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How the fuck did this happen?
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>Get up at 6:45 AM
>Prepare to go to school
>Look outside
>it's raining
>cycle through the rain
>arrive at school completely drenched
>go to class
>take a seat and grab stuff from bag
>teacher starts explaining stuff
>Section leader from school walks in to introduce new student
>New student is 10/10 qt 3.14 girl with red hair green eyes and freckles
>she's wearing a European Brotherhood sweater
>can't supress a happy smile upon realising I'm no longer the only non-liberal in the school
>she notices and gives me a weird calculating look
>panic because I'm afraid I insulted her
>she's asked to take a seat
>she sits next to me
>I say "nice sweater"
>She asks me if I'm a non-skinhead national socialist as well.
>answer yes
>she looks into my eyes and smiles at me
>I smile back
>"Excuse me anon..."
>Keep staring into her eyes
>"ANON"
>Look up
>Teacher stands at my desk
>"I understand it's early in the morning and that you'd rather be doing something else, but I really need you to pay attention right now"
>"apologize and say yes"
>look at seat next to me
>empty as always

>tfw it was all a dream

I thought dreams couldn't happen so early after you fall asleep?
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If that really did happen anon that sucks man. But still funny as hell also. Yea, I don't think we are ever going to find girls that are our age and are similar to us at all. Girls always tend to follow the social trend and since t is being a lefty liberal we just have to wait till the pendulum swings back and girls start being at least a bit conservative. I guess the only other options are put up with a girl that you don't actually like or maybe find some older lady.
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Get rekt bleachmonkey. Happiness is only for normal people who don't follow scum ideologies.
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>>29419540
You can try turning them. It's not easy but it's possible

>>29419687
Why so mean? What have I ever done to you?
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>>29419368
NatSoc girls are complete whores

Honestly, if you would rather be friends with a roastie than a minority beta who acts white then you don't belong here
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>>29419810
Instead of asking dumb questions you should suicide and accelerate the process of whites getting extinct.
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>Get up at 6:45 AM
>Prepare to go to school
>Look outside
>it's raining just like in anime
>cycle through the rain like an anime character while listening to anime music
>arrive at school completely drenched (thank god i was wearing my trench coat)
>go to class
>take a seat and grab stuff from death note bag
>teacher starts explaining stuff
>Section leader from school walks in to introduce new student
>New student is 10/10 qt 3.14 girl with black brown slanty eyes
>she's wearing a rising sun sweater
>can't supress a happy smile upon realising I'm no longer the only non-neurotypical in the school
>she notices and gives me a weird calculating look
>panic because I'm afraid I insulted her
>she's asked to take a seat
>she sits next to me
>I say "nice sweater"
>She asks me if I'm a non-neckbeard bushido code admirer as well.
>answer yes
>she looks into my eyes and smiles at me
>I smile back
>"Excuse me anon..."
>Keep staring into her eyes
>"ANON"
>Look up
>Teacher stands at my desk
>"I understand it's early in the morning and that you'd rather be doing something else, but I really need you to pay attention right now"
>"apologize and say y-y-y-y-y-y-yes"
>look at seat next to me
>empty as always
>put my fedora on to hide my sadness

lmao @ ur lyfe
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>>29420692
Sounds like skinhead trash. Nazis value loyalty.

>>29421179
see pic related
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>>29419810
>what have i ever done to you
you disregard my entire fucking race as human beings
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>>29419368
If this happened then you're obviously a fucking loon and, you know, get on that
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>>29421543
I don't. I think your race needs to be allowed to live on their lands without foreign interference.
I want you to be proud of your race
I want you to be with your race
I want you to be happy

I just want you to leave my Europe alone first
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>>29421589
Then make your race leave America, South Africa and Australia and let people be instead of slaughtering them, enslaving them and stealing their land. Legal immigration isn't as bad as what your people have done. In fact, legal immigration isn't bad at all.
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>>29422343
Working on it. White people have no business outside of Europe. Hitler said that as well by the way. It sickens me to see what has been done to the American races.
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>Get up at 6:45 AM
>Prepare to go to school
>Look outside
>it's raining, of course
>cycle through the rain, my bike is old and have to stop to fix it
>arrive at school completely drenched, at least I had my trench coat and cape on
>go to class
>take a seat and grab stuff (including my 3DS and some MLP, Pokemon and Sonic merch) from bag
>teacher starts explaining stuff, don't really understand it but w/e
>Section leader from school walks in to introduce new student
>New student is 10/10 qt 3.14 girl with messy black hair and green eyes
>she's wearing a worn-out Watamote sweater
>can't supress a happy smile upon realising I'm no longer the only non-normie in the school
>she notices and gives me a weird calculating look
>panic because I'm afraid I insulted her
>she's asked to take a seat
>she's uncertain where to sit
>she eventually sits next to me
>I say "nice style" and tip my fedora
>She asks me if I'm a robot as well
>answer yes
>she looks into my eyes and smiles at me
>I smile back
>"Excuse me anon..."
>Keep staring into her eyes
>"ANON"
>Look up
>Teacher stands at my desk
>"I understand it's early in the morning and that you'd rather be doing something else, but I really need you to pay attention right now"
>"apologize and say y-you too"
>spaghetti and meatballs fall out of my fannypack (it was my lunch)
>look at seat next to me
>empty as always
>quickly stand up, do a 360 turn and moonwalk out of the class, tripping twice on my cape
>realize I went to wrong class
>fucking school
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>>29419368
Did you skip the part where you swallowed 300mg of dph for breakfast
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>Get up at 6:45 AM
>Prepare to go to school
>Look outside
>it's raining
>the rain is red
>cycle through the rain
>arrive at school completely drenched
>go to class
>take a seat and grab stuff from bag
>teacher starts explaining stuff in german
>all the other students talk in french
>Section leader from school walks in to introduce new student
>New student is a small whale with spider legs and pig tail
>it's wearing a fedora
>can't suppress a weirded out look on my face
>it notices and gives me a weird calculating look
>panic because I'm afraid I insulted it
>it's asked to take a seat
>it sits next to me
>I say "nice fedora"
>it ask me if I eat meat
>answer yes
>it looks into my eyes and smiles at me
>I smile back
>suddenly it swallows me whole
>feel myself dissolving into nothingness
>try to scream
>"chirp, chirp"
>wake up
>I'm in my pond

>tfw it was all a dream
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>Get up at 6:45 AM
>Prepare to go to school
>Look outside
>it's raining
>cycle through the rain
>arrive at school completely drenched
>go to class
>take a seat and grab stuff from bag
>teacher starts explaining stuff
>Section leader from school walks in to introduce new student
>New student is a Japanese school-girl wearing one of those Japanese sailor styled hats and long stockings
>she's wearing an anime styled t-shirt
>can't supress a happy smile upon realising I'm no longer the only otaku in the school
>she notices and gives me a weird calculating look
>panic because I'm afraid I insulted her
>she's asked to take a seat
>she sits next to me
>I say "nice sweater"
>She asks me if I'm an otaku as well.
>answer yes
>she looks into my eyes and smiles at me
>I smile back
>"Excuse me anon..."
>Keep staring into her eyes
>"ANON"
>Look up
>Teacher stands at my desk
>"I understand it's early in the morning and that you'd rather be doing something else, but I really need you to pay attention right now"
>"apologize and say yes"
>look at seat next to me
>empty as always

>tfw it was all a dream
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