>be sick of depression and finally go to a psychologist
>expect some old bastard doctor
>doctor is around my age qt 9/10 girl
>asks me awkward stuff if I fart a lot, have diarrhea, my sex drive, my last girlfriend, my daily routine
>spagetti everywhere
THIS IS NOT REAL I WANTED TO FINALLY CHANGE
>>29420608
>>asks me awkward stuff if I fart a lot, have diarrhea, my sex drive, my last girlfriend, my daily routine
You better told the doctor the truth and told her about your gas and spraying shits
>>29420671
I was too suprised by those questions and just mumbled something. Her beautiful big eyes staring at me while she says those words I actually got me a boner and could't concentrate at all
I know that feel.
I got prescribed this. Pretty sure it's my doctor's way of telling me I should off myself.
>>29420748
Kek.
I was on 300 mg of that stuff, and upped it myself to 600 just to get ANY effect. I didnt get any intended effect after all. Just fucking side effects.
>>29420748
>it's actually called "beta retard"
how fitting
>>29420748
>finally decide to get happy pills
>beta retard
>>29420748
jesus christ dude shat my pants a little laughing so much
>>29420748
>beta retard
I'm sorry, anon.
>>29420748
Toppest of the most original keks
>>29420748
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>>29420608
>asks me awkward stuff if I fart a lot, have diarrhea, my sex drive, my last girlfriend, my daily routine
>if I fart a lot, have diarrhea
this is not normal
I don't know how to tell you this, butyour psychologist is a scat fetishist
>>29420748
I haven't laughed this hard since Sandy Hook
/r/4chan will love this shit, someone make the summerfags pleased and screencap this
>inb4 not me lad
>>29420748
Yeah I had that stuff too and sort of went psychotic again when I saw the retard stuff
I didn't want to take these pills so I pretended to take them and putted them somewhere secret
Later I put all those pills into a badger hole
The badger population has been booming
>>29422454
this is an unorginial post
anyways, here lad
>>29423679
Even worse than /v/
And of an obviously fake post as well.
Fucking reddit is shit honestly.
>>29420748
>beta retard
Why do they do this to us? They diagnose us with a social disorder and call it assburgers and then feed us beta retard pills to treat it. Normies are really cruel and worse off boast about how morally superior they are.
>>29420748
hey youre a germanfag do you live near bielefeld by any chance ?
>>29420608
OP I hope this isn't copypasta. If you want to find a (let's be real here) uglier/older/male psychologist, ask your psychologist if she can make you a list of other psychologists that accept your insurance.
>>29423679
why wouId you do this
