I decided I needed a change. Every day I was fapping 2-4 times a day and I just thought I could do so much more with an extra hour a week. I've heard of the benifits and so I decided to try a 30 day no fap challenge for myself.
Day 1. Bit of a false start, after making it the whole day I just sort of forgot to not fap. Its funny how you can just forget to not do something. I wonder what other things I will discover about myself along this adventure.
Day 2. This is easy so far, I'm enjoying the extra energy and I'm looking forward to a bright future.
Day 3. Tragedy. I have relapsed. After a hard battle in the morning I was overcome. There was no point fighting a lost battle and decided to fap as much as possible to try to create a 'fap debt' that could help me over the next few days.
Day 4. Seems like the debt is paying off. My penis aches a bit after 6 faps yesterday so I daren't go near it.
Day 5. Today was harder. Though I noticed that my spots had been clearing up, I'm assuming that this was due to breaking the two day barrier of no fap as I'd been using that spot gel for over a week and it wasn't making any difference.
Day 6. My online friends have been helping with my will, one reccommended when I feel the need to fap I instead do a push up, I assume this is some form of negative reinforcement as now my arms ache.
Day 7. I have decided to treat this feat like a climber ascending everest, after a few days acclimatizing myself to the altitude it is time to go back to base camp before I go higher than before. Though I was ashamed by my choice of fapping material.
Day 8. I am fap god. I have decided my new calling is to push the limits to how many times a man can fap in a day. Its time to shatter the glass ceiling and fly. I'm aiming for 11.
Day 9. Yesterday was a harsh reminder of the imporance of the no fap cause. To my horror on my 8th fap I ejaculated blood. If this can happen at any time I don't know if I should risk fapping ever again.
Day 10. My fear is receding today apparently the blood problem was due to the human body not being able to cope with that quantity of faps. It's still too sensitive to touch.
Day 11. Maybe I have stumbled upon the perfect mixture of fap debt and negative reinforcement. Its been three days now and I have felt no desire at all. I look forwards to seeing how long this lasts.
Day 12. It is unfortunately wearing off, I had to resort to a couple of press ups to suppliment my perfect mixture. I think my eyesight is improving, I have to squint slightly less without glasses to read the posters in my room.
Day 13. I broke out in sweats when I got home from the shops, this is getting hard, 5 days is a new record and I'm thinking it will be good to make second base camp soon. The negative reinforcement of pushups has stopped working, I searched online about cut for no fap but couldn't find any results, maybe not worth it yet just to get past the 5 day hump.
Day 14. It's two weeks in, I decided to treat myself and establish second base camp, I think its the safe thing to do. I almost didn't as I swear that I could see in the dark last night, but it may have been a dream because I couldn't find the pool table I was playing with.
Day 15. The day after is always easy so I could enjoy the day without having to worry about my sinful desires. I managed to enjoy the simple things in life, the sun was shining, my ping was low and my minute ramen only takes 50 seconds in my new microwave.
Day 16. I'm over half way through the challenge now, no wonder so many people do this, I'm feeling stronger, faster and smarter. I went for a power walk to take advantage of my new found energy.
Day 17. After feeling down, I described my problems to my online friends on no fap. They are so helpful, my post even recieved four upvotes from people who liked it. One person recommended meditation, so I meditated for a minute before going to bed.
Day 18. I was looking for inspiration today and I discovered a man called Ghandi. Apparently to fight temptation he would lay naked next to young naked women. I have decided to combine his teachings with negative reinforcement, so I've been watching porn all day without fapping.
Day 19. I realised I could achieve negative reinforcement in a much more efficient way, I just pinch myself and this saves all the time from having to get all the way on the floor and stand all the way up. I have been experimenting with my night vision, but It's hard to draw conclusions as to check if I'm seeing correctly I have to turn the lights on which breaks it, this is similar to how quantum mechanics work.
Day 20. Today I invented another perfect mixture, I combined watching pornography naked without fapping with meditating at the same time. I experienced a deep sense of zen during this time. Ghandi would be proud of me.
Day 21. I met up with a friend today and told him about my journey, he didn't seem to understand, maybe I'll just stick to my online friends from now on. While testing my night vision I saw a van outside that was never there during the day, I wonder why they were there. Its been a whole week and the temptation is almost as painful as the negative reinforcement.
Day 22. I woke up with my first wet dream tonight. I was worrying about the dangers of overfilling if I continued my no fap, but it seems the body senses this and clears itself out before it damages itself. Fascinating.
Day 23. I was doing my daily meditography (I'm working on a better name) when I noticed I was accidentally rubbing, I stopped and turned the computer off. With some quick thinking I realised that having actual sex doesn't count as fapping and I downloaded an escort app and ordered a woman. When she got here I couldn't get it up and instead cried and asleep next to her. I'm proud of my progress 9 days now.
Day 24. The van is still here, someone must have noticed how much I've improved the past few weeks. I know it's me they are spying on because someone came into my house, moved my stuff around and searched my wallet for what I can only assume was my ID, though they left it after taking photos. I was scared and comforted myself with a fap in the middle of the night. Second base camp, now for the final ascent.
Day 25. The first day after is the hardest, still full of fear and leftover temptation I rubbed out a quick one under my covers so no one could see. The van isn't there during the day, probably reporting back. Apparently no fappers call themselves fapstronauts, maybe I'm thinking too small with only climbing everest.
Day 26. I decided to double down on my efforts to force myself to not fap. Medieval monks used to flaggelate themselves to cleanse themselves and be closer to God. I realised my failures were to do with pinching not being severe enough, I fashioned my own whip out of shoe laces and some forks. The combination of no fap, flaggelation and pornitation is purifying my body, my urine is passing the dark yellow toxins and my excrement is flowing out efficiently.
Day 27. I am filled with a new sense of purpose, I felt no need to fap at all, I am feeling better than I have ever felt before, my refreshed clear mind is devising a plan to deal with the van problem once and for all.
Day 28. No fap is giving me new powers, I can sense the micro waves from the van so I devised a new hat to keep them out of my brain, I twisted tin foil into long rolls and wrapped them in spirals around my beanie hat, I'll upload the design when I've tested it more.
Day 29. My plan worked, I stayed by my window all day porn meditating until the van arrived when I put my hat on and chased it away with my fork whip, my hat must have worked as they didn't know it was coming.
Day 30. I finally finished my 30 days of no fap. As I realised during this journey, all the benifits of no fap are real and so I would highly reccomend it to anyone who wants to experience a similar enlightening journey as I did.
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I just got $100 credit card for porn, what should I spend it on?
I tought I had problem with porn and m life is so shitty because I can not focus on study and importnat things but lurk porn whole day.
I did 7days no fap. During this seven days I was dicking around lurking on dumb sfw websites or watching tv. I did not improve at all.
It turns out that porn is not a cause itself but its a result of somebody being lazy.
