>taking a shit at someone else's house/public
ITT: awkward situations/bad feels
>>29428889
start with yours, op give us something we are not here to entertain you
>>29428929
Okay here I go:
>At my only friends house
>have to piss really bad
>go in a hurry and fuck up
>piss down the side of my pants
>piss on friends sisters shorts she left in there
>run out of house all the way home about 3 miles
>never speak to him again
>you clog it
>Going to your friend's house for his party but he's not there yet and now it's just you and his family
>driving home close friend I've been flirting with and crush on, pretty sure she likes me too
>show her a weird catgirl video because we've been exchanging weird videos/cringe all night
>Me: "Oh god, I promise you I'm not into that stuff, I just found that by coincidence"
>Think I've saved myself
>She starts talking about how she's actually really into being a catgirl, she knows it's weird but she really wants to do it "Yeah I guess it's kind of weird I guess", clearly was gonna hint at something before I opened by big mouth
>Don't get the chance to explain myself before dropping her off
>If I bring it up now or anytime after it'll be awkward as hell and kill the magic between us
>>29428966
here we go
>be young me 6 or 7 years old still a brat
>mommy's special snowflake
>inb4 only son in a family full of girls
>family trip to the beach
>nice hotel, one bedroom for me and parents, one nextdoor for my sisters
>parents go to shopping mall, sisters sleeping
>finallyfreedom.jpg
>had the room for myself and found this really rad, played with spider man action figures or something everywhere
>suddenly I had to remember why I was left at the hotel
>horrible diarrhea caused by strange sea food, sun and sweeties
>go do my business in the bathroom, shit a lot, suffer a little, everything neat
>shit over, problem appear: I wasn't that good cleaning myself, would actually wait for mother to get home from work to clean my asshole
>Tried to wait for my parents for what looked like an eternity
>bored me decided to grab some comics or action figures in the room so I could wait in peace
>mfw liquid shit leaked from my asshole on the whole path between bathroom and room
>despair
>i tried to clean the room while shitting more everywhere in the process, didn't manage to clean myself properly
>hours later parents got back to a room full of shit on the floor, sheets, walls, furniture, ou get the picture: EVERYWHERE
>they laugh it off but I am pretty sure that's is when they discovered their son was indeed socially retarded
>my dad still makes fun of me
>I still prefer to take a bath after I shit because of this
>bathroom door doesn't have a lock
>is too far from the toilet to even block if someone opens it
