IVE HAD IT
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I JUST WANT A GF. I DONT CARE HOW HEAVY OR CONVENTIONALLY UNATTRACTIVE YOU ARE. AT THIS POINT I DONT CARE IF YOUVE TAKEN A THOUSAND AND ONE COCKS
I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED DAMNIT
I DONT CARE IF YOU MONITOR ALL MY EMAILS AND COMPUTER HISTORY
YOU COULD HAVE ME DOWNLOAD FUCKING SPY SOFTWARE AND A KEYLOGGER OR WHATEVER
JUST LOVE ME AND DONT CHEAT ON ME
THATS IT
I WANT A GF NOW I HATE FEELING SO GODDAMN MISERABLE
I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE BAR AND MEET A NORMIE BITCH THAT ILL DESPISE AND THATLL EVENTUALLY GROW TO HATE ME
I WANT A FEMBOT GF RIGHT NOW
WE DONT EVEN HAVE TO DO SEX SHIT AS LONG AS YOURE NOT DOING IT WITH SOMEBODY ELSE
PLEASE LOVE ME OR SOMETHING
>>29425653
How's the internet dating gone so far? Gotten any dates? Gotten any replies?
age and location? play vidya? watch animo?
>>29425675
I havent even tried those stupid dating sites. I know it'd be pointless to even try. I'm a literal 1/10, no money to betabux off of, and no hobbies that a female on those normie infested shitholes would have any interest in
>>29425716
18
US
Some vidya
Like anime, but haven't watched as much as id like to
>>29425744
Aren't you a bit too young to be so desperate?
Say a little more about yourself, get into details
Girl here,
I'm tired of you thirsty betas complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so follow these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10
>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. It's just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections and actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future and doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $20, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh and if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theirs plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>have big dick
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.
>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.
>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.
>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you're really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.
That's it. Kinda easy if you ask me.
Don't forget-- just be yourself! :)
>>29425869
You're just a sad bitch
That or it was bait
>>29425869
havent seen this pasta in a while m9
>>29425869
I know this is a meme but holy shit it still breaks me down every time I read it
>>29425787
It'd really seem like it, but life fucked me over pretty bad.
I failed high school because I spent my time in high school in and out of the mental hospital, and couldn't keep up with having decent grades.
Right now, there's not much about me to say. My days consist of watching anime, playing whatever bullshit MMO i'm into at the time, rinse, repeat. Im not an interesting person at all.
>>29425869
Nice bait attempt
>>29425995
What do/did you have?
And it's on you to become more interesting, go out and exercise, learn a language, whatever. Meet people.
>>29426060
Tumblr-tier shit (Borderline and PTSD, but I'm quite sure the second one was put there by some bullshit doctor trying to sell more pills)
> go out and exercise, learn a language, whatever. Meet people.
I live in a small town where everyone knows everyone, and everyone already knows me as the autist in high school. Im kinda fucked right now.
Trying to learn German on Memrise. Its not really as fun as taking a class would be, but it's still useful.
Man, you are too young to be this desperate lmao
Also no one likes despairing weak guys. Become interestingggg firsto
Okie dokes OP. I'm an 18 year old girl who will be your girlfriend since you asked so nicely. No sex though, I'm waiting till marriage. Consider yourself no longer single.
>>29426357
Contact info?
Please be real
>>29426380
Are you for real dude.
>>29426176
Memrise it's ok for learning vocabulary, but I think it'd be better if you used Duolingo too, I think they make a good mix (I'm learning Swedish there, quite satisfied with it so far).
Moving out isn't an option?
>>29425718
Youre a fucking idiot. Dont go to mainstream websites for love. Use obscure dating websites.
Literally last september i got off my ass signed up to a dating site for big women (im into that kinda thing) and found my gf there. We've been dating for over 7 months now, and I have plans to see her next summer to fuck her lights out and lose virginity.
I payed 60 bucks for the site though but it was worth every cent. I have love and a girl who is obsessed with everything i do.
Grow the fuck up and take control over your life.
>>29426256
>Become interestingggg firsto
Not OP but I feel like this is one of my few good features. I'm a lazy NEET fuck up, but I've gone through some moderately crazy shit.
>>29426389
Im 99% sure the post was a joke but if I have to respond to 99 of them just to get that lucky 1/100 I'll do it.
If you're for real, i'm for real.
>>29426412
Too broke to move out right now, sadly. I make enough money for rent+food online every month, but I dont even have $2K savings since my only source of income is the internet (survey sites, reviews, and whatever my botting on MMOs happens to earn me).
>>29426380
I don't really have any throwaway contact. But tell me what you have, and usernames or such so I could make one and add you. I am very real
