You're 10 minutes into your date and he gives you this look, what do you do?
>>29422286
Cum. I cum instantly, ruining my dress
>>29422286
help him with his suicide
>>29422542
Don't be mean to Phil.
>>29422286
suck his dick right there because he might kill me otherwise
>>29422286
why is this guy all over r9k, is this a meem?
who the fuck is he?
>>29422286
>"So, are you on anti-depressants too?"
>>29423840
Fuck off newfag
He is our god
>>29423897
you have some ugly depressed guy as your god?
makes sense for a board for losers i guess
>>29423919
What did you say about your God?
Tis I Giga Dark Metaton Phil here with some news for you.
Repent or suffer the consequences of a lifetime filled with torment.
I will invade your neruocells through the quanto thermal universe and give you autism and aids to you and your future kin. Do you want goblin children? Then say sorry NOW
Cum cums are yum yums for my tum tums and bum bums
- Phil 5/25/16
>>29422286
Since when is he a meme?
Where did Brad go?
>>29425007
Brad isn't coming back.
>>29425371
>>29425371
FUCK BRADLEY WORSHIP STANLEY
Since when did Josh Peck browse /r9k/?
>>29422286
Depends,
am I a guy or a girl?
I unironically think he's kinda good looking, in like a dad kind of way.
