*blocks your path*
ey you, whiteboi, were ya sista at muhfugga?
>>29419332
in hell where she belongs
don't worry i'll send you to her
*draws blade*
>>29419283
>...A sword huh...heh...
>*teleports behind you*
>*kicks your knee, breaking it*
>*impales you with bare hand*
>...childs play...
>>29419350
I loved her. Your /pol/lack terror spree ends here. *raises kunai*
>>29419350
EY YO, YOU TRIPPIN NIGGA?
GET DAT KNIFE OUTTA MY FACE
*Whips out 30 inch bbc*
IF YO SISTA AIN'T HERE IMMA USE DAT BOIHOLE PRISON RULEZ NIGGUH
*Unsheathes tachi*
Pssh. An amateur, eh? I'll finish you off quickly.
>>29419283
Ok why is all this thought to be autistic he looks cool as shit ??
Hell,i wish I could afford such a sword.
>>29419426
Because normies (the main users of this board post-2014) think anything different is bad.
>>29419420
((in head)) he's big, but that just means he'll be slow. i'll finish this in one strike... ((/in head))
*lowers sword to a low stance*
>>29419426
>>29419449
Is this a joke? He looks like a fucking retard.
>>29419449
This. Notice how almost everything that was once generally accepted on 4chan is now instantly dismissed as "omg le edgy fedora! xDDDD".
>>29419283
m-m-m-m-m-masaka!
>>29419426it's the shoes
>>29419472
*pulls out piece*
time ta smoke dis nigguh
BANG BANG BANG
YOUZ DEAD NOW MUHFUGGA
>>29419485
not that anon, but i always thought katana/edgelords were actually kind of cool, even though i also always thought they were actually kind of lame.
but 99% of movies, video games, books, music, etc. are edgy as fuck, edgelords just embrace that instead of pretending its not.
>>29419426
He'd look better if not for the autism shoes
>>29419519
*deflects all bullets right back into the chamber, causing your gun to explode in your hand, except one bullet, which hits me through the head, but it was an after image which just fades away, because i already teleported behind you and stabbed/slashed you 3600 times*
>>29419551
EY YOU WHITEBOI WEZ CUMMIN FO YOU BITCH ASS CRACKA BLACK LIVES MATTER MUHFUGGA
HE DINDU NUFFIN
*ape noises*
*gang of angry niggers attack whiteboi and rape with 50 inch bbcs*
>>29419283
*pulls out legally obtained weapon*
*presents license to conceal carry*
*informs you of this state's Stand Your Ground law*
*properly warn you that I intent to fire if you continue your hostilities*
*successfully de-escalate the situation*
*let you go about your way*
>>29419606
*cuts gun in half*
What are you going to do now, kid.
>>29419606
Heh, nice try.
Running is for quitters.
Only the strong can survive in this world, and only the strong have the right.
Your bullets can't make it past my ninjitsu technique.
So let's see how strong you really are...
>>29419596
heh, tch, yare yare. time for my full power.
*throws off coat, which by the way was a special made training weight coat by the japanese government that weighed more than the moon. it falling onto the ground causes an earthquake which destroys the whole city.*
*swings sword in an arc that looks like the crescent moon over my head, then teleports behind everyone in your gang or whatever and stabs them 7,777 times, and everyone thinks they're fine until i sheath my sword, and with that final click everyone disappears in a red mist*
nothing personnel.
>>29419637
>>29419645
*pulls out cellular*
*calls 911 and alerts the proper authorities*
>>29419283
>>29419283
>hmmmph, a new challenge
>*unsheathes katana from holder*
>this'll be as easy as...
>*hold up katana*
>...Nagasuki defeating Ngensunyen in Saikudakisan
>*strike at you knowing you would block it, teleport behind you*
>*tap you on the shoulder*
>hey, kid...
>use The Nugaki's Legendary Stab on you
>nothin' personal, eh?
>*wipe your blood from my blade as I remove it from your body*
>pshhhht...amateurs
>excuse me good sir, but it seems you are blocking my path
*secretly charges ki, to God like levels
>that is a beautiful sword, may ask who made it
>>29419659
Heh. There ain't an authority in the world that can hold me down.
*uses the spinjitsu technique to cut my way through all the police in one slash*
*teleports behind you and holds my katana at your throat*
*unzips dick*
>>29419757
I manifest it from my own hatred and pain.
Now find another road, or I will send you on the path to Naraku.
>>29419696
>>29419659
>>29419647
>>29419645
>>29419606
>>29419283
>>29419332
>>29419350
>>29419379
>>29419395
>>29419420
>>29419421
>>>/autism/
Jesus this is the most serious case of autism I have ever seen. How did you guys escape your handlers? How did you skip your meds?
>>29419800
Doesn't understand satire: the post
T'wil be a fine duel, my nemesis.
*uses far superior bastard sword to fuck your ass and make you humble.
>>29419800
It's fun to roleplay as an autistic weeb anon.
>>29419800
Genuine question. Is this bait or a special case of 'tism rage? If it's bait, you got me to reply, so 7/10.
>>29419858
not that guy, but I think its a blend of both probably
>>29419800
I tried to warn you. You will pay for your insolence.
*stares at ground with a smirk as gravely slowly float upward around me*
Tcch, it almost seems a waste of my energy
*suddenly looks up with glowing eyes*
When you act like a dog
*extends hand*
You die like a dog
*channels lightning through hand and inciterates you instantly*
*poops on ashes*
At least you'll have served some purpose in life, even if it's through death and feeding the flowers
>>29419858
>>29419854
>>29419819
W-were n-not really autistic tards. We we're just pretending to be autistic tards.
Wew
>>29419962
yep, its b8
>>29419426
The person he is attempting to portray in no way resembles who he is on the inside. It's his complete lack of self awareness thats funny, he isn't a samurai and he isn't some super sleek all black anime character, he's an awkward autist but you can see in his face that he obviously thinks he is.
>>29419962
I don't quite grasp what point you're trying to make. That's exactly what's going on ITT.
>>29419971
I know its hard accepting the fact that you suffer from autism. It must be crushing.
>>29419800
This is why newfags and underage shouldn't ever be allowed to post. Ban this fucker
>>29419789
>well then it seems we are at an impass. You see my destination is just a couple of....pocket sand
*throws white phosphorous sands of anonkek into the air. Burning every thing in the close vicinity, but also revealing the massive defensive aurora my ki.
>that you even need a toy to do battle, tells me you ain't on my level kid. Find some peasants to bother.
>>29419379
>child's play
I'm fucking crying
>>29420062
heh, kid, I was just suppressing my ki. If thats all you've got, you're nowhere near my level.
>>29420038
Sorry we're not all autistic like you
>>29419962
lmao get a load of this retard
*afixes bayonet and gives you one last chance to move*
>>29419962
It's fun.
That a good enough reason you faggot?
*unsheathes katana*
Because if it's not...I have another reason right here...
*leaps above you, after images trailing behind me*
CROSSSSSS, SLASSSSSSSSSH
*cuts you into four pieces*
Dogs lie with dogs.
>>29419800
since you are unable to understand ironic humor, you are far more likely to be the one with autism
>>29420279
buddy that guy gave me a bunch of (you)'s an then insulted me, but don't act like this is high humor that people can't "get"
>>29420176
That's it, I'll have no more of your insolence
*brandishes antique pistol*
I'll take no pleasure in this...
>>29420296
It isn't high humor in the slightest, it is just ironic. Autistic people do not understand irony. The guy claiming everybody had autism did not understand very shallow irony. pretty ironic huh?
>>29420364
well when you put it that way i do see your point...
>>29420300
You're probably an autist but you still got me to kek
>>29420390
Yes... you've been successfully manipulated, like a rat in a maze... time to end this...
*Points sword towards you* got any last words, kiddo?
>>29420490
*unsheathes sword*
*turns out i was you this whole time*
uh, i guess this fight is over
*sheathes sword*
>>29420571
>>29420490
*watches from afar with the scope of my intervention*
Heh... right into my trap
*puts finger on the trigger and licks my lips because of the anticipation of a fresh kill*
>>29420116
>if you think this is any more than a small display power I suggest take your toy and go home. If you really want a demonstration, a taste of true power, I think I can spare a couple of seconds.
>>29420251
*it was a hologram*
Nice try Sesuke
*summons energy ball and shoots it at you*
>>29419962
Jesus fucking christ, go back to /b/ or watch a leafy le cringe video.
>>29420604
*You hear a voice from behind you* enjoying my decoy from afar, are you? Should've looked a little closer through your scope instead of thinking about vengeance, maybe you would've noticed that's a scarecrow wearing my clothes. I don't blame you though, kiddo, you wouldn't have been able to defeat me even if you wanted to. You're just another victim...
*Points a walther at you*
nothing personnel, kid...
>>29420676
*teleports you behind me*
*farts on you*
nothing personnel kid
>>29420834
Impressive... but think twice before pulling that trigger
I've planted c4 all around the surrounding area linked to a Deadman's switch. You shoot and we both go up, murderer.
>>29420834
"Not so fast..."
*clicks second, secret trigger*
*5 foot bayonet extends from the end of my barrel*
*Swings intervention around, slicing your gun in half, nicks your fingers, drawing blood*
"Now... We duel.."
Heh.. What's so funny, you ask? Since when did you think you were in control of your actions? In any case, I was always watching you, since you were born.
*draws katana from thin air*
My katana has the ability to control your senses. Every one of them. Heh.. Unfortunately, you were not able to understand this until now.
This is goodbye, anon.
*slashes across waste*
>>29420921
*flicks your blow away left handed with my sheath*
pfft, you think i need senses to beat you?
*shifts stance*
i'll cut you faster than senses can possibly even react
>>29420683
You really think that would hurt me?
*barrier*
I've trained many years, my barrier is pure ki energy, is unpenetrable even by magic!
>>29420885
>>29420880
You think a few whipper-snappers and a butter knife is enough the finish me???
*dips fingers in the knife wound and draws his face, making a war face reminiscent of my apache ancestors*
i... i was born for this...
*lunges at you, Grabs the barrel of the rifle just below the bayonet, points it away from him and begins struggling for control of the intervention*
>>29419283
the black knight always triumphs!
>>29421019
*your world is turned upside down and i disappear, voice echoes in your head*
Hahaha you truly are a bold one. Did you think your power was enough to brute-force mine? As if. Bastard. You will learn to recognize your superior before you!!! Now... You can't even see from where I attack!!
*impales you*
>>29421212
You're stronger than I thought...
But not strong enough.......
*presses button on the side of intervention, six additional blades fan out, resembling a flower which becomes a rose as it's stained with the blood of your freshly sliced hand*
*you let go of the gun, and tend to your wounds*
*I spin the gun at light speed, heating the air around the gun to 100000 degrees*
Back..... Off......
>>29419647
This one is good, i keked at the earthquake
>>29419283
Step aside, Ser.
>>29421263
*coughs out blood*
heh
this was all according to my plan
now you're in arms reach
*grabs your sword with one hand, still impaling me, and cuts you in half with my sword in the other*
see you in hell
![enXPmxk[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dBB6qaC.png "enXPmxk[1].png")
>*folds arms*
>*turns into shadows*
>*teleports behind you*
>*presses q*
>DIE DIE DIE
>*devours your soul*
>hrmph.... too easy
>*turns invincible and floats away*
literally me
>>29421212
You may have taught me all I know, but I've made a few tricks of my own
*let's go of the gun and pulls the pin on a flash bang*
*dashes behind you and lands a few kidney punches before flipping you on the ground, immediately backing off afterwards*
You won't get away with killing her, I'll make sure of it
>>29420851
*inhales deeply, analysing your very essence, using the aroma pat down technique. Taking note of all you weaknesses*
>that was your second mistake fool. I'm a master of the ancient brapp arts.
*sticks thump up your butthole. Tickles the turd and withdraws before even getting the stink finger*
>>29421359
well i hate to kill fellow brappurai, but its time to taste myidk i'm not even into brapp desu idk what to say here
>>29421296
I'll gladly back off...
*Holds the pin to a semtex grenade up tauntingly at you. You hear a beeping noise and notice the semtex that was stuck on the gun during the struggle*
have a... blast...
>>29421390
Hahah, you amuse me!
Let me show you my true potential!
*spins really fast*
*bright light coming out of my chest*
You're dead kiddo!
>draws sword
>steel clings on steel
>"You are fighting like a cow!"
those fucking SHOES
>Hmph you fool! You dare challenge the wandering ninja samurai!!!!
>I've mastered all the Naruto handsigns and Jutsu
>I've learned Bankai as well and my swordsmanship is far beyond your own.
>>29419800
Wanna know how i know youre a lonely faggot with no actual friends?
>>29419332
*ka-ching*
>>29421630
Because he's on /r9k/ with the rest of the people who don't have friends?
Making fun of someone on here for not having friends is like making fun of a fish for swimming. Yeah sure, there's a few people here with friends and/or a gf, but a majority don't have either of those things.
>>29421520
>You are fighting like a cow
Read this in the voice of that blue haired kid from Ed, Edd n Eddy.
Get out of my way, kid
You are not the one I'm looking for.
>>29419283
>>29421547
Both wearing tennis shoes, the telltale sign of supreme autism
I'm sorry, but your puny sword is no match for my AR-15
*moves fire selector from safe to fire*
>"I warned you NOT t o c o m e here."
>draw my blade
>"But you never L-I-S-T-E-N!"
>slowly pointing the tip of my steel to your throat
>"Seems like you have to learn it the HARD way"
>you attack hasty, but I suddenly disappear into thin air
>you hear my voice, but cannot figure out, where it is coming from
>"We are not so different y o u and I."
>I laugh.
>"But your 'a f f e c t i o n s' - for your so-called 'f r i e n d s' make you w e a k."
>My laughing only intensifies.
>"Maybe I should just let you find out on your own about the true.. nature of your oh so beloved and... compleatly trustworthy.. 'companions'"
>A last time my laughing intensifies and then my voice fades away.
>...
>a sword
>how pedestrian, roach
>*manipulates you so you take your own life*
>I look at you, my eyes empty
>Suddenly light itself seems to bend as a dimensional rip appears behind you
>All 10 dimensions converge into one spot, sucking you inside.
>I watch as your existence fades into the abyss
>Look down at my hand, I'm holding the strings of the universe itself
>Everything is merely a game to me
If I am ever going to pose with a katana I will make sure I wear the good kind of shoes so people on the internet think I'm cool.
>>29419283
A wild flatlander appears
>GO MC RIDE (my secondary is a zach hill)
>>29422397
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>A violent high pressure stream of shit severs your head from your body
*cuts u with my edge*
Pshh, nothing personnel kid
*squats over u*
*ffffbrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB*
Take that you shitter
>>29422473
>the illusion that is my body fades away
>You feel a tugging on your skin and notice that you're covered in strings.
This isn't even my final form, you pathetic roach.
I have already simulated this battle before it began. Check and mate.
