Kill yourself or improve yourself faggot, you have to choose one right now. What's gonna be? Are you really going to fucking lose 2020 2030 2040 and so on? Literally the greatest years our species will have? You can fucking star right know and have a huge role in all of this dumb fuck.
Go, choose: kill yourself or improve yourself. Tic toc motherfucker, every minute without deciding is a minute fucking wasted.
>>29428994
I wish there was a fucking war they could send me to.
>>29429281
WAR ON DRUGS MAGGOT
>>29429511
Dammit. I'm gonna go for a run. At least that's something. It helps me think after. Last time it did. I think.
Thanks drill sergeant uncle sam.
Meh. I think I'm going to jerk off a bit. Maybe make a peanut butter sandwich and play DS3. I can kill myself tomorrow.
>>29429889
That's right son, get some exercise .It's never a fucking bad idea, know that I am proud of you
Definitely killing myself. It was a good fight. I have to hand it to life. I showed some promise in the early rounds but I don't think the ref will call it early. Time to throw in the towel, I say. Why keep fighting?
Oh well, better luck next match
>>29429923
YOU FUCKING COWARD, GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING CHAIR AND HELP US BUILD A FUCKING TOMORROW
>>29429961
God damn it son there won't be a next fucking match. Fucking stay here, lose some weight and gain some knowledge motherfucker
>>29430006
AH, if life's problems were so easy. I cherish the days when my only concerns were my weight and educational status.
Why do you fear death? If a life is not worth living, why should it be lived? We are not action heros. It is not our fate to rise up to the challenge in the third act and overthrow the villain. Life is directionless, rudderless. Some of us will suffer meaninglessly for no other reason than bad luck.
It can be good to die, just as it can be good to live
>>29430175
Life is worth fucking living my boy. Villain? Fuck you we don't need a villain. There are so many beautiful places and good things to enjoy, now and in the future we will have much more. Fucking try god damn it.
>feel like a guilt/cuck fap
>open r9k
>see this at top
thanks OP, talked me out of it
But I've started counting calories, eating healthier, and excersizing as is captain! I will become a better me, or I will die trying.
I'm a manlet.
What hope is there?
>>29430243
You're welcome kid.
>>29430293
And I am fucking proud of you, you fucking got this babe.
>>29430311
Some girls do care, others do not, mostly do not. You're fine boy, don't let this hellhole meme you.
>>29428994
>2020 2030 2040
>Literally the greatest years our species will have
>>29428994
hold on I just need 1 more rank for global and then I'll choose
>>29430334
>Some girls do care, others do not, mostly do not. You're fine boy, don't let this hellhole meme you.
Some people will literally ignore all your accomplishments if you're under 5'6", and i'm 5'5", 5'6" on a good day.
I guess you're right. The memes have been getting to my head.
>>29430346
You are fucking wrong kiddo. Stick around and you will see.
>>29430385
Acting overconfident on the Internet doesn't make you right.
This is the worst decade in modern history and the coming ones will be even worse. If you did an ounce of actual research and stopped listening to your TV and shallow motivational platitudes, you would know that.
>>29430425
Oh really son? That's what you fucking think? 100 years ago we were having the fucking First World War. We were doing better back then? We are doing great, this right now is the best of times and things will only get better.
>>29428994
I'll fucking hang myself from my bathroom windowsill if you send me a video of you inhaling a glass of salt water senpai :3otherwise kill yourself.
>>29430366
choose now faggot
>>29428994
Even black people don't believe this shit, OP. The old days were objectively better, 2020-2040 will be resource wars and climate refugees, poo in loos everywhere once the monsoon stops and India become a trackless desert, and China imposing totalitarian ideals on the world.
>>29430558
No, not the fucking asians, please don't.
>>29430483
but getting to global would be an improvement for me, might as well quit csgo and finally be able to do something for my life.. so hold on
>>29430558
>2020-2040 will be resource wars and climate refugees, poo in loos everywhere once the monsoon stops and India become a trackless desert, and China imposing totalitarian ideals on the world.
give me all the facts, sources, research and books to back that up
Best decades ahead? The 80s and 90s already passed friend. We're in for some rough shit soon.
