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What's the nicest thing normies have done for a robot?
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What's the nicest thing normies have done for a robot?
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>>29424117
Not genocide us. It would be so easy
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"doing nice things" or having them done to you does not support survival

therefore it supports death and failure
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I pretend to be a loser so they don't feel alone in their suffering.

Bawww am 30 years old virgin living in moms basement saving gbp for mommies pleasure stick time.

They buy it everytime.
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An upper middle class anon was buying $5 steam games for robots around Christmas, I thought that rather nice
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>>29424117
>Be me
>27 years old, 6'1, great shape, decent job, good looking
>no gf
>wondering what I am doing with my life
>all the chad memes were lies

The grass is always greener on the other side, Anon's
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^stuck somewhere between robot and normie
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>>29424504
unless you aren't white, and even then its a big stretch, you are delibareately losing life on easy mode
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>>29424534
What is your definition of "winning life"
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>>29424117
The only good thing anyone can do for a robot is end their life.
>kill me pete
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>>29424117
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=dancing_man
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>>29424117
One normie friend of mine hooked me up with a bitch to lose my virginity.
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>>29424789
What a nice brosif
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>>29424504
baldy or dicklet detected
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>>29424789
Holy shit, he must be a perfectly preserved specimen from the 80s or something. Nobody I know would do that shit:
>He's gotta help himself first!
>Getting laid won't make relationships easier!

Makes me wish I was a nigger. I don't think they'd keep a downs-afflicted guy out of a train.
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>>29424175
We are being genocided through eugenics.

The same way margret Sanger tried to exterminate blacks though abortion.

Give it a few generations....
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>>29424117
Back in high school, my friend and I were walking up to people in jeans and complementing them on them by singing that "Shaun white hoodies and denim" jingle that was on tv at the time, because we were faggots. Got a few laughs though. We started walking up to a skellymode kid standing alone by the door to do it to him and he started walking quickly away from us when he saw us.

I felt really bad for scaring him, so we hung out a bit after that. He turned out to be pretty cool, a little spergy at times. The year after I had a computer class with him, and we sat next to one another.
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>>29424117
Normies in that twitter post only do shit because it makes them seem like better people, not because they actually want to help
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>>29424504
>Thread has nothing at all to do with you being a chad
>You still feel the need to enter it and write about yourself
It's your personality.
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>>29424763
This desu
R9k needs more maddox
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>>29424117
Similar situation with me. I had social justice warriors fuck me because I was a virgin. Just accept feminism kids. You will get laid. They like me cause I can perform oral very well. Im a 5/10 and chubby male. They were all 6-7/10 women
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>>29424117
fuck I remember this story, a bunch of normies getting together to put his name out there and throw a pity party just so they feel good about themselves, and other people see them doing it

its like when you see those stories about some popular girl taking the kid with down syndrome to prom, she takes all the pictures with him, gets a bunch of pats on the back from all of her friends, and then ditches him for chad 20 minutes after it starts
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>>29424117
When I was in school a girl let me kiss her one time so I would know how it feel...that was really nice since most of my school life was pic related level
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>>29424117
Any scandinavians here? Because to me normies have always been either nice or indifferent since middle school, and I'm wondering if it's the same for other scandibots or if it's just me.
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>>29424117
They do fucking nothing for us or we would be them. Being socially awkward doesn't mean I'm not smarter than 99% of them and If I set the rules I could get some major shit done that wouldn't involve them except for sex.
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Normies knock on Anon's room to invite him to play Overwatch with them. Anon declines because of his anxiety and because he's not good at Overwatch and doesn't want to let down everyone.
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A girl gave me a valentine in hs was probably the nicest thing anyone who wasn't a friend did for me.
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>>29424117
>high school
>friendless aspie
>teacher asks if someone wants to read text out loud to the class
>chad and his normie friends know i get anxious just by having to speak out loud
>they start telling the teacher i want to read
>never been able to stand up for myself
>try ignoring them
>some stacy starts telling them to knock it off
>teacher repeats himself while looking at our corner
>stacy starts reading before chad gets a chance to say anything else
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>>29424117
Driven them to finally commit suicide
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>>29424117
my tax dollars keep neet fucks off the street
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>>29428285
This is why no one likes you; you're an arrogant fag.
>smarter than 99% of them
I'm fucking sure you are champ.
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>>29424117
Op why is the file named that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYDvGy-ZEN4
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>>29430120
one hell of a stacy if you ask me
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>>29430120
>>29430834
I bet she pat herself on the back after class.
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>>29430519
>>29424117

>liking Stuck In The Sound
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>>29424117

They don't do it out of genuine kindness. Genuine kindness is giving a homeless dude $20, and not filming it or talking about it on Facebook.

All the people involved in acts like that see how well known the story is, and just go "OH I WAS THERE YEAH I DANCED WITH HIM!". Yeah, if you fuckers are so kind why not do him a real favor and fuck him, instead of dancing out of pity then bragging about it.

I fucking hate society the way it is now.
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>>29430210
And don't you ever forget your place, wagecuck.
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