>mummy tells me to clean kitchen while she's at work
>spend an hour giving it a real good cleaning
>loser 28 year old brother and his friend mess it up
>mummy comes home
>"Anon! Ugh, I thought I asked you to clean the kitchen"
>M
>F
>W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29425251
Lol cucked by big bro! He probably fucks your mom over you too
Holy shit my fucking sides have left orbit fucking kek
>>29425251
This could've been avoided if you were more like your big brother.
You deserved it.
It's stories like these that make me glad I bit the bullet, got a burger job, saved money for 2 years, and moved out to a studio apartment
>inb4 no space
A true robot/cyborg requires nothing more than a futon, mini fridge and computer.
>>29426547
h-how did you get the past the interview? I know I would thrive as a night custodian but apparently I am not socially adept enough to mop a floor by myself, because at the end of every interview they say "we have more applicants to interview. we'll give you a call" and then they never do. If I could just get past the fucking interview!
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