Choose one
>Tall and small dick
or
>Short and big dick
>>29423829
tall and small dick. this is for picking our boyfriend right? height is way more important.
>>29423829
>>Tall and small dick
That's me already.
187cm, 13cm dick.
>inb4 why no burger measurement.
>>29423829
how short
if it's 5'8"/5'9" i'll take short and big dick
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>>29423829
>tfw short and small dick
>never had chance to choose
>>29423829
depends how tall/sort and how small/big
give me some numbers
Short and big dick
You can over come shortness with an amazing personality.
Can't do anything about a little dick.
>>29423829
What's her twitter?, she's hot ASFK
>>29423868
5'9 1/2 is average height. So short would be like 5'6 at the tallest.
>>29423887
yeah but on 4chan anything under 6'0" is midget tier
i'd gladly take 5'9" with big dick over tall and small dick
>>29423829
Im already
> tall and big dick
;^)
>>29423931
So 81% of men in the US are midgets? Only 19% of men are 6'0 and taller.
>>29423884
https://twitter.com/pooroldkilgore
Short and big dick so I can get a tall and microdick bf.
>>29423829
Small and big dick obviously
Just date women shorter than you.
But with a small dick you can't date anyone.
It's so much more important to women to have a big dick than to be physically tall. I'm only 5'11, but i'm lucky enough to be have a thick 7.5".
>>29423852
you're not a girl faggot
unless ofc you want to get bred as a boi
>>29423931
>yeah but on 4chan anything under 6'0" is midget tier
It's true! /pol/ tells me to gas myself. /r9k/ tells me I should become a trap.
>>29423967
chill it's hyperbole
>>29423982
My penor thanks you, Sir ;)
>>29423852
Yeah and you can always get some big dick on the site.
>>29423935
Choose one you'd have to lose, then.
tall and small is the objective choice
99% of your social interaction in life will be done without exposing your cock
>>29424060
This, first impression is far more important.
short with big dick
do people with small dicks even enjoy sexs? they seriously cant feel that much can they?
>>29423931
That's not a very difficult choice. You have to consider short as being actually short, not average.
>tfw 6ft tall and 7in dick
looks like I don't have to choose. good day
>5'6
>8 inch wiener
>no one will see it
im fucking 6'2 with a thin 5 incher, which looks even smaller on my frame. would choose to be a 5'5 manlet with a huge cock any day
>>29423829
>tfw 5'7 with hardly a 5incher
I'd gladly lose an inch of height for gaining two on the peen tbqh
I still haven't measured my dick. I estimate I am about 6 inches long since my phone is about that big and I have put the two next to each other. I'm scared of the result I might get.
>>29423829
>Choose one
>>Tall and small dick
>or
>>Short and big dick
its already chosen
>its genetics
personally id choose to be a midget, but with 200IQ
>>29423829
As a manlet with a big dick I can honestly say tall and small dick.
I'd rather have the social benefits of being a lenklet than having a big cock I'll never get a chance to use.
>>29425217
your phone is 6 inches diagonally xD
>>29423829
>tall and big dick
>tfw it doesn't help
well i already am short and big dick so
>>29423982
Nice wew nice
>>29423982
>>29423829
Boobies! Boobies! Anon want boobies! Need soft boobies comfort ;_; want milky ;____;
>>29424004
>MUH BIG DICK
Funfact: Dick size is the 9th most important trait for a woman based on a blind survey.
If you're relying on your dick size to get women, you may want to re-think why you're a virgin kissless loser.
Tall and small dick, because I know what being short with a big dick is like.
Hint: it's exactly like being short with a small dick.
tall and small dick. I'm already short and big dick and I'm not getting any pussy.
I'd rather be tall so I can dunk on niggas
>>29423982
just another attention seeking feminist cunt.
>>29424023
cuck.
She's hot, but I think she might be retarded. Are there full nudities or can I stop digging through her site?
>>29423829
Why are atheist men hideously disgusting while atheist women are stunningly beautiful?
>>29423982
She sounds like an insufferable narcissistic cunt but that will do nothing to stop me from jerking off to her tits
>>29423982
kek
>when you see it...
>>29423829
im already short and big dick. it sucks
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>>29423829
>tfw tall and big dick
Still could be bigger though
>>29423829
Right now I'm short with small dick so either is an upgrade. I guess I want tall tho
>>29427103
>cyclist in the back
manlets, when will they learn?
>>29423829
short and big dick has worked well for me so far
>>29427103
>problem hair
Why do women think this is attractive?
6' and 5.5"
theres a dude at my office who works twice as hard and takes his work so much more seriously than me. But he's 5'9". I got promoted over him because my boss told me "I represent the face of the company best". So give me the package that positively helps you in every social interaction you ever have
>>29427103
Dont know if shes a trap...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAUwvbqJtDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGghQBiR4rA
>>29427253
cause they don't care about whether YOU find them attractive
>>29427457
>YOU
unnatural hair is unnatural and asymmetrical in relation to the hair colors we evolved with which were fit enough to survive until now.
