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Femanons, how do you deal with the fact men fantasize about licking
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Femanons, how do you deal with the fact men fantasize about licking your asshole?
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Yummy! Few things in this world are as delightfully lewd as burying your tongue in girl's asshole. I love the sweet, musky aroma.
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Go away Jew. Go away semite.
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>>29422400
jfc what happened to her ass
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>>29422432

I still think fat women are disgusting but this picture is really really sexually arousing. I might not want to be seen in public with her but behind closed doors not even test wild horses could pull my face from that ass. Fuck wood berry, I'm talking diamond berry.
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>>29422400
I don't usually think about it. It's flatteting, but disgusting at the same time.
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>>29422672
She's not fat you fucking idiot. You've never seen a girl naked before, have you?
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>>29422672

I guess I should have posted a butthole. Thin one looks nice and tight and full of that delightful distinctly feminine musk.
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>>29422400
>fantasize about licking your asshole
>licking a hole where rank bacteria ridden feces exits
Fucking millennials, this world is heading towards pure degeneracy
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>>29422689

She's definitely fat, did you look at the picture? She's obese even. It's still sexy as fuck but don't pretend she's skinny.
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>>29422689

>delusional fatty boombalatty fetishist detected
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>>29422689
>She's not fat you fucking idiot.
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>>29422400
Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

>>29422780
Obese? Are you kidding me? Obesity defines a person whose weight is causing health problems. She is a perfectly healthy shape...
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>>29422780
Yeah, Nah...She's not fat. She's just a PAWG. Have some delicious ass as a consolation prize.
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>>29422689
You can see the flab on her arms virgin, there's a reason she isn't showing her protruding stomach.
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>>29422748

>grr me hate fun
>fucking people born in different years from me
>don't they know it was a previous year

There's more bacterial cells than human cells. Even your human cells have mitochondria in them, mitochondria are more similar to bacteria than humans. No matter what you do you can't escape it. Pick your types of bacteria you expose yourself to or just be content with your own. I'm swapping oral and pooper and pussy bacteria all night long. If she's lactating I'll get some of the bacteria present in her milk in and around my mouth too. What are you, the fucking bubble boy?
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>>29422400
I enjoy some good rimming but that asshole is fucking disgusting
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>licking something that facilitates the passage of feces

FECES
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>>29422928
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>>29422780

morons or samefag
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>>29422957
It's called soap, anon.
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>>29422917
>Nah...She's not fat. She's just a PAWG
Are you a fucking retard nigger?
Her ass has nothing to do with it.
You can see the chub on her arm and look at the wide pork back.
There's a reason she chose not to show her stomach..
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>>29422931
>he fell for the "more bacteria than human cells" meme
>been discredited for a long ass time

Don't tell me you believe this garbage.
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>>29422977
Why would you lick soap?
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>>29422983
She's still not obese, you crazy person.
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>>29422931
kys faggot, I give zero fucks if you want to eat a shithole or not.
Your life means nothing to me.I just hope you don't breed
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>>29422609
that was almost word for word my first thought.

that is one cavernous, ruined shitbox
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>>29423003
>obese
I never said she was obese nigger, everyone who responds to your idiocy isn't going to be the same person..
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>>29422896

That's not how obesity is defined in the real world. I doubt such a ridiculous definition would even pass on an sjw haes hive such as rebbit or tumblr. Bitch be fat.

>>29422917

Phat, fat, same shit except one race spells it correctly. I like the consolation though. I got you one too senpai.
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>>29423008
>ewww girl cooties i would never touch a woman

top kek
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>>29423050
>omg it's a girl!
>I'm such a pathetic virgin, I want to lick her shitbox
>I wonder if she'll let me tongue her nostrils and bellybutton too!
Top KEK!
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>>29422989

Its never been discredited. We even have bacteria in our csf. We're walking petri dishes. Let's include viruses too for more fun. A single turd will contain billions. Microbes are cool and a little bit of poo never hurt anyone. Personally I try to only lick butts that are not visibly soiled. My mouth isn't a butt so any butt bacteria are unlikely to set up shop. Especially if my mouth bacteria have anything to say about it.

>>29423008

Enjoy your bubble I guess. I'm just wondering but do you jack off with purex? You should switch to coconut oil. It is somewhat inhibitory to bacteria and much slipperier. I found this image special for you. I bet you'd love to keep your tiny pecker in a safe bacteria free cage. I'm not even concerned about the possibility of you reproducing.
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>>29423179
That's some nice mental gymnastics desu.

I've licked several assholes though.
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>>29423179

Wait, so you're afraid of bellybuttons too? What is there left to lick? Her palms?
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>>29422400
It's fucking disgusting. One thing is oral but licking someone's shithole? Red Fucking flag.

I don't rub my fingers on my ass and lick it why would I want to kiss someone who puts there face where I wouldnt?


I really fucking hate degenerates and want a qt virgin/religious bf

Sexuality has gotten out of hand. Orgies are the work of the devil and if people are extremely sexual with one another they are inadvertently having orgies
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>>29423403
You're wasting your time, these virgins have already fucked their brains on watching too much porn.
Literally lost causes
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>>29423403
Can I lick your ass please? I'll suck your toes too. The fact that it disgusts you makes it even hotter 'cus I know you'll enjoy it.
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>>29423403

I see nothing wrong with an orgy between one man and one woman. Why is it okay to have your pussy licked but your pooper is omgwtfbbq3degenerate5me?
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>>29423403
Fucking lol if you don't regularly finger your ass and at least smell the amazing scent.
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>>29423455
I would rather waste the rest of my life than settle for an ass guzzling degenerate.

I don't care how objectively/conentionally attractive the person is. Casual sex, licking ass, giving oral early in a relationship (both early PIV sex and Oral sex have their own horrible cons and are both bad for different reason), anal, and cumming/pissing/fecal are all red flags. Oral, and PIV are only good when it's within a marriage that doesn't end in divorce.

I find it fucking disgusting that a man wants to stick his dick in someone's asshole when they aren't gay. Its so fucking stupid and commercial it's not even funny.
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>>29422780
Anon, seriously the girl in >>29422432 is very far from obese. She's not a twig, but not fat either, you can see at least her upper arms are relatively thin. Normal weight. I'm guessing you've never seen a woman naked irl?
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>>29422432
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>>29422720
>distinctly feminine musk
How delusional are you guys? Females eat the same food as we do, and shit the same stuff out as we do, I grew up with a sister, and when she leaves the bathroom after taking a shit, there is nothing feminine about it. Your asshole smells the same as theirs does
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>>29423515
>fecal matter comes out of the ass
>solid waste comes out of the ass
Shit is 100x worse than piss and always will be. And I don't condone casual experiences I already explained that they are both bad. But being a shitmouth is being subhuman.
Also I said casual sex is an indirect orgy because when you lick 30 pussies and kids someone who's sucked 30 dicks It's almost like sharing your body 90 times but in different timeframes. It would be no different to have all 30 people suck and lick each other's genitals.


I can't fathom this shit I really can't. Nothing is sacred anymore. What a nightmare.
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>>29423584
>Normal weight.
lol

>I'm guessing you've never seen a woman naked irl?
Not him but I've actually seen naked women who are normal for every country besides US and they weren't fat fucks like that.
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>"men" who want to lick assholes

Yeah I bet they're thrilled.
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>>29423630
>But being a shitmouth is being subhuman.
How about you learn to wipe your ass.
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>>29423605
>I grew up with a sister,
So did I anon, as soon as she would finish pooping I'd rush in lock the door and fap to her leftover fumes.
I had her daily poop schedule down to the T. I guess we just have different experiences.
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>>29423547

What's wrong with wanting to lick a girl's asshole? Do you realize that licking a girl's vagina and licking her asshole are the same in terms of moral value? Anytime genital come in contact with the mouth, that is considered SODOMY according to the bible. Indeed, the word of God teaches that the only acceptable sex act is penis in vagina for the sole purpose of procreation. If you don't follow this and only this, then what the fuck is the point of drawing arbitrary lines. You're as bad as those cuckolds who consider a girl pure if she sucked 300 cocks but didn't have vaginal sex.... You lick some pussy, and you lick some ass. Same fucking shit..Grow up, you sheltered child.
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>>29423605
Yeah this. Women also wear the same perfume, deodorant, and use the same hair and body wash as men. Not to mention they have vaginas just like men and release the same pheromones.
How could you be so stupid OP?
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>>29422748
>muh degeneracy
Please /pol/, like you're not half lgbt and would gladly insert your dick in delicious boipusi.
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>>29423605
It's called pheremones, or "body odor" as we call it when it occurs in humans. There are distinct biochemicals present in the sweat of females vs. the sweat of males, and they trigger responses that vary by sexual orientation. The female ass contains a lot of female body odor a.k.a. the "musky" smell that those guys are talking about.

>Studies have suggested that people might be using odor cues associated with the immune system to select mates. Using a brain imaging technique, Swedish researchers have shown that homosexual and heterosexual males' brains respond in different ways to two odors that may be involved in sexual arousal, and that homosexual men respond in the same way as heterosexual women, though it could not be determined whether this was cause or effect. The study was expanded to include lesbian women; the results were consistent with previous findings meaning that lesbian women were not as responsive to male identified odors, while their response to female cues was similar to heterosexual males. According to the researchers, this research suggests a possible role for human pheromones in the biological basis of sexual orientation.
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>>29423403
qt virgin religious robot here,
I would love to eat a grills ass.
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>>29423638
You have to take in consideration that the image may be photoshopped and her pose is very deceitful. Can't blame anyone for not seeing how fat she is. But is she obese? No. She's overweight not obese. Obese is 230+ on a woman and 300+ on a man.

Overweight on a woman is 140-220, man 200-300

Average is 116-135 woman, 160-195 on a man but thats when its fat. 160-195 with muscle is good.

Skinny on a woman is 100-115 (good fat distribution) a man below 115 is a twink or skellington
A thin woman is 95 and below

This should be universally healthy weight given they are average height even in gookland.

Women who are thin and not short will be twigs, possibly supermodels, and that's not very attractive. You don't need to be fat to have meat on your bones.
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>not shaving asshole, sticking fingers in cleaning, then using bodywash
I assume everyone does this, so I'd gleefully eat my gf's ass.
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>>29423696
It isn't the same you Satan worshipper. The bible conforms to our times, sacred acts should be shared between husband and wife under God. God would not condone pleasurable actions shared outside of a relationship. The only cuck here is you because I clearly stated all oral and sexual contact is blasphemous outside of a marriage without divorce.

You don't lick asshole. Please die for you sins.
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>>29422400
I'll finger and fuck a girls ass, but the only way I'll lick one is if it's my wife and she hasn't eaten recently, took laxatives in advance to clean her out and washed profusely.
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>>29423403
Not all robots are degenerates though. I'd love to have a virgin gf that never did oral or anything sexual, even better if she had a past boyfriend and didn't do anything sexual that included penetration in any way. But I'm also atheist/agnostic/whatever I don't even care meaning that living with any girl that is like that would be a living hell or atleast mildly unpleasant cuz they're all deeply religious.
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>>29423845
>tfw no qt gf to shower with so I could gently wash her angus for later enjoyment.
JUST
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>>29423890
No, you misunderstood. Even oral sex WITHIN MARRIAGE is considered sacrilegious. Indeed, the only acceptable sex act is vaginal sex between a husband and wife for the sole purpose of procreation. If you give your husband a blowjob, that is considered sacrilegious sodomy because it does not beget procreation.

Sodomy = sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation.

So, if you're not going to exclusively have vaginal sex with the sole purpose of procreation within a marriage, then you are just as bad as the guys who want to lick your delicious, virginal asshole.

GET ABSOLUTELY REKKKTTTTTT
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>tfw gf will let me eat her ass whenever I want
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>>29423584

She's not a twig and she is quite fat. She is a normal weight for a fat person. How much do you weigh? I'm thinking you could have a severely skewed perception when it comes to body image. The body mass index is extremely generous when it comes to what's considered overweight, 25. That hot piece of ass is attached to a hot little piggy who is at least bmi 30, obese.
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>>29423936
>for later enjoyment
Don't worry anon, she'd just end up farting fecal matter and digesting waste throughout the day.
You'd probably have plenty of shit flavor to save later
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I remember my amazon wishlist that robots have contributed towards voluntary because they love my company. I'm more than just a piece of meat no matter how much your porn addicted mind says otherwise :)
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If you wouldn't lick a hot girl's ass, you're basically a homosexual.
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>>29423834

You're full of shit, retarded shit. Noone in the world except for fat retards who are full of shit would agree with your stupid fat ass.

We can go by BMI or we can go by body fat percentage. A 3 foot tall woman weighing 135lbs is not average and a 12 foot tall man weighing 200lbs is not overweight.
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>>29424045
Yeah, nah, you're just a walking collection of fuckholes, and those beta cuckolds that bought you shit only want you for their depraved sexual desires.
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>>29424053

This, you're not gay if you wanna lick a man's ass either, asses are just yummy.
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>>29424093

Ha, good luck getting her to fuck you now. More pussy for me though. Enjoy your misogynist hand.

>>29424045

Do you mind posting that wishlist malady? I don't believe I've had a chance to peruse it yet at thin moment in time.
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>>29423983

Hope u enjoy tasting my cum hehehe. She's definitely a catch, loves it up the butt all the time. Pretty brave to go licking there though.
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How do I deal?
I don't get bombarded with psychic fuck rays, so I don't have to.
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>>29424012
good point breski, should prob get on that right after the shower.
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>>29424131
Wow, that's a lot of food
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>>29423403
I bet you would cum so hard it would turn your stomach in knots if I ate your ass. So much repression in this post. You would probably cum like a faucet after the first couple of licks.
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>>29423605
Girls have cleaner buttholes than guys do if only for the fact that they dont have nearly as much hair for stuff to get caught in
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>>29424131
that girl clearly eats a lot of salads
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>>29424091
Are you a fucking idiot? I said for average heights not 3 foot tall people. Who the fuck is 3 foot tall adults besides midgets?

Those are the ranges for various heights you fucking retard. Everybody on 44chan wants to start mental gymnastics well you're in your own. We all know what bmi charts looks like at they would say a 5 foot 2 girl at 105 is skinny. Faggot.
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>>29424131
full mast, need more of this shit slut
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>>29424981
I honestly don't even know why I saved these when I find them so repulsive.
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>>29425163
poop coming out of girls butts is disgustingly fascinating
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>>29425163
>I save tons of scat porn, but I hate it
just admit that you like it.
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>>29425204
I don't, I really just want to prove why tongues don't belong there
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>>29425359
so you saved scat porn because of that?
Sounds weird. Also have you tried letting a guy rim you?I bet you would like it.
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>>29423179
>licking her bellybutton
>pathetic virgin

Are you autistic, or are you really afraid of a butthole that much?

Oh, but you're totally willing to lick her pussy, which piss and blood comes out of.

Fucking dumbass. Grow up and get a GF.
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>>29426217
>lick her pussy,
>which piss comes out of.
Pick up an anotomy book fucktard
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You guys need to cut back on the porn holy shit
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>>29425163
Keep on postin anon - we need more?
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>>29426371
Oh, so the urethra isn't located inside of her pussy, AKA, her genitals, you fucking dipshit?

Oh, that's right, "you were just pretending."
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