepare for maximum rekkage on my end soon.
>>29437207
>$840 fine
You bring back some lolis son?
>>29437219
Kek
Drove unregistered (going to the mechanics to get green slip) and got done.
>>29437171
he has a gf and he's bi but he's mostly uninterested in me. Guys arent really his thing ...
>>29437036
>another canberranon
please be mybf
>>29436404
>4068
you're on the opposite side of brisbane from meim 4030
>>29437244
gibb number
>>29437276
Eh not too badwanna hang out?
>>29437275
s-sure thingif i was gay
>>29437391
hahahahahahah fucking rekhim, nice
>>29437391
i-i can be an uglygirl for you, anon
Always been curious about playing with a dick and sucking one. But good luck finding a femboy in Darwin.
(Not that guy above, but RIP about funds m8)
Has anyone in here tried the bisexual route and given cocks a go?
Tfw so many fags in australia
>>29437455
>Has anyone in here tried the bisexual route
Nope, this thread is 100% straight
>>29437455
It's as fun as you imagine, desu. Not much better than getting to feel a nice uncut cock in your mouth
>>29437505
FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>>29437505
>tfworigeridoo
People should come see this band in Newtown on Saturday @ Union Hotel.
Straight Arrows - https://youtu.be/nmRCooAexoA
Lmao all this gay shit.
Anyway, throwing my first party for some mates and Qties next week. Looks like only 13 people are going to show but excited!
>>29437597
>first 10 seconds
am I listening to song 02? how fucking unoriginal can they get?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
literally identical.
>>29437636
>>/soc/
>>29437650
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
Haha it does heaps actually. Oh well they still a decent band anyone who wants something to do Sat and are in Syd go to this.
>>29437585
Shh i like fags
Why are all Australian robots actually all just gay normies who want to lewd eachother?
>>29437650
I dunno dude, been a massive autist for so long it's a nice change!
>>29438399
Congrats, you've graduated, now you no longer belong here.
