>You, sir, win the Internet.
>You. I like you.
>Upvoted!
>Edit: thanks for the reddit gold!
>>29426298
Wow. Just, wow.
I can't.
>>29426298
>Updootz ^_^
>post a politically incorrect comment on reddit
>mfw get gold
>You earned +1 internet
>Wow, that was a post-meta-oncological-meme
>Well meme'd!
>>29426298
>hello le sirs, rebbit here xD
>upboat mai poast pls
>>29426298
>browse reddit for their diy board and food boards
>venture into other boards to see what they are like
>mfw every post is like that or, 'damn have my upvote' shit
>I'm gonna show this to my wife's son. I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it!
>plot twist: OP isn't a faggot xd
>calling non-knights "sir"
Is there anything cringe than this? I wince every time I hear or see it.
You're bestowing an ancient and honored title reserved for the most accomplished and noble men upon some degenerate fuckwit on the internet who regurgitated a half-assed joke. It just reeks of circlejerk. Like we're all just giving each other virtual handjobs with greasy fingers, calling people "sir" and "gentleman".
>>29426298
I do nazi what you are talking about.
Anne Frankly, your comment makes me fuhrerious! XD
>God speed, anon
captcha: 3301
>USING caps in RANDOM WORDS (especially IN titles)
where the fuck did this come from
>can you not?
Select all images with a store front.
>I tip my hat to you, good sir! :D
>our god is an awesome god
>post-2007 /v/ memes in general
>me thinks
>kudos!
>someone passive-aggressively insults you
>you respond with direct insults
>they act hurt
>>29426298
>kek
>you're a/I am a x-fag
>you're not a REAL 90's kid like me
>rekt
this is all you need to spot someone who is mentally underage
Whenever I read the kind of comments you guys are posting, I hear them in Chris Hardwick's voice. He is the living, breathing version of leddit.
>hi, reddit
i feel like a lot of these are from reddit, and i don't go there and it doesn't bother me, but it is annoying when people call everything here reddit.
what compels people to behave like Redditors?
It can't just be autism because we are autistic
>>29427102
The upvote system is a force for ultimate evil on the large subreddits.
It's the lowest common denominator quantified except also trying to be freakin' epic, educational, and politically correct.
>>29427037
You forgot cuck. Most underage love that.
>>29426298
I love all the dad jokes in this thread.
>>29426298
Good point sir. *walks up to you* *assumes the high five position* *we high five*
>>29427102
Yeah... I bet you chuckle like the edgy retard you are everytime somebody says the word meme irl
DEAD.
>>29426403
what's up with pics of the father from Dinosaur being a thing? i like it, but it came out of nowhere
>uses meow instead of now
>>29427102
It's the liberal politically correct echo chamber and cancerous up vote system
>>29426621
excellent points good sir
>>29427209
as opposed to /pol/, which is the conservative and libertarian echochamber and cancerous bump system
>>29427102
There's a guy at my workplace who is basically Reddit personified.
He will never disagree with you unless you say something bad about women, he's incredibly passive (one telling me "maybe you just don't like Windows 10 because you're not used to it"), censors his own speech and is starving for approval. I'm pretty sure if he accidentally got linked to 4chan he'd immediately cover his eyes and slam the shutdown button. He's also short, scrawny and almost certainly Jewish.
Basically a Redditor is a "nice guy" autist, while /r9k/ users are unashamedly rude autists.
>>29427257
Yeah but it's okay because we agree with /pol/
>>29426298
>I'm so so sad, hollow and empty that I find random phrases annoying
>>29427324
That's pretty sad anon, do you want to talk about it?
>>29427257
modern young liberals are retarded pseudo-intellectual normies. not everyone else's fault they're incapable of arguing for anything except with appeals to popular feelings
>>29427312
pol is just as stupid as reddit desu
then again, most internet communities are shit
>>29427354
modern young conservatives are retarded pseudo-intellectual robots. not everyone else's fault they're incapable of arguing for anything except with appeals to unpopular feelings
>or you could just like, I dunno, x
>a circlejerking daisy chain of an overplayed pun
>every damn thread
How come this behavior is universal on Reddit, but almost nonexistent here?
Here you go everyone
Hey have you heard of h3h3 he's hilarious
Original fucking comment asfadfasdfasfadsfas
>>29427257
/pol/ has no vote system though, every post has equal oppertunity to be read.
>>29426298
>Edit: why did I get down voted?
>>29427415
we have overplayed shitposts, though
>reee normie
>those smug NEET threads
>back to red tit
>>29427427
Nothing brings THE CRINGE like a Euphoric Gentlesir Nice Guy circa 2011
>>29427415
I know exactly what you're talking about. One of the worst forms of upvote-whoring.
>>29427415
Because being original is something reddit doesn't comprehend. They just regurgitate all the shit the internet says and twist it until it's the worst shit ever. Example: The traitor trooper.
>>29427463
The difference is that we use memes. The pun daisy chains are spontaneous wordplay. Someone must know what I'm talking about?
>>29426298
I say "i like you" all the time too. It's just simple and effective.
>well done ____ well done ____ ,
>however
>>29427448
yet the same shit still gets circulated "to the top"
>>29427496
>TIL: platypuses (platypi?) lay eggs?!?!
>"Wow, that post was egg-cellent!"
>"Yeah, you might even say it was egg-citing!"
>"Eggsactly!"
>>29427496
i know what youre talking about
it's shit, but at least they're attempting to be creative. here, you're called a REE NORMIE for not agreeing that all women are shit or whatever
>>29426298
>[South Park quote]
>[Rick & Morty quote]
>This.
>>29427278
well put, anon
oregano
>>29427496
You're a big guy XD
> Post pics..for science!!1
> You sir, are a gentleman and scholar
>>29427395
and yet modern young liberals congregate in places where they can vote any idea they dislike away as opposed to places maximizing free expression of ideas. and then they continue trying to reduce free speech for the sake of their feelings even in real life.
it's almost like you're a retard playing mad libs instead of forming a coherent thought.
>>29427463
>>29427496
>we
pls. leave
>>29427590
I get this reference! XD
>>29427643
mad, are we?
>probably going to get jumped on for this but [popular opinion]
>>29427635
and yet modern young conservatives congregate in places where they can yell at an echo chamber instead of yelling at liberals all day.
it's easy to get you guys going, innit
>>29427684
>i'm going to pretend i was just pretending to be retarded
typical liberal poster
>>29427646
>BREHS
XD
>>29427713
>grasping for (You)'s
typical cuckservative, always trying to get the last word to feed your fragile ego
>reblog, save a life
>literally
>>29427755
>no one posts in order to argue for ideas in a free forum
>everyone is just trying to play retarded games like me
that's wrong but i understand why you think that.
>>29427278
So reddit is wojack and 4chan is pepe.
>>29427427
>"sips mountain dew"
This cannot be real
>>29427672
>Am I the only who thinks it's just unacceptable that women only make 77% of what a man makes FOR THE SAME JOB?
>>29427838
>no one posts on 4chan for fun
>everyone should debate about everything because that's the only fun i have
that's wrong but i understand why you think that
>>29426621
>honored title
>reserved for the most accomplished
kek you should read some books guy
>t. suburbs boy that didnt called his father sir and didn't paid respects to anyone such as teachers or whatever
>>29426532
The worst offenders of this are the ones that have loads of women and the men there are AWARE they have loads of women. Even worse if it's female dominated like the subreddits that talk about women's sexuality and shit.
They type like they have baby brains.
>>29427427
>even though he and others Gods aren't real XDD
Every fucking time.
>every word that comes of out his mouth is a movie reference
>everything has to be a debate
>he thinks everyone wants to talk about the same shit he does
why did god create these people
>>29427209
>>29427127
>up vote system
well the (you) system is just as cancerous
>>29427278
>tfw went from nice guy to worryingly out of touch in 2 years
>>29426532
DIY is the only decent board.
>try new boards
>unsure which I like least
>newfigs who don't read the sidebar
>"I'm not sure if this belongs here"
it never does
>trolling that would only piss off someone under age 10
>"you don't recognize my post style/comments. you must be new here."
>>29426621
Found the uncivilized yankee
>>29427948
thor is the only real god! (not really though he's a sexist pig.)
>>29427209
>>29427448
/pol/ retards just ignore or sling shit at the posts they disagree with, and redditors downvote the posts they disagree with. They both go on about "muh free speech". Since /pol/ is mostly conservative and reddit is mostly liberal, the same ideas are circulated, and they both become echo chambers. /pol/ is mainly underage alt-right autists, and reddit is mainly underage far-left autists.
>>29428094
>implying redditors aren't basically the average liberal at any university specializing in humanities
>why so salty xd
>>29428116
>implying /pol/acks aren't basically the average conservative who either works in the trades or has dropped out of high school
>tfw I literally think less of a person, even someone I've known for a while, if they use xD or XD unironically
>>29428211
i don't think that's true. are you the same retard who was playing mad libs earlier?
>Best.X.Ever.
>>29428211
>works in the trades
>implying most unionized tradesmen aren't liberal as fuck
>>29426629
10/10 would not hitler again.
>>29428268
>10/10 would not drumpf again
FTFY
>>29428254
the problem is you don't think, retard
>all the things
fuck you
>>29428291
*tips dumpf trilby*
>>29428216
4chan really made me hate emoticons, especially the passive-agressive ":)".
>>29426621
You sound like an autist tbqh
>>29426298
I feel the same way about seeing buzzwords used round here.
>>29428341
this post really makes me hate you, especially the passive aggressive (You)
>you're a gentleman and a scholar
>all of my x
>10/10 would x again
>x is literally [dictator]
>dank memes
>cancer(ous)
>autists who have only a superficial knowledge of history but for some reason never stop talking about history
>John Green's Crash Course: x History
>Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
>pic related
>>29428491
/r/backtoreddit
>>29428522
Did you not read the first 4 point and the John Green part?
>>29428435
NAU represent
>>29427443
>*glomps*
dude what the fuck is that
>>29428538
I just wanted to let you know I downvoted this comment as it did not contribute towards the conversation.
>>29428554
It's something yaoi fangirls use constantly, picture your dog clinging to your leg in excitement when you come home from work and you get the idea
>he claims he hates reddit but loves talking about reddit
just ignore it lads
>>29428620
>not enjoying shitting on things you hate
why are you here?
>>29428651
I'm not actually hateful, just sad.
>Edit: Why all the downvotes?
>>29428554
It's a running jump hug like in animu. Nice way to fuck up a guy's leg or something.
>>29427575
>its like that [comedian] bit
why do people think bringing up some know-nothing comedian somehow validates what they're talking about
ive seen people do it on 4chan too
>>29427672
>>29427871
>reddit likes womyn
why do people think this?
reddit is shit and (at least when i used this) were hyper agressive pc cucks, but one thing they didnt fall for was feminism
>>29427194
That was a good movie, desu
>>29426621
tippety top lad
>what do YOU think about
>how do YOU feel about
Why do people do this? Is you suddenly plural unless capitalized? If they're looking for opinions they can specify "your opinion".
>(you)
Oregano
>>29429338
>comment made by someone with an avatar or name from a tv show
>two hundred replies that are all ~five related quotes and memes on endless repeat
>>29427031
mfw this happens irl too
>image.jpg
>funnyjunk/ifunny watermarks
>tumblr filenames
>"underrated post"
>replying to fembot/orbiter thrreads
>cuck
>tripfags in general
>attentionwhores/enablers
>/soc/ tier threads
>ironic bbc threads
>that kid threads
>smug anime reaction images and animeposters
>women hate threads
>perfect punctuation posts
>BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAP
>redpill (just the term in general)
>/pol/acks
>stupidly obvious underage posters
>people who speak shitty english
>x found the x threads
>gayposters, trapposters
>people who dont actually formulate opinions of their own and are needlessly contrarian
>anything involving tinder, snapchat, facebook, instagram, etc.
>people who blame others for their problems
just a small fraction of cancer here
I, for one, welcome our overlords.
Variations of this was acceptable here at one time.
>You my good sir, are a gentleman and a scholar! I tip my hat too you! Good day sir!
>>29427178
He's very photogenic. just look at the glorious bastard
>>29426621
desu this post was even more cringey than typing sir
>stahp
>bruh
>I am LITERALLY unable to even.
>>29429719
I get image.jpg sometimes when I can't find the picture I want to post in my 4chan folder and have to find it on Google instead (copy image address and paste that into the choose file field)
>fAKE TYPIGN AS IF YOUR FRSAKING OUTT
ive noticed tumblr girls do this a lot
>>29427962
God didn't make them that way, their shitty parents who let them watch tv and play vidya all day as kids did
>>29430960
omFG IMSCR EAMING LMAO Xd
>>29427476
Says the guy posting on a board which just hops on the latest "funny ironic picture" and reposts it into eternity.
This just happened
>type in "tendie stories" on Google because I was eating tendies and felt like reading some old tendie tales
>scroll down pretty far
>notice a screen cap with a Pepe that looks awfully familiar
>it's from /r/4chan and it is one of my /r9k/ posts from last year
>not even a tendie story
>it has almost 2K upboats and 70-something comments
On the one hand, I'm a bit flattered that many people liked my post (it was a funny WoW story and I can repost if anyone is interested). On the other hand, knowing all those upvotes were from ledditors who would mock me in person and the fact that my story was stolen by some upvote whore is making me angry.
>ctrl f "toxic"
>no results
its as if you guys haven't browsed a site outside of a chan
Image is original, and so is this comment
>>29427312
>Yeah but it's okay because we agree with /pol/
no
maybe some people do but don't speak for all of us
I was very close to becoming a pretentious, tryhard fuck when I was 15 but luckily grew out of that shit
so basically no one here has dug deep for the good shit/funposting subreddits and judges it based on the normie front page bullshit. good work.
>who came here from [x]!?
>[insert dumb phrase [x] uses] xDDD
>>29427970
(you) system discourages circlejerking. If you post a stereotypical comment, most wouldn't reply to it, because there is nothing to add' even though everyone agrees. This is the type of comment thought would be heavily upvoted.
What the system encourages though is b8ing, so the exact opposite. Posting contrarian opinions, insulting the users. This stuff would be buried on reddit because lf the downvotes, but here it receives most attention. This is why /pol/ for example is full of
>/pol/ eternally btfo with no chance of recovery.
>>29432492
Kill yourself, faglette
>>29428491
>I laughed so hard, I spit my coffee onto my monitor
Why do they do that? It's obvious to everyone that this didn't happen. And yet about a year ago, reddit was full of this exact comment. I just don't understand.
>>29432915
>(you) system discourages circlejerking.
and also that the fact that everyone here is anonymous(unless you're a tripfag which nobody likes anyways).
>nice, well thought out post
>first reply is "this"
Anyone that only posts "this" in response to anything needs to lose their internet privileges.
>>29427102
internet references circlejerk culture and a massive need of approval
>>29432969
>I'm cool because I have the same sense of humor as you
>and I drink coffee
Not much to get really. Normalfags actually are exactly what they appear it doesn't make sense a person could be so simple but looking for deeper meaning is akin to diving into the kiddy pool. It just leads to a headache.
>>29433033
this
orijianal
>>29428435
>mfw a grown woman said this to me unironically a few weeks ago for holding the door for her
>Edit: spelling errors
>Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
>Using like in the middle of a sentence for no reason
>holy fuck
>Kys
>Drink bleach
>End your life
crikey!
>>29427312
pretty much ggshjdjifbhfdjjcki
>>29428570
Kek he mad n u just havin a good time
>>29428094
on reddit if your post is downvoted enough it gets sent to the bottom and hidden, so people only see if they open hidden posts
yes on pol people sling shit at posts they dont like but thats what people with opposing opinions tend to do
>>29429007
Uhhhhh. Yes they did. Go on it now. Look at all the gay SJW shit.
>>29428491
when did mspaint comics become acceptable arguments?
>>29429719
It sounds like you might be more comfortable over at plebbit. Go on now, git.
>>29433759
Shhhhh you'll trigger him.
^This
Sad I have to make this original.
>perfectly good thread
>the wife and I found this little tyke hiding behind a dumpster, down on his luck. Reddit, meet patches
>>29428435
i like this picture
it looks like they are good friends and they are having fun hanging out together
their group of friends accept each other for who they are despite their differences
>I tip my hat to you sir, you are a gentlemen and a scholar.
>the narwhal bacons at midnight
>epic pun XD here's another hilarious pun for you my fellow redditor
>who's watching this in 2016?
>>29433934
>people who refer to an animal as "little buddy", "little guy" etc
FUCKING REEEEEEE
who the fuck are these people
>>29431809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5lgkNr8R1o
>thats a thing?
>i didnt know this was a thing
>wait, X is a thing?
please fucking end your life
>>29428192
I thought "salty" was a Smash Bros thing
>>29427427
>*awkwardly backs away*
>*awkwardly comes back*
my sides
>a la
>whilst
>faux pass
>>29426502
You've never been on Reddit.
>>29434162
>faux news Lololoool XD
reeeeeeee that's not how it's pronounced
>>29427646
>jfc
>brehs
>HHHNNGG
>MUH DICK
>who is this semen demon?
XDD
>desu
>fampie
>kys
>lel, kek
>he dreamed
>>29429719
>perfect punctuation posts
Yeah you must feel really superior typing in lower case and using no punctuation. Really cancerous to be correct right?
>>29429719
I honestly burst out laughing every time I see a braaaap thread.
>>29434162
Whilst is an English thing. Not really cringey.
>>29428599
I think it started on deviantart, :glomp: was like one person giving another person a surprise cuddle
>>29426298
>(Serious Discussion) Am I the only one who....?
>(Artwork) My art is shit but I need validation so give me upvotes
>Is this serious or shitposting?? (reddit gold + 55 points)
>>whats shitposting???? (4 points)
>>>its a thing from 9gag I think? not too sure.... (38 points)
>>>no its from that cesspool 4chan (62 points)
>>>>so the only good thing to come out of 4chan is shitposting? (reddit gold + 20 points)
>>>>>pretty much (12 points)
>>Bazinga! (9 points)
>>Its shitposting, why else would he say the earth is flat? (-100 points) (hidden)
>>29426324
fuck Reddit aaaaaaa
>>29427503
Effective at making it known you have autism
>>29427463
Redditors don't it purely for upvotes. That's the difference.
>>29434168
Found the redditor. God you guys are fags.
>go onrobbitto talk about a video game when /v/ doesn't seem to want to talk about it
>any comment that expresses something other than praise and hype is met with disapproval and is buried without reply (i.e. virtually everybody sucks the developer's dick)
>read another post
>long detailed response to a question which is blatantly fucking wrong
>high points with nobody calling him out on just talking complete shit, but praising him for his supposed insight
>point out that it's wrong and why
>comment gets buried without reply
And I thought 4chan was bad. I don't know why that site is used as a popular discussion platform, it's worse than any messageboard I've ever been to.
I still don't get reddit gold. Why the fuck would you give people money?
Hi, I'm new here.
How do you downvote posts? I haven't figured it out yet.
Here's my only 4chan picture as my thanks.
>>29427443
>Pounces on you and gropes your butt
>Hugs you accidentally touches your chest
Holy shit
>BECAUSE REASONS
>do you want x? Because that's how you get x
>wifey and I are settling in for some bowchickawowow sexy times when her SON JIZZES DIRECTLY INTO MY EYE. Now he's a little guy. Could throw him across the room if I wanted. But, being the lovely husband I am, I take him to his room and tuck him in and say goodnight. Now, my mom is outside of the door. I FORGOT I STILL HAD JIZZ DANGLING FROM MY EYE. The woman who have birth to me is witnessing this. Needless to say, bowchickawows did not ensue. My wife, lovely woman that she is, could not stop laughing. TL;DR sexy times interrupted and wife won't stop laughing at me
>EDIT: holy shit did not expect this to blow up! Thanks for the gold you glorious bastards
>>29434596
GUess you didn't see that coming
>>29434658
You could even say I didn't SEMEN that CUMMING...I'll be here all week folks?
>>29427443
Hello darkness my old friend. I've come to talk with you again.
Strangely unoriginal
>>29434677
Okay, I hate having to do this, but I am starting to see it a lot and I think something needs to be said. Are you black? Do you know what it's like to be black? Then kindly shut the fuck up.
>what's wrong with you, reddit? Askreddit
>fagshit: my dad died on Thursday(gold x4)
>fagg0t: I'm so sorry man.
>fagnig: you know, in a strange, abstract sort of way, these are the two most beautiful comments I've ever seen on reddit
>>29430960
I've had that with people sharing my art on tumblr
I just want to be left alone to paint things that I like and get better at the craft, but made the mistake of painting something from Kung Fu Panda
>it gets shared by furry and Kung Fu Panda fan pages
>sweaty sonic tier fags liking and sharing it to more like them
>fangirls reblogging with:
OMG SO AMAZINGG GHFFFDGD
IT LOOKS REAL LIKE THA MOVIE
>and then add shittons of tags so even more people see it and they get tumblr (you)s from piggybacking off my shit
I hate shut like this, but can't get more requests and commissions unless I have a blog where people can see my stuff and follow for more.
Please imagine a sad looking anime girl with this post as pics don't work on my phone
>>29434596
you forgot
>throwaway because my mom knows my account
>edit : Wow this really blew up ! RIP inbox XD
>I'm really proud of myself! I stopped a young boy from encouraging rape culture today!
I'm glad this thread exists. Its so true. You sir have won the internet today. Well meme'd my dude.
>>29434785
Got you covered, my family member.
>>29426977
NOW WATCH ME DUFF DUFF DUFF (OOOO DUFF EM)
>>29431809
Post it.
Take my (You) as compensation, my fellow channer
Those pun trains at reddit are the fucking worse
>I didn't see that coming ! (2564 upvotes)
>>I did nazi that coming ! ( 3285 upvotes, 1*gold)
>>>I did nazi that cumming ! ( 1694 upvotes )
>>>>I did dat boiiii (658 upvotes)
Reddit is fucking cancer, only good thing about it is that some proffessionals lurk there who can actually answer complex questions (for example, r/askhistorians)
Ha! Good one Phill!
>>29434845
Thanks m8, perfect
I've still not watched that anime but it's next up on my list and looking forward to seeing if shes as robot as people say
>>29433349
This.
Original typing
>>29428094
Most retarded post I've read all month.
You may well have Down's syndrome boyo
>>29435018
This. So much this. I would give you gold if I wasn't a starving college student lol
What the actual fuck is going on?
old memes hate thread?
Why are so many redditors?
I don`t know anymore
>>29435080
I beg to differ, kind stranger. He is what's known as a redditor. Upboated nonetheless.
>>29426621
I mean, I call older men sir usually. Especially if its a stranger or a person who has my respect, and I need to grab their attention.
>>29435192
You need to calm down sir
>>29435233
Nah, generally if I tell people to calm down im not going to bother with niceties.
>>29435276
Sir. Sir. Please.
>>29433342
>but looking for deeper meaning is akin to diving into the kiddy pool. It just leads to a headache.
I may not have spit out my coffee, but I did verbalize a laugh at this.
>>29435301
Who you callin sir?
>>29435276
More like nicetitties!XD
>Instructions not clear got my dick stuck in the ceiling fan
This was a funny joke one time 5+ years ago
>All these "MOST SATISFYING VIDEO EVER" videos that have spawned on youtube, mostly made up of low resolution clips of machines putting icing on cake or someone doing woodwork
Thought I recognized that face.
>I'm. So. Angry. At. You. I. Type. Like. This.
what's the point of this thread? to complain about literally every common phrase or mode of speech on this site? Like... who gives a fuck?
>>29437713
I know right? I can't even. It's 2016 people, I mean come on.
>>29437713
Like... really? blox
>>29427441
It's a little incredible that this hasn't been used before on this board.
>>29431074
I blame Disney. They really pushed sassy brats as being godly and always in the right.
>>29437713
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risk click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 1/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. woosh.
Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold.
>>29426843
Congratulations, you have won 30 gazillion dollars from a dead African prince, all you need to do is pay a small fee for transport costs.
>>29428435
That's always been an older person thing for me.
>>29438159
It's from The Catcher in the Rye, so I guess it makes sense
>"this"
>every thread is topped with a couple of thousand pun chains
>for some reason the shittiest most overplayed puns always get fucking gilded
>passive-aggressive posts about how the poster is superior in some way
>if you don't agree with the echo chamber nobody will see your post
>obvious bullshit stories that still get thousands of upvotes and gilded multiple times
>people constantly being wrong and talking like they're the ultimate authority on a subject (not exclusive to reggit but still)
>constant pop culture references
>username checks out xDD
&c
only ever go there to lurk the worldbuilding sub and even that's too much
>>29438089
......I really do hate that place.
>>29437713
Redditor can't take the bantz.
>>29434146
Its really easy to tell when someone is from fit. Golden kek and muscled golden kek are like 50% of memes there. Oh and
>muh sidez
is a signature mem as well.
> Edit: Whats with all the downvotes?
>>29426621
>he cringes at common courtesy and polite speech.
You must be a real charmer in real life
>>29428435
>>29428540
go jacks
>haha dont have to get so mad bro its only a game xDD
>>29434867
Surprised this thread is still up. Here it is.
>>29438848
You must be new to the internet.
Or, a troll. Either one does it
>>29438789
>refute someone with something that is factually correct and easily provable
>get downvoted
>edit to say this
>nobody actually says what's with all the downvotes
>>29439689
Downvotes are just a disagree button that help keep the circlejerk going.
That is why fuck Reddit. If you don't agree with the gestalt nobody will see your shit.
