>At uni
>These chads knock on your door
>Hey anon why don't you come play madden in the lobby with us you're always in your room
What do?
Yeah, ill be down in 10 mintues
>dont go
:^]
>>29424225
"Sure thing, Chad."
Orignal spaghettio
>>29424225
Suck the one on the left off then right before he's about to cum, stop, and tell him if he wants me to swallow his load he has to suck off the guy on the right for a bit.
>>29424289
>get lonely
>start crying
;^[
>>29424225
Honestly many of the Chads are cool dudes. Nice to everyone. They're just TOO great. They get everything. :/
Sounds good lads, let me get my football gear!
>>29424225
Tell that dyel that his traps are shit and he needs to deadlift instead of hitting chest and arms everyday.
It is an interesting topic: are the chads that feel the need to connect with those in the lower social hierarchies more or less alpha than those who don't?
>>29424669
>you are now realizing that Chand and Stacey are actually nice people who are popular for a reason and you're just an over-analyzing, bitter autist
>>29424225
If they show up shirtless like that for whatever weird reason, I don't think I'd go.
Chad and stacie are an illusion.
Theres nothing there to be desired.
It's like putting lip stick on a pig.
>>29424669
Yes, the people who bullied you in Highschool weren't Chads. They were normal people but seemed like Chads because you're so low on the social totem pole.
>>29424358
Because they have no reason to be bitter at anyone tbqh I just want their attitude and outlook on life I don't even need their looks.
>>29424225
>sports games
>>29424225
Cream my pants and latch onto benis with lung suction.
>uuuh sure, rather fifa if you got it. Do you guys play smash?
Yea I'm not really a robot, just a beta normie.
>>29424669
>talk to popular guy at work
>says he was friends with some loser in elementary
>"I was his only friend"
it was funny and unsurprising
>>29424977
>wanting to play smash with normies
enjoy your 8 player ffa with items on
>>29425054 #
>pseudo-tourneyfag
Fuck off. People like this only play smash becaus they're too shit at regular fighting games.
>>29425254
>>29425274
kill yourselves
its the only way to play
wanting to play with the game decided by bullshit rng items and instant kill stage hazards instead of decided by your own skill means you are bad and need to get good
playing smash casually is just a waste
>>29425293
>playing smash casually is just a waste
Only if you hate fun. Smash is at its heart a party game.
>>29425293
>you aren't having fun the right way
>>29425293
>instant kill stage hazards instead of decided by your own skill means you are bad and need to get good
So you just confirmed your playing a casual fighter because you're shit at real ones.
>>29424225
Just fuck my butthole up
